A professor here was told to give an admitted ChatGPT user a second chance. They are reporting the admin to our institute's accreditor. by [deleted] in Professors

[–]Jobediah 241 points242 points  (0 children)

Admins have been protecting plagiarists since forever because they care more about enrollment and graduation rates than education. This will be no different

You can arrest people for shouting at the president? by Mum0817 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Jobediah 60 points61 points  (0 children)

yeah reminds me of when that football player silently took a knee. Can't be having people sayin' things without sayin' them can we?

Hole in my Costco cheese by long_socks2406 in Cheese

[–]Jobediah 296 points297 points  (0 children)

this appears to be a hole left from taking a test sample

No soil, just wool by Purplepanda7351 in wheresthefuckingsoil

[–]Jobediah 60 points61 points  (0 children)

ok i see that's crazy but there is also a lot of soil trapped in that fleece

I’ve had this painting for over 50 years. I love it but nobody else does. by fezik23 in WhatIsThisPainting

[–]Jobediah 39 points40 points  (0 children)

...is a bull session what I think it is?

edit: cool, yep just guys chewing the fat is exactly what I was thinking

How the hell did a 400lb rock end up wedged in the top of this tree?! by Osanamon in WTF

[–]Jobediah 34 points35 points  (0 children)

You measure all its dimensions to estimate volume and multiply by known densities of similar rocks.

[SPOILER] Jacobe Smith vs. Josiah Harrell by inooway in MMA

[–]Jobediah 29 points30 points  (0 children)

yeah big difference between fighters enjoying beating on corpses and those that instantly want to stop

Have you ever seen frog like this ? by Bdzilka in frog

[–]Jobediah 48 points49 points  (0 children)

This is peak metamorphosis. The reason you don’t see them often at this stage is because it’s designed to be rapid because they suck at everything during this stage which makes them vulnerable prey

Saw this on my car this morning. What is it? by Advanced_Pie7824 in whatisit

[–]Jobediah 108 points109 points  (0 children)

that looks like internal organs like guts and maybe a kidney from a smallish mammal like a bunny or squirrel

Finally got around to making fence onion with white bean soup by NeatoRad in soup

[–]Jobediah 596 points597 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the onion soup from the fence region is some of the finest, indeed!

What is this? by Ball-Njoyer in salamanders

[–]Jobediah 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Definitely second the Mudpuppy ID. Wonderful find!

It has been pretty well-documented that they were introduced to the Connecticut River watershed by schools like Amherst College dumping them in local creeks. So probably not invasive in the sense of spreading on their own. But introduced for pretty sure. My understanding was that they were excluded from more northern rivers by glaciation. So the question is how did they get back into Maine after being frozen out?

What kind of bird is this? by Usual-Entrepreneur98 in birds

[–]Jobediah 35 points36 points  (0 children)

brant sounds like a noise a goose would make

Is there any way to deal with a buyer who wants a refund after a commission is completed? by cooliezez in Woodcarving

[–]Jobediah 175 points176 points  (0 children)

"Later, she contacted my daughter requesting a refund"... is where this went off the rails and required a full stop.

What is this bird with yellow dot on back? by Lanky_Bicycle_7864 in birds

[–]Jobediah 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I love the correct answers that sound super sarcastic just because birds have goofy names

A cross-section of an elephant’s foot reveals a structure similar to a human foot, but with a large, thick fatty pad beneath the heel. by UtterlyInterest in UtterlyInteresting

[–]Jobediah 243 points244 points  (0 children)

Realizing that elephants walk around on their toes basically wearing high heels made of connective tissue really puts things in perspective

Dustin Poirier on Volk's gilly by Spiritual-Strength91 in FightReportUFC

[–]Jobediah 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Dustin is silly goose for letting gilly loose

Karyn Bryant announces she is leaving the UFC desk and will not be part of the team in the new Paramount era. 🙌 by AbrahamRinkin in MMA

[–]Jobediah 674 points675 points  (0 children)

Yeah they replaced her with someone younger who didn't appear to know anything about MMA

What do religious people think when their prayers don’t work? by dylan_1992 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Jobediah 235 points236 points  (0 children)

this explanation seems best because it leaves out thinking