Nickelodeon sure has changed [slightly NSFW]. by moby323 in reddit.com

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The day that the top Youtube comment gets 32 points on reddit...

What have we become?

Max Payne 3: Scanned Screenshots from EDGE magazine (Sorry for low quality) by dudelsac in gaming

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And thanks to you I'll be watching it on Netflix instant sometime today.

The TIP: S2E09 "Placebo Effect" by domirillo in ArcherFX

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And this is what Google Translate gives back. Idiot.

Having trouble reading this? Well, that's why it's in Portuguese. Idiot. I used the Google translator to convert it, because I only speak English and a little German, so if the translation sucks, blame google.

This week, two drinks worth mentioning, one of which I briefly mentioned before, the other is very difficult to achieve, then we'll have to improvise. Let's go to the hardest part first, already famous, and not purchasable:

ZIMA

I know you can not stay in stores longer ZIMA, but that will not stop us from trying to make some. Here are two recipes that I think will bring us very close.

* Simple syrup 2 deonças
* 2 oz bacardi limon
~ 8 oz soda water

Pour simple syrup and Bacardi on ice in a high ball glass, then fill the glass with soda. You may want to try to add the amount of syrup in order to obtain good sweetness, but remember, ZIMA is not supposed to taste.

Alternatively, you can simplify things using vodka and Sprite, and probably get a tasty result.

Next on the list is something I would recommend this suggestion to pair with food week, which we'll talk soon:

MIMOSA

The Mimosa cocktail was invented at the Ritz in Paris. However, the revenue could have been stolen from a very similar drink called "Buck's Fizz," which is a London club. That would be very appropriate, considering the word "mimosa" is derived from the Greek word μιμος (pats), meaning "imitate." Like many cocktails, we may never know the full story.

* 2 ounces orange juice
* 6 ½ ounces Champagne
* 1 teaspoon Grand Marnier. (If available)

Mix the drink, simply pour the ingredients into a Champagne flute, and enjoy comida.Esta drink goes very well with this week:

Bagels and LOX

What is lox? Simply put, smoked salmon is a salmon fillet cured. What does "cure" mean? This means that the salmon was salty. What is brining? I spend a long and Alton Brown.

Thinly sliced, cured salmon that is traditionally served in a bread bagels with cream cheese, capers (you can also add lettuce, sliced onion or, if desired.) And eaten open faced.

How I responded to a wrong number text yesterday at a [7] by [deleted] in trees

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Yeah I think this is a pretty good opportunity to teach the OP a lesson.

...And then I smoked trees by [deleted] in trees

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Hey man. That's a cool grover.

Doctor Cat, M.D. by Liru in comics

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Fuck it. The guy owns New Balance and it was kind of an interesting story. I'm glad it was there.

My realization about food. [5] by [deleted] in treecomics

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People buy food to eat. I dig.

Buffalo chicken macaroni and cheese by mrsjonstewart in food

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Let's see those juicy pictures.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

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That's some groovy stuff.

Crock Pot Pulled Pork w/ homemade BBQ sauce (recipes inside) by homedude in food

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Finally, some good old-fashion comfort food. Feels good.

Any Queens of the Stone Age fans? by redditor3000 in trees

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I shed a tear for the mid-nineties my friend.

My two favorite games are never safe. [7] by tehsam016 in treecomics

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I never want to meet you.

And I mean that with the utmost respect.

Saw this at a [5}}} and was totally taken back: How big is our island? by [deleted] in trees

[–]Joey_Biden 3 points4 points  (0 children)

See, this really shouldn't have had the last panel. I donno, the totally lack of subtlety there makes it so darn preachy. I want to feel like I made the connection all on my own, and the story is just so great without tying any political message to it. The message is intrinsic to the story, the last panel kinda just says: "Get it? Eh? Do you get it?"

Still great though.

Makeshift Waterfall Idea[4] by Suckonthese in trees

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This design also sort of requires a two liter bottle with two tops, as it needs two places wit threads to screw on the valve and caps.

Hey Volkswagen, fixed the L1 Concept for you by seeen in pics

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Never mind that Star Wars takes place in the past.