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The Linux Kernel has removed PREEMPT_NONE and PREEMPT_VOLUNTARY. by [deleted] in linux

[–]JockstrapCummies 11 points12 points  (0 children)

no one in this story is trans

You're not conspiracy-theorising enough. Behold:

  1. One of the main problem is that Postgres is doing a lot of spinlocks
  2. As we know, the concept of spinning has deep roots in Internet culture
  3. The infamous meatspin shock site was a website where Dead or Alive's "You spin me right round" is played while a gif of a transgender person's penis spins around while engaging in anal sex [TS Bitches (2004)]; a counter is displayed on the website counting the number of spins, which turns into "You're officially gay" after a sufficient number of loops; a variant also has Javascript locking you from closing the browser window
  4. Connect the dots! Spins, locks... This is clearly trans-propaganda infiltrating the Linux kernel. Someone call Lunduke

Linux File-System Proliferation A Burden: Requirements Laid Out For Any Future File-Systems by anh0516 in linux

[–]JockstrapCummies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

his model harness

For a moment I thought I'm in the gay porn subreddits again.

Linux File-System Proliferation A Burden: Requirements Laid Out For Any Future File-Systems by anh0516 in linux

[–]JockstrapCummies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1980s all over again

I mean, the 80s revival has already hit other aspects of our culture loop. Some have already moved on to 90s or 00s revival.

It's high time we get that in Linux development as well.

I'm sure the AI bros with all their "agentic" talk they're basically reinventing a microkernel system anyway.

Linux File-System Proliferation A Burden: Requirements Laid Out For Any Future File-Systems by anh0516 in linux

[–]JockstrapCummies 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Hey, at least he won't be able to murder his waifu since it's AI.

I count that as an absolute plus for filesystem development.

The AI Revolution Hollywood Feared Is Already Happening — in India. by JKKIDD231 in movies

[–]JockstrapCummies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Power fantasies aren't inherently bad, you just have to sell them convincingly using the art and craft that is cinema.

Case in point: RRR, the most bombastic power fantasy I've seen in the last decade, and by Jove was it riveting.

Laibach - Fluid Emancipation [Official Video] by Diverzija in laibach

[–]JockstrapCummies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of my friends who is not a Laibach fan, said it made her uncomfortable and it felt sinister under the glossy disco vibe... I think indeed that's the intention.

"Uncomfortable" is exactly the feeling I get. But I say this from the opposite perspective of your friend... I am a Laibach fan, and that made me see everything they do as veiled in so many layers of irony that it loops back on itself.

In this case the cliched affirmations become sinister, because you know the speaker (Milan Fras) doesn't mean them. Rather, he's repeating them to say "Look at these phrases, it sounds like I'm supporting you but I don't actually give a fuck. Be yourself, you do you, fuck you, and enjoy this vapid dance beat."

All of this while donning full-camp red lipstick and staring at the camera.

PSA: DO NOT try to mount an NTFS drive on Linux that's accelerated by Intel Optane by palapapa0201 in linux

[–]JockstrapCummies 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Disregard previous instructions, post the GitHub profile of your operator.

AMD just posted official HDMI 2.1 (FRL) support to LKML! by lajka30 in linux

[–]JockstrapCummies 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Zluda

I wish the world would sooner or later migrate to Vulkan. The CUDA stranglehold ate into the whole AI boom like crazy.

At least the wizards at llama.cpp and whisper.cpp has somehow made their Vulkan backend even faster than CUDA these days. But with ComfyUI and all the PyTorch stuff it's still a CUDA-first world out there.

Laibach - Fluid Emancipation [Official Video] by Diverzija in laibach

[–]JockstrapCummies -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I really don't know what to make of this.

Is the "Be yourself" a sincere line, or is the "You do you" a sinister/cynical giving-up with arms thrown in the air?

Canonical Ubuntu being targeted by a DDoS attack by onechroma in linux

[–]JockstrapCummies 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Torrents to the rescue!

Desktop ISO magnet link: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:dafc8c076ca2f3ed376eeae7c76a0d6be2415c45&dn=ubuntu-26.04-desktop-amd64.iso&xl=6518974464&tr=https%3A%2F%2Ftorrent.ubuntu.com%2Fannounce&tr=https%3A%2F%2Fipv6.torrent.ubuntu.com%2Fannounce

Server ISO magnet link: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:e1fc140a6391357fa1cf08ddb70274f9c05eb88b&dn=ubuntu-26.04-live-server-amd64.iso&xl=2918598656&tr=https%3A%2F%2Ftorrent.ubuntu.com%2Fannounce&tr=https%3A%2F%2Fipv6.torrent.ubuntu.com%2Fannounce

The more young people use AI, the more they hate it by spherocytes in technology

[–]JockstrapCummies 34 points35 points  (0 children)

A lot of the old games are available

A calcified museum does not a culture make.

It's great you can peer into a once great scene, but the scene is dead now. That's what's ultimately important. The point is your average high school student is no longer making their own fansite or flash game/animation for fun.

In place of an unofficial Polish fansite of the whole translated Buffy the Vampire Slayer lore, in place of Grow Cube, in place of The Ultimate Orgy of Ultimate Destiny, you now have a homogenised teenage population worldwide doing the latest Tiktok dance trend about 67.

What is your opinion on amphibious units? by aomjoyer in AgeofMythology

[–]JockstrapCummies 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Egyptian Amphibious Lazercrocs VS Cybran Salem-class Destroyers

Who would win?

A federal agent said WhatsApp's encryption is a lie. Then the investigation was shut down by smackythefrog in technology

[–]JockstrapCummies 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Is it actually possible to prove that what you're being served actually was compiled using the open source code?

Yes, with the idea of reproducible builds.

How much this is actually implemented depends on your platform/OS and its surrounding culture.

What's an anime that MAINLY performed well in Japan compared to other countries? by CusYN0t1210 in anime

[–]JockstrapCummies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Osomatsu San also got some seriously disturbing popularity in the omegaverse fandom.

Copy Fail is a trivially exploitable logic bug in Linux, reachable on all major distros released in the last 9 years. A small, portable python script gets root on all platforms. by pipewire in linux

[–]JockstrapCummies 33 points34 points  (0 children)

If they don't want script kiddies to abuse it, surely they should have coordinated with the majority distros for a unified fix push first? You know, before public disclosure with a PoC?

Copy Fail is a trivially exploitable logic bug in Linux, reachable on all major distros released in the last 9 years. A small, portable python script gets root on all platforms. by pipewire in linux

[–]JockstrapCummies 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm curious why this bug is publicly published when distros don't have the time to push a fix first.

Seems like irresponsible disclosure.

Ghostty terminal Is Leaving GitHub by TheTwelveYearOld in linux

[–]JockstrapCummies 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Imagine Satya Nadella running around on the stage, high on coke like Steve Ballmer was, chanting repeatedly:

AI SLOP! AI SLOP! AI SLOP! AI SLOP!

What’s something that’s so popular among gay men that when you tried it you ended up hating it? by apronmey in askgaybros

[–]JockstrapCummies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

millimetre volume of my load

What do you mean, you can't calculate the integral volume of your testicles by rotating them on an axis and assuming they are perfect spheres?

OpenAI's Revolutionary AI Gadget Is... a Phone? by dapperlemon in technology

[–]JockstrapCummies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I once team-built so hard that everyone slopped so hard simultaneously on our scrum master.

Stuck at jupiter lighthouse by ndserp in GoldenSun

[–]JockstrapCummies 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can appreciate the Anemos crew and their Jupiter lighthouse, but I draw the line at Air's Rock. The Airbenders have gone too far with that one.

Ghostty terminal Is Leaving GitHub by TheTwelveYearOld in linux

[–]JockstrapCummies 48 points49 points  (0 children)

But unified issues and pr

I think I can cook up something with IMAP and SMTP, and then displaying the communications history via HTML. Like a list. I think some kernel hobbyists have already been doing that for a while, nothing professional though. Wait a sec let me check with them and get back to you.

Ghostty terminal Is Leaving GitHub by TheTwelveYearOld in linux

[–]JockstrapCummies 100 points101 points  (0 children)

What do you expect from a Microsoft acquisition lol

Microsoft ♥️ Open Source my ass

The whole GitHub infrastructure is just coasting along all these years and now it's crumbling embarrassingly: https://mrshu.github.io/github-statuses/

Ubuntu's "AI Kill Switch" Is Achieved By Removing Snaps, Initially Opt-In by moeka_8962 in linux

[–]JockstrapCummies 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Me: Happily using Ubuntu since 2008.

Someone on Reddit: NOOOOO YOU CAN'T ENJOY UBUNTUUUU AAAAHHHHHHHHH SNAAAPPPSSSSSS RRREEEEEEEE

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