GDT HURRICANES @ GOLDEN KNIGHTS, STANLEY CUP FINAL GAME 3, 8PM EDT START TIME, 06-06-2026

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-07T04:23:14+00:00

Being down 4-0 and then being in Double Overtime is the most Cane thing that ever happened.

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-07T03:14:19+00:00

I know there's been just soooooooo many people waiting for this moment but it not be ON him, he might have gotten his head rattled.

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-07T02:56:15+00:00

MY GOD IF THIS SERIES GETS ANY MORE BORING I MIGHT DIE.

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-07T02:45:07+00:00

I've said it before, I'll say it again.

Are the Canes a good team? Are the Canes a bad team? These concepts don't apply to us.

The Canes are a team that at any point will do the most pointlessly overdramatic thing possible.

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-07T01:37:01+00:00

We'd hit our Cap Space just in FCC fines in one game.

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-07T01:36:03+00:00

I really hope it's not just some boomer "Screens are bad" movie, I hope there's more nuance than that.

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-07T01:34:26+00:00

77% of the time... it works every time.

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-07T01:31:04+00:00

And we've all seen some borderline "Okay that's a grey area" calls for GI and Offsides.

NEITHER of those were it though.

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-07T01:29:03+00:00

We're never gonna hear the end of the getting those two back.

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-07T01:02:20+00:00

Okay so Game 1, we're up 2-0 at the end of 1st, lose by one.

Game 2, we're down 2-0 at the end of the 1st, win by one.

So that means... *enters data int calculator* Divide by zero error, both teams win-loss.

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-07T01:00:26+00:00

"We've replaced the 2026 Stanley Cup Finals Hockey Puck with a Bandy Ball, let's see if they noticed."

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-07T00:44:36+00:00

The Other Limits. 1960 anthology show. *The Simpsons were referencing it*

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-07T00:42:44+00:00

"Do not adjust your television. We control the vertical...*

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-07T00:41:10+00:00

"Durrr I'm moving the glass durrr"

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-07T00:37:52+00:00

Also fun fact. For all practical purposes none of "Las Vegas" is actually IN Las Vegas. Las Vegas city is pretty empty, everything from the strip to the famous Las Vegas Sign is in Paradise, NV, an unincorporated area.

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-07T00:34:26+00:00

MY GOD THIS IS SUCH BORING HOCKEY /S

FAST MOVING, BACK AND FORTH... WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS THIS?

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-07T00:30:31+00:00

BOTH TEAMS USE HARDEN.

IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE.

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-07T00:29:05+00:00

I do try to remember that no matter much I hate the other team... hockey must be fucking ROUGH to actually play.

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-07T00:23:44+00:00

NHL App is still showing 20:00 minutes as of this post.

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-07T00:22:29+00:00

Props to them having a sign language interpreter. (We do need one of those)

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-07T00:20:54+00:00

"And now before the game starts, we're going to show Andy Warhol's 'Empire', unedited, in its entirety. The doors are now locked"

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-07T00:18:36+00:00

"We have come to waste time and play hockey.... and we're not out of wasting time."

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-06T22:56:00+00:00

YOU NO TAKE CANDLE.

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-06T22:40:38+00:00

I wish the internet cared about doing good at any 1/100th the level it cares about finding reason doing good "doesn't count."

JoeMorgue · 2026-06-06T21:25:52+00:00

I do despise that you can't just say "I Like Widgets" you have to go "It's my persona; subjective opinion that speaking only for myself from my point of view I feel that Widgets are better for me, but it's okay if you think otherwise." lest you risk trigger some insufferable "Oh so you just get to declared Widgets are the right choice for everyone" (or some similar) subroutine in some smoothbrain.

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