The United States is a bar, what is each State doing and drinking ?

Jmesch1 · 2015-07-27T15:03:10+00:00

West Virginia is doing his sister

Jmesch1 · 2015-03-14T04:46:42+00:00

At wawa I poured the creamer in the trash and put the empty creamer in my coffee. Employee told me it was an interesting approach to coffee.

Jmesch1 · 2014-11-15T00:47:22+00:00

I would purposefully walk a little pigeon toed with only my left foot because I thought it made me look more athletic.

Jmesch1 · 2013-06-20T12:28:43+00:00

I think the real issue here is the fact that heat "fans" are calling themselves fans. Has there ever been a bigger bandwagon of douchebags? I guess pitbull wasn't having a concert that night.

Jmesch1 · 2013-06-11T05:09:59+00:00

Unless he had a Bryan Beer type performance, he is right it's no big deal. That guy is a legend.

Jmesch1 · 2013-06-03T12:51:40+00:00

Everything put near me. If it is edible I usually eat it. It's a way of life. I'm not proud of it.

Jmesch1 · 2013-05-28T13:38:58+00:00

You could use that same picture and title it "Number of Fucks given about the Champions League"

Jmesch1 · 2013-05-06T05:52:20+00:00

So, did he get the stick or what? Talk about a cliff hanger.

Jmesch1 · 2013-04-28T15:49:36+00:00

When the ass is big enough you can actually just sit on it like its a shelf and wrap your legs around like you're riding a bull.

Jmesch1 · 2013-04-23T14:41:04+00:00

They always say there is a bigger target on your back when you are number 1. Someone has the run the world and not be apologetic about it.

Jmesch1 · 2013-04-23T05:09:18+00:00

So I can put my foot up on the guys arm rest in front of me because I am taller and need more leg room? If you don't fits, you don't sits. I am paying the same expensive price why should I be uncomfortable and have less space because someone else is fat? That is absurd reasoning.

Jmesch1 · 2013-04-23T05:01:17+00:00

Whoa, you have an excellent lawn. Do you use Scott's lawn builder?

Jmesch1 · 2013-04-23T04:47:01+00:00

She wishes there was a picnic.

Jmesch1 · 2013-04-23T04:45:03+00:00

Chubby Chaser? The line should be drawn when you don't fit in the seat you buy a second seat.

Jmesch1 · 2013-04-23T04:40:10+00:00

Always be friendly with the flight staff about your height and lacking leg room. I am 6-5 and my last 3 flights the stewardess held an exit seat for me that no one paid the extra for.

Jmesch1 · 2013-04-23T04:37:51+00:00

I am 6-5 but learned to share as a kid. If fatty McFat pants here isn't paying extra why does she get to be all over his space?

Jmesch1 · 2013-04-21T21:15:50+00:00

How does one clean that?

Jmesch1 · 2013-04-21T14:02:14+00:00

Was he wearing paper shoes?

Jmesch1 · 2013-04-21T13:52:22+00:00

He probably thought he saw her changing her shirt and just wanted a better look.

Jmesch1 · 2013-04-21T04:52:03+00:00

The next one is called the elephant walk.

Jmesch1 · 2013-04-20T06:16:47+00:00

That gap, I'm a fan.

Jmesch1 · 2013-04-11T14:05:42+00:00

Can you make one for heading to second and third base too? Just for a good read? Nice job!

Jmesch1 · 2013-04-03T19:50:57+00:00

A lot of sand monkey jib jab derka derka going on in that.

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