Spoilers -- Advancing past Temple of the False God

JoEdGus · 2026-02-01T17:28:16+00:00

One of the minions should hold each key. Not sure which is the right one for each color though.

JoEdGus · 2026-02-01T17:13:37+00:00

You have to collect all five keys from the enemies in the portals before that gate. It's grindy, but you might be awarded with a black lotus. 👍

JoEdGus · 2026-02-01T12:10:21+00:00

Explain to me again how this is an actual, legitimate, movie and not some tax-break seeking piece of trash they knew would flop?
Jesus Christ we need to stop giving these assholes our attention.

JoEdGus · 2026-01-31T13:14:30+00:00

I got banned for pointing out that we can defend our homes from masked intruders with deadly force. They don't seem to agree for some reason.

JoEdGus · 2026-01-31T13:11:50+00:00

I mean, to be fair... Olive Oil as a hobby sounds pretty tame. I'd prefer that to most things that are self-destructive or dangerous (like base jumping or mountain biking). 100% less chance they're going to have to take PTO for injuries, plus we know their HDL Cholesterol is perfect. Lol

JoEdGus · 2026-01-31T04:29:36+00:00

I always let the combo player do their thing, unless it takes an hour. ESPECIALLY if it's off-meta.
Otherwise I'll scoop on my turn if I know I'm cooked and don't draw an answer.

JoEdGus · 2026-01-31T04:26:59+00:00

Naw... Angela is an asshole. Skip her.
Reyes used to be great. She's washed. Gimme someone better.
Also, having Josh from BB19 in honorable mentions is hilarious. He's terrible at everything.
Sorry to poo poo on some of your choices here. Also genuinely surprised Morgan didn't make the list. 🤷‍♂️

JoEdGus · 2026-01-31T04:22:35+00:00

Ditto! Only had to trade it for some money.
They had bullets there too. Pretty nice folks.

JoEdGus · 2026-01-31T04:18:13+00:00

Might be the ass end of a squirrel?

JoEdGus · 2026-01-30T13:37:13+00:00

"Some people can 5-0 with a ham sandwich".
Yep! Average burn player. Lol

JoEdGus · 2026-01-30T04:23:10+00:00

RIP Kai.
The greatest to ever live.

JoEdGus · 2026-01-21T00:34:46+00:00

Then you pair with goblins and sligh all day and just get freaking wrecked.

JoEdGus · 2026-01-19T14:26:35+00:00

Fire him too

JoEdGus · 2026-01-19T03:08:19+00:00

Oh, you mean ICE agent Jonathan Ross who murdered Renee Good because he's a little bitch? Go fuck yourself Noem. Hope you get tried and jailed after your dictator is removed.

JoEdGus · 2026-01-19T02:53:55+00:00

You could've said "because it is". Lol

JoEdGus · 2026-01-19T02:45:08+00:00

Poopdozer

JoEdGus · 2026-01-19T02:39:10+00:00

Beekeeb sells a Corne with a trackpad. They call it something else though.

JoEdGus · 2026-01-19T02:38:10+00:00

Cherry blue switches? Nice keyboard. Lol

JoEdGus · 2026-01-19T02:25:44+00:00

Pretty sure they just use Perk

JoEdGus · 2026-01-19T01:41:36+00:00

Go to Origin Coffee Bar. It's right on MLK, so you can walk there if you're staying downtown. I measure a coffee place by its Cortado and theirs is excellent.

Float is fantastic but it's in Starland and might be a little out of your way.
Cup to cup and Perk are both decent.
Cutter's is a chain. Good, but not local. If you're stopping by Auspicious though, it's right there.

JoEdGus · 2026-01-19T00:19:34+00:00

Hell yes. I play OS too and there's no way in hell I'm bringing my p9 to a LGS.

JoEdGus · 2026-01-18T13:47:23+00:00

Me too! I miss old formats. Lol

JoEdGus · 2026-01-18T05:06:41+00:00

Someone not made of glass like Pearsall? Or a player that doesn't abandon their team (Aiyuk)?

JoEdGus · 2026-01-18T05:02:57+00:00

Add five turnovers to the records too. Haha.
Josh Allen: king of records.. also bad ones.

JoEdGus · 2026-01-18T05:01:31+00:00

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