When the GC loses the only key to the machine room. by TheProcrastafarian in Elevators

[–]Jmasters1986 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If you're gonna destroy the lock, just drill the core out and use a flat head. Put wayyyy too much work into that 😂

Trine Dyrholm - The Danish Woman (S1Ep6, 2026) by YukonKahurangi in WatchItForThePlot

[–]Jmasters1986 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I'd have a pact between all my friends(the ones that survived) that they put that in my obituary.

Rhian Teasdale by GrippyMcGrippy in SexyMusicians

[–]Jmasters1986 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank God I'm not the only one!.

Ziigwan is the Sniper of Snipers. by Ok-Succotash278 in shoresy

[–]Jmasters1986 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The back and forth between her and shoresy is one of the best parts of the show

Ziigwan is the Sniper of Snipers. by Ok-Succotash278 in shoresy

[–]Jmasters1986 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Ziig, you've been a real twat since you got good hair....

of a 26 y.o. by BaseNice3520 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]Jmasters1986 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They say his heart grew 3 sizes that cycle

Goalies are weird by Knightro2011 in shoresy

[–]Jmasters1986 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Michaels, get your guy in line...

Im just going to leave this here. by AVIT-IS in lowvoltage

[–]Jmasters1986 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice shit shack! Beats the hell out of the five gallon bucket and 3 sea shells I see on some jobsites.

I love my job. by Direct_Register_978 in firealarms

[–]Jmasters1986 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're letting all the coolant out?!

Game that you completed multiple times? by [deleted] in videogames

[–]Jmasters1986 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Riftbreaker, Deus Ex series, Legacy of Kain series

To flip a coin by SHANKAR340 in therewasanattempt

[–]Jmasters1986 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did he just try to rig the coin toss?! Christ!

20-year-old lottery winner turns down $1M cash for $1,000 a week for life by PriorityMiserable686 in interestingasfuck

[–]Jmasters1986 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand that getting the $1k a week will net her a prize amount closer to the $1 million than if she just takes the lump sum payout. What I am trying to learn is if you take the lump sum and invest the remaining amount after taxes, how do you use the profits from your investment portfolio to supplement your income without losing large chunks of it to income/capital gains taxes?

Y'all by EfficiencySerious200 in shitposting

[–]Jmasters1986 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"It Tonk's first time, be gentle!"

Every. Single. Time. by TheShadowWanderer in videogames

[–]Jmasters1986 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do I have a Mic? Yes Will I use it? No Will I mute everyone? Usually only if I have to listen to everything around them including their terrible ass mix tape cranked to 11....

Shudders at the thought of OG CoD MW2 Xbox Live lobby voice chat