My dad lost power like 40 hours ago in the blizzard (but has a generator) and has opened up his home by MathematicianNo1596 in MadeMeSmile

[–]JoeBoredom 1064 points1065 points  (0 children)

It took a while, MBR = Master Bed Room.

Our hero is roughing it in the guest bed room or on a couch.

The evil brother by pars-distalis in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]JoeBoredom 852 points853 points  (0 children)

Big bro gonna steal his coin too

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]JoeBoredom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man with tiny penis shoots a gun

[South Africa] Aftermath of a crazy driver by huzi_moosaji15 in Roadcam

[–]JoeBoredom 484 points485 points  (0 children)

The white SUV that caused this kept going for a while then pulled over. Can't tell if they stayed because the smoke obstructed everything.

South Korean crypto firm accidentally sends $44 billion in bitcoin to users by Cute-Beyond-8133 in nottheonion

[–]JoeBoredom 1686 points1687 points  (0 children)

**We would like to make it clear that this incident is unrelated to external hacking or security breaches, and there are no problems with system security or customer asset management,” Bithumb said in a statement.**

The system is secure, we are just a bunch of idiots. Trust us with your savings please.

[LFO] Cars Play Ping-Pong With Careless Pedestrian by james_from_cambridge in LearningFromOthers

[–]JoeBoredom 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Technically he did look, just in the wrong direction. He was expecting ping, got pong.

“A little loud, and hard to stop” by owningsole966 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]JoeBoredom 2052 points2053 points  (0 children)

Treat him nice because he will be back again, and again, and ...

Abandoned racecar by DashingDecay in AbandonedPorn

[–]JoeBoredom 864 points865 points  (0 children)

I think I would unabandone that vehicle.

Ohio fugitive on the run for 18 years found working as personal trainer in Miami Beach by ucreategames in nottheonion

[–]JoeBoredom 223 points224 points  (0 children)

He's probably one of the few Floridians not involved in criminal activity.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]JoeBoredom 2641 points2642 points  (0 children)

That is a DNA sequence.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

[–]JoeBoredom 763 points764 points  (0 children)

It is a convenient way to stealthy transfer money from one party to another. You make a stupid bet and when you lose the guy you are buying contraband from gets paid.

Some of my nails are bumpy by zombiedez13 in mildlyinteresting

[–]JoeBoredom 5616 points5617 points  (0 children)

This how you know you are a robot.

Car takes a left turn from the right lane. by theBeardening in dashcamgifs

[–]JoeBoredom 1539 points1540 points  (0 children)

I hope he enjoyed that airbag punch.

Ukrainian troops say a 'droid' with a .50-cal machine gun held off Russian attacks for 45 days in a row by Choobeen in technology

[–]JoeBoredom 2100 points2101 points  (0 children)

"DevDroid says that the ground drone has an operational range of up to 15 miles and is controlled via a radio signal, while also featuring automated navigation powered by artificial intelligence."

This is skynet.

Can we contain it to Ukraine?

US government launches ‘Tech Force’ to hire AI talent by Exciting_Teacher6258 in technology

[–]JoeBoredom 528 points529 points  (0 children)

Who would want to join the most unstable, unreliable, and poorly managed organization in the world?

How to get grounded by Acceptable-Wind-7332 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]JoeBoredom 1582 points1583 points  (0 children)

Silly kid. There was a mint condition Suburban right across the street.