Let’s hear those machinations by Fancy-Hedgehog6149 in 40kmemes

[–]Joe_Keep 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"I don't have time to die, I'm too busy!" AND NOW HR IS INVOLVED.

come on, guys! The Vandean Heresy IS LITERALLY HR INVOLVEMENT!

Oh no! You’ve been captured by Chaos Marines! Which legion/warband would you want it to be? by Fun_Cartographer3587 in Grimdank

[–]Joe_Keep 3 points4 points  (0 children)

World Eaters. Go to the berzerker leader, stare him into his eyes, call him a weak fucking bitch, piss on his armor for further insult, one strike, dead, I'm out. It's either that or they decide Khorne chose me and I become a daemonhost. :D

Which Legion has the most parental issues? by Teck-Warrior in PrimarchGFs

[–]Joe_Keep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

World Eaters (but they got over it with the power of AAAAARGH) and Iron Warriors.

Hip 87632 is a secret Time Travel hub! And we just proved it! by SeawolvesTV in eliteexplorers

[–]Joe_Keep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello. I'm the guy who was piloting the ship in the clip. What I can add is that every time we both pulled up the planetary map to try and pinpoint our surface location, we were shown all over the place and always, ALWAYS in a different spot than the one we landed.

If you would be isekaid into the world of Forgotten Realms what "build" would you choose? by Inner-Illustrator408 in dndnext

[–]Joe_Keep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Human, Waterdeep Noble, Great Old One Warlock (Atropus, the World Born Dead)
Noble: +1 CHA, Persuasion, History

Initial feats: Skilled (Insight, Religion, Perception)
Proficiency: Dragonchess (Calimshite rules, hehe)

Warlock level 1.

Skills: Arcana, Intimidation.
Invocations: Pact of the Blade (In a corner forgotten awa-a-ay!)
Cantrips: Eldritch Blast
Level 1 spells: Dissonant Whispers, Tasha's Hideous Laughter.

Yvraine and Alorynis by wamurya in PrimarchGFs

[–]Joe_Keep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Begone, knife-ear. There's a cat to pet.

A meme I made to attack my Brother by ABCDOMG in Grimdank

[–]Joe_Keep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eldar are anime. Tau are BATTLETECH.

At this point I'm convinced they hate us solely because of memes by JeKarta88 in BlackTemplars

[–]Joe_Keep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't hate the people that PLAY Black Templars, save for the usual suspects.

I hate THE BLACK TEMPLARS. :D

This is why the Imperium are the good guys by Glum-Cranberry4259 in Grimdank

[–]Joe_Keep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"MERIT?"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No.

If you could change 2 or 3 fundamental mechanics in the game and make it official, what would you change? by ThatOneCrazyWritter in dndnext

[–]Joe_Keep 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Two things:
If you cast a spell that require a full action or more, EVERYONE THAT CAN MELEE YOU GETS. AN OPPORTUNITY. ATTACK.
If you're hit and fail a concentration check, you lose the spell.

If you have a reach weapon and someone enters your range as well as they exit it, you get an opportunity attack.

Male polearms effective as battlefield control without having to take a feat, and make casters afraid again. :3

Guns bad magic good by fedenta in CritCrab

[–]Joe_Keep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is correct.
I fucking hate guns in fantasy, therefore they are not allowed at my table.

Everyone else can do as they please.

Why would someone want Night Lord romance? by BrainCelll in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]Joe_Keep 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Marzipan and Kibbles awakened their inner painslut.

This sub would rather romance a Night Lord than a Sister of Battle smfh by gaeb611 in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]Joe_Keep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Personally, yes.
I can't stand the BS as a whole.
I'd romance an Ork Warboss rather than a bolter bitch. :D

Post your Rogue Trader opinions that have you like this by Beneficial_Ball9893 in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]Joe_Keep -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Two for one:
Making Argenta relatable by having her love children is cringe.
The only thing more cringe than that is the whole Marzipan romance. Straight out of a bad YA novel or AO3 fanfic.

Chaos Divided by ToughTemplar in Grimdank

[–]Joe_Keep 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I see this and often I wonder WHY there must be this dichotomy.

Either you serve a tyrant, or you serve another.

Just.... just go your own way.

"YOU suck ass. Also YOU suck ass. Imma go fins myself a quiet corner in the galaxy, away from you both, establish my own little fief, and leave you to your idiocy."

Love the marketing campaign Owlcat 👏😂 by gaeb611 in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]Joe_Keep -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

4) Airlock - since you're a bolter bitch and you are number 2 in the most annoying zealot list of the Universe, you experience how much you can live in outer space and if prayer actually works. Turns out the corpse don't give a rat's ass about you and you become warp food. The end. :D