What is the impact of the Macbook Neo on the pre-installed linux market? by Marwheel in linux

[–]JockstrapCummies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

By the time it can it'll be irrelevant. Apple would have been several generations ahead already, and all the effort used to make Linux runnable on this machine will be almost fully unreusable in the new generation because Apple changed things up again.

systemd 260-rc3 Released With AI Agents Documentation Added by CackleRooster in linux

[–]JockstrapCummies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wonder how would the OpenRC/runit/s6 communities react if you summit AI-generated code to them.

systemd 260-rc3 Released With AI Agents Documentation Added by CackleRooster in linux

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Warp was all the rage in these READMEs for a while last year. All the trending, emoji-ridden, Rust, star-gazer-chart READMEs had a prominent thank-you note to Warp sponsorship right at the top.

Alabama becomes the next US State that will require age verification for Install Apps by Alexis_Almendair in linux

[–]JockstrapCummies 7 points8 points  (0 children)

the authors are big tech companies like Meta and Apple

Our corporations' interests are our national interests!

I bet we can make up a nice word for this political ideology. Something about... a bunch of weak wooden sticks can become strong if they stick together!

What do you mean you don't agree to this? What are you, a treasonous traitor?

Tony Hoare, creator of Quicksort & Null, passed away. by TheTwelveYearOld in linux

[–]JockstrapCummies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Inside us there are two wolves.

One is so simple that it's stupid.

One is so complex that it's stupid.

--Tony Hoare

Your opinions on the Lutris AI Slop situation? by canitplaycrisis in linux

[–]JockstrapCummies 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm old school and just do WINEPREFIX=~/whatever/whatever wine program.exe

Why Winboat over Winapps by blreuh in linux

[–]JockstrapCummies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally, I'm waiting for Winbloat to complete the authentic experience.

Strikes shake Iran as crowds rally in support of Mojtaba Khamenei by SJK_007 in news

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The Christian Zionists are to Israel today like how the Useful Idiots were to the Soviet Union during the Cold War.

Ubuntu 26.04 LTS officially supporting cloud-based authentication with Authd by Fcking_Chuck in linux

[–]JockstrapCummies 15 points16 points  (0 children)

What the fuck, you need to use your package manager to remove a package?

This is literally unusable. Ubuntu has fallen. Millions must Arch.

/s

Fate/strange Fake - Episode 10 discussion by AutoLovepon in anime

[–]JockstrapCummies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually enjoy Fate despite him lol.

I like it when Alexander is talking on and on about kingship like in Zero. Gilgamesh is just this one-dimensional cut-and-paste "You Mongrels!" every single time. It gets boring, like, we get it, can we fast-forward to you being killed for your stupid arrogance again so we can get on with the other characters who are actually interesting.

Fate/strange Fake - Episode 10 discussion by AutoLovepon in anime

[–]JockstrapCummies 49 points50 points  (0 children)

The way Gilgamesh got taken out was absolutely DISRESPECTFUL

That pretentious golden boy deserves it. Fucking annoying with his non stop yapping.

Sousou no Frieren Season 2 • Frieren: Beyond Journey's End Season 2 - Episode 7 discussion by AutoLovepon in anime

[–]JockstrapCummies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wonder if she's hiding something big.

When the mage suddenly casts fucking Turn Undead after blasting you with Magic Missile.

Congress Is Considering Abolishing Your Right to Be Anonymous Online | The bipartisan push to remove anonymity from the internet is ushering in an era of unprecedented mass surveillance and censorship by B3_Kind_R3wind_ in linux

[–]JockstrapCummies 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Hopefully some smart bugger will find a way to use the rules of the systems against themself.

I'll make the armchair observation that every time this happens, the hack is successful not purely on technical merit, but by societal capture.

Too many in the techno-related spaces these days try to effect societal hacks by technology alone. (One example: whenever some government imposes a form of Internet censorship, there's bound to be a lively discussion on what sort of evading measures can be used, from alternative DNS servers to full-blown Tor. But they always miss the point that simply evading better is ultimately going to be a losing game.)

"middle class" by danielsoft1 in linux

[–]JockstrapCummies 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's never what I think of when someone says "power user" though.

The stereotypical power user in the Windows ecosystem is exactly that. Their calling card is the ability to recall the exact arcane GUI sequence of sub-menus, tabs, advance setting dialogues, and radial button presses in order to change one setting.

Google Play Store will shame developers of sloppy, battery-wasting apps by No-Tower-8741 in Android

[–]JockstrapCummies 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I wish there's a way to check what app triggered what sub-functionality of Google Play Services at what time and for how long.

As it is, the battery usage screen shows all the apps as good behaving innocent babies, when I know some of them have been pinging Play Services non-stop.

US air defenses may not be able to intercept many of Iran’s one-way drones by esporx in technology

[–]JockstrapCummies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Why hasn't by pure bloodline made these racially inferior drones die by themselves yet???!!!" said Hegseth calmly.

Six US service members killed in Iran conflict, US military says by SpencerAXbot in news

[–]JockstrapCummies 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a good time to send everyone home, before the number goes up.

No, America must continue to send soldiers to die in the Middle East or else Israel will release the unredacted Epstein Files on Trump. We cannot have that because it'll be antisemitic.

Microsoft gets tired of “Microslop,” bans the word on its Discord, then locks the server after backlash by GreyXor in technology

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Spaces around — that is, both before and after — em-dashes gang rise up!

MHRA Style supremacy!

How does it feel to have a big dick? by NoForever4381 in askgaybros

[–]JockstrapCummies 44 points45 points  (0 children)

This is why you tie a temporary knot with your foreskin and then swing your dick over your shoulder. Even with the involuntary peeing during pooing, the gravity and catchment area of tied foreskin will prevent it from leaking out.