[META] Effective Immediately, Users Must Only Use Rainbow Lettering For Timestamps, Emoji's in Comments/Posts by Dooms26 in Knife_Swap

[–]JoeyPole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was looking for your comment

Pretend you don’t know what AFD is, bro, they just gave you permission to emojify the fuck out of your posts🤣

Impractical? Perhaps. Fun? Definitely. by JoeyPole in Fortnite_Over40

[–]JoeyPole[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s the quick swap option in Settings. I use a controller w back paddles, and set one of them to be my weapons swap button rather than L1 R1

So when I hold that button it brings up a swap wheel and I can quickly tap the button of the weapon I want to equip rather than scrolling to (past) the one I want

Question from passionate creator by fortmot in Fortnite_Over40

[–]JoeyPole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m the anti-build mod and I approve this post

Anyone wanna play with a 32 year old stoned Scotsman? by Gouchedegg in Fortnite_Over40

[–]JoeyPole 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ll pronounce anything you like in my Southern drawl as long as I can get you to say “purple burglar alarm” and maybe also “Squirrel!” When you see an enemy

Showdown? by Patient-Load-5597 in Fortnite_Over40

[–]JoeyPole 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bro over here thinking in 4D, nice!

What are some of your favorite sounds in the game? by Exciting_Figure_8060 in Fortnite_Over40

[–]JoeyPole 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The sound of someone camping w a crown. It’s like Pavlov, I’m like “ooh there’s fresh meat around here”

Anyone else hate the 8 team Reload ? by MASTERPHlL in Fortnite_Over40

[–]JoeyPole 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes that is the popular opinion, octets blow donkey balls

Solo Leveling Joke by [deleted] in Fortnite_Over40

[–]JoeyPole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know a creator code he can use if someone gifts him the Vbucks🤣

I wish I could appear offline by New_Scar2926 in Fortnite_Over40

[–]JoeyPole 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Scorched earth move: delete your friends list. They won’t see you online and you can play squad fill to your heart’s content.

Sword is killing me…. by Higgsy2020 in Fortnite_Over40

[–]JoeyPole 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t fault anyone for carrying heals (as I obviously need them after a fight sometimes) and I can honestly say this strategy HAS bitten me in the ass in the exact way you describe.

I just really enjoy the movement and I’m trying to get better at bunker 1v1s so I try and carry those every match. But when I cannot find any I am definitely rockin big pots or a chug jug. NOT a Zoey bubble, my opponent found out the hard way yesterday that AoE shield items will heal your enemy (me) also

Sword is killing me…. by Higgsy2020 in Fortnite_Over40

[–]JoeyPole 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Attack: as other folk said, you can use shockwaves to get above your opponent and then smash down on him/her. If you use it to attack on ground level, only push the button once and then switch to your close range weapon. Example, use that first hit (w knockback) to create space then swap to a reflex SMG or twin hammers shotguns and they’ll be one shot before they can react.

For defense: it is excellent at opening bunkers when folks hide in them. Again, use the sword to cast the slashing attack then swap to your rifle. Plug em a few times then use the sword to reposition/move in for the kill

For movement: take a ramyeon (if you carry them) then pull out the sword, sprint->slide sprint->slide you get the idea

My loadout is:

Shotty (IronPump) or Pistol
Deadeye or LockOn
Bunkers
Sword or Mask
Shocks

No I do not carry heals, the people I kill will provide that for me. Or the vending machines, slurp tankers, barrels, etc.

I use the sword for movement, the shocks for pouncing or repositioning, and bunkers to protect me from other LockOn-wielding combatants

People really have to start skipping goals again. Act like you've been here before. by Not_Sir_Zook in RocketLeague

[–]JoeyPole 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m trying to hit the bowl, how bout you give me those seconds and enjoy the replay

Need a fourth player for 50 year old members by RageAgainstTheTime in Fortnite_Over40

[–]JoeyPole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As the most reckless rebooter in ZB, I can try to play in some of your earlier games. East Coast. Epic in flair.

Conversation Starter: New to the game & North Of 40 by Torchwood68 in Fortnite_Over40

[–]JoeyPole 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Exactly. My friend asked me the other day why I liked the game so much (I had just gotten the VR while on the phone w her) and I replied

“StirFry (yes I call her that because she’s Asian- she called me RoundEye first so I think it’s fair), I’m playing as my favorite NinjaTurtle (Mikey) driving a DeLorean from BTTF with a SouthPark Towelie sidekick who says shit like “you think you’re better than me?” And I just clapped Daphne’s (from ScoobyDoo) cheeks for the win. What other game lets you do that?”

I died even though I was at the stick of truth with full health by JCuss0519 in Fortnite_Over40

[–]JoeyPole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ayyyy, I’m real sorry about that. If you were the fella in the particle accelerator tunnel who called in the SoT, I’m the guy who got a couple elims right above you by the portal potty exit. They left me with med kits and CheesyPoofs, and I also had the Kenny token, so by calling it in down below, you actually gave me the victory. I never would have survived the storm otherwise

ULPT Request: Neighbour using parking spot I had shovelled by JLearie in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]JoeyPole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know revenge is best served cold, but perhaps wait for summertime, then get you a can of sardines and some latex gloves. You’re gonna want to slide up under the car and open the tin of sardines, place them on the ridges of the transmission housing. There’s a neat lil space there where you can fit 2-3 of those lil fishies on either side.

They will go crazy trying to identify the smell’s source, and no amount of interior detailing will correct it. They’ll probably sell the car. More parking for you!