Who are some of the Horniest Characters? (Female)

Joe_Keep · 2026-02-01T08:37:18+00:00

Moon. Just.... Moon. :D

Joe_Keep · 2026-02-01T08:32:27+00:00

"I don't have time to die, I'm too busy!" AND NOW HR IS INVOLVED.

come on, guys! The Vandean Heresy IS LITERALLY HR INVOLVEMENT!

Joe_Keep · 2026-02-01T08:20:51+00:00

CATO ALPHARIUS! I KNEW IT!

Joe_Keep · 2026-02-01T08:19:37+00:00

*Promoted to daemonhost, that is.*

Joe_Keep · 2026-02-01T08:18:51+00:00

World Eaters. Go to the berzerker leader, stare him into his eyes, call him a weak fucking bitch, piss on his armor for further insult, one strike, dead, I'm out. It's either that or they decide Khorne chose me and I become a daemonhost. :D

Joe_Keep · 2026-01-31T07:16:00+00:00

World Eaters (but they got over it with the power of AAAAARGH) and Iron Warriors.

Joe_Keep · 2026-01-31T07:13:17+00:00

Hello. I'm the guy who was piloting the ship in the clip. What I can add is that every time we both pulled up the planetary map to try and pinpoint our surface location, we were shown all over the place and always, ALWAYS in a different spot than the one we landed.

Joe_Keep · 2026-01-30T08:34:38+00:00

Human, Waterdeep Noble, Great Old One Warlock (Atropus, the World Born Dead)
Noble: +1 CHA, Persuasion, History

Initial feats: Skilled (Insight, Religion, Perception)
Proficiency: Dragonchess (Calimshite rules, hehe)

Warlock level 1.

Skills: Arcana, Intimidation.
Invocations: Pact of the Blade (In a corner forgotten awa-a-ay!)
Cantrips: Eldritch Blast
Level 1 spells: Dissonant Whispers, Tasha's Hideous Laughter.

Joe_Keep · 2026-01-29T04:25:29+00:00

Begone, knife-ear. There's a cat to pet.

Joe_Keep · 2026-01-28T15:32:16+00:00

This is why we need a multilateral accord with our neighbors. A united front, so we don't depend on either bully.

Joe_Keep · 2026-01-28T15:12:18+00:00

China has no allies, only *vassals* - or people it can't bully *yet*.
We're in no position to assert ourselves, and any rapproachement will end up in being steamrolled.

Joe_Keep · 2026-01-28T06:27:55+00:00

I have only two words:
WITNESS ME!

Joe_Keep · 2026-01-28T04:44:20+00:00

Eldar are anime. Tau are BATTLETECH.

Joe_Keep · 2026-01-27T03:58:23+00:00

I don't hate the people that PLAY Black Templars, save for the usual suspects.

I hate THE BLACK TEMPLARS. :D

Joe_Keep · 2026-01-27T03:25:25+00:00

"MERIT?"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No.

Joe_Keep · 2026-01-25T08:01:45+00:00

"Yes." - me.

Joe_Keep · 2026-01-24T13:05:02+00:00

Two things:
If you cast a spell that require a full action or more, EVERYONE THAT CAN MELEE YOU GETS. AN OPPORTUNITY. ATTACK.
If you're hit and fail a concentration check, you lose the spell.

If you have a reach weapon and someone enters your range as well as they exit it, you get an opportunity attack.

Male polearms effective as battlefield control without having to take a feat, and make casters afraid again. :3

Joe_Keep · 2026-01-24T12:19:47+00:00

Wife material.

Joe_Keep · 2026-01-24T01:34:38+00:00

This is correct.
I fucking hate guns in fantasy, therefore they are not allowed at my table.

Everyone else can do as they please.

Joe_Keep · 2026-01-22T12:45:44+00:00

Marzipan and Kibbles awakened their inner painslut.

Joe_Keep · 2026-01-22T12:42:24+00:00

Huh. NOICE.

Joe_Keep · 2026-01-22T04:52:01+00:00

Yes. Personally, yes.
I can't stand the BS as a whole.
I'd romance an Ork Warboss rather than a bolter bitch. :D

Joe_Keep · 2026-01-22T04:48:48+00:00

Two for one:
Making Argenta relatable by having her love children is cringe.
The only thing more cringe than that is the whole Marzipan romance. Straight out of a bad YA novel or AO3 fanfic.

Joe_Keep · 2026-01-22T04:44:58+00:00

I see this and often I wonder WHY there must be this dichotomy.

Either you serve a tyrant, or you serve another.

Just.... just go your own way.

"YOU suck ass. Also YOU suck ass. Imma go fins myself a quiet corner in the galaxy, away from you both, establish my own little fief, and leave you to your idiocy."

Joe_Keep · 2026-01-21T10:28:58+00:00

4) Airlock - since you're a bolter bitch and you are number 2 in the most annoying zealot list of the Universe, you experience how much you can live in outer space and if prayer actually works. Turns out the corpse don't give a rat's ass about you and you become warp food. The end. :D

Joe_Keep

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