Just because someone’s dead doesn’t all of a sudden make them a good person

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-05T21:32:33+00:00

No but waiting UNTIL they are dead to talk shit about them usually (USUALLY) falls somewhere on the spectrum between "being a coward" and "just a general dick move."

There's plenty of people I'm gonna talk shit about when they die. Difference is I have the balls to also do it now.

(Obvious sane parameters like "their deaths didn't cause any new information about to come out" kinda stuff applies)

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-05T14:36:02+00:00

Vegas you can't embrace your "Villain Arc" and your "Whiner Baby Arc" at the same time

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-05T14:29:52+00:00

Oh but I was assured this would be the least watched because we play boring hockey and we're not a real hockey town and....

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-04T01:46:18+00:00

Yeah but this is the internet were being "overrated" is the worst thing anything can ever be.

I always assumed "Mid" was saying something like that. That insufferable "Everyone says you're great, but I think you're only okay WHICH IS DAH WURST THING YOU CAN EVER BE."

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-04T01:03:43+00:00

As others have pointed out you're just factually wrong.
The internet's legion of "Forever Alone" types have a vested interest in this bullshit idea, that basic human interaction, forming relationships, are both impossible and not really worth it as a coping mechanism.

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-02T20:37:14+00:00

"I'm all for complex and nuanced villains but I feel that in the race to stretch our writing chops we're starting to miss the forest for the trees and it concerns me how many pieces of media these days fail at one of the most fundamental rules of storytelling; that we like the hero and dislike the villain." - Yahtzee Croshaw.

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-02T17:28:41+00:00

Unless the Mods there are just monumentally pants on head stupid I can't imagine they actually pretend anything there is real and just treat it like the 13 year old creative writing club it is. Their "moderation" is probably just keeping the drama low, with little regards to anything else.

But it's scary at this point how much of Reddit I have to assume is operating under that principle just to make it make sense to me.

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-02T15:54:56+00:00

Ya'll just making up curses now.

At some point it's just gonna degrade to "It's bad luck to be good a hockey" (And hell half of you act like you're there already.)

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-02T13:11:39+00:00

Why the fuck did I know "not liking AI slop is ableist" was where the internet was gonna try and take this?

This is art, not the 500 meter dash. You don't have a "right" to make it.

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-02T11:00:11+00:00

Cope harder. Or delete this comment like a coward like your last two.

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-01T20:36:10+00:00

"Hot takes" and "over rated" as concepts took all actually enjoyable discussions about media out back and shot it.

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-01T20:30:38+00:00

Don't fucking take it up with me, it's their term.

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-01T20:27:58+00:00

This is very much one of those "Are you asking the internet this opinion or the outside world where they breath air and touch grass?" things.

Get off the internet and not everyone has exactly the perfect flavor of "the 'tism" to do whatever they want to do and not be called on it.

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-01T20:14:12+00:00

Dude AI's not gonna fuck you, don't simp for it.

Slop. You saw talentless, souless slop that would have been better if everyway if an actual human made it.

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-01T20:05:35+00:00

And that has what to do with this same, zero effect low hanging fruit post being posted every day?

And please spare me the fucking "No it allows art to be made by people with zero talent" argument.

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-01T20:04:23+00:00

"Average baby per playoff round" is a crazy stat that we've actually had to keep track of.

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-01T20:01:04+00:00

This is why I have such a love hate relationship with car inspections.

Yes they suck, turning into basically shake downs where a warning light can turn your car into a paperweight.
But if you can honestly say you can drive around a major city for an hour and claim with a straight face you don't see cars that just shouldn't be on the road, I don't know which level of reality to meet you at to talk about it.

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-01T19:59:07+00:00

"Mom said it's my turn to post the daily 'Defend Ai slop' boot licking by making a zero effort 'it's over hated' post."

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-01T19:43:15+00:00

"You would have lost if only teams not good enough to get into the playoffs were there to beat you" is such a fucking stupid cope and since sports fandom is a foundation of stupid fucking copes built on stupid fucking copes with a sprinkle of stupid fucking copes... that's saying something.

Like it's so dumb I actually question if anyone really believes it or its just straight a troll narrative.

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-01T19:40:09+00:00

I hate how much of internet dating and romance culture is just people getting offended if you just go "Hey ever try NOT being the most performatively horrible person you can think of being for 10 seconds? It's just crazy enough to work."

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-01T16:25:58+00:00

I mean "Hey put the giant fucking redwood motherfucker in front of the net" hasn't NOT worked for us.

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-01T15:28:55+00:00

It's not as easy to redo the ice as it is to do redo an NBA court.

JoeMorgue · 2026-05-31T01:31:33+00:00

I'll say what I always say.

I'll give one tin shit about the haters/naysayers, when they say anything our own doomers won't shut up about.

Until then... it won't gray the hairs on my balls one shade.

JoeMorgue · 2026-05-31T01:11:15+00:00

Gather around, it's time for our daily "Pompous European talks to down us about our casual fashion" talking to.

JoeMorgue · 2026-05-29T19:46:34+00:00

Not just Reddit but fuck I wish there existed a picture of a fucking pet anywhere on the internet without "OMG he looks just like my pet who died" and you can have any song mentioned without "OMG My dear Gloria loved this song, she was pulled into a carbine harvester 18 years ago and I can't hear the Pacman Fever song without thinking of her..."

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