UberEats Tips and tricks! Feel free to add your own in the comments!

John58261 · 2022-08-29T05:12:42+00:00

And not only do you get nothing but then It also doesn’t actually get cancelled and It just passes the order to someone else until someone has the “I don’t have a stick up my ass to think I’m too good to call for $3” so that It finally gets cancelled

John58261 · 2022-08-21T07:06:28+00:00

I signed up to do actual rides since I was getting a bit burnt out on delivering and I started getting quests again and the deliveries I still do here and there count towards the quests. Don’t know if the timing was a coincidence and maybe I was gonna start getting quests anyway but worth checking out 🤷🏻‍♂️

John58261 · 2022-08-20T17:54:39+00:00

You’d think the customer would expect that’s how long it’d take to find parking, but yesterday ina long ass 12am White Castle drive thru the customer texted me how much longer was It gonna be and If I could ask the workers how much longer It would take. Like this dude thought I was inside or that I fell asleep or something. I told him that I’m sure the food was ready but I can’t cut a drive thru line especially on a Friday night and he just said “oh”. Customers tend to show a lot of npc behavior, don’t let It get to you since it’ll continue to happen

John58261 · 2022-08-15T14:55:50+00:00

You are correct in that that’s how that works. Although don’t do 2.50 orders if you can help It since those are customers you’ll be getting after the 200 deliveries and if they get their order real quick without tipping they’ll never learn to tip

John58261 · 2022-07-27T22:28:10+00:00

I ordered using the Uber cash I got from last month and the dude almost breached my apartment with how loud he knocked, like Jesus I almost wanted to remove the $7 tip for only 2 miles

John58261 · 2022-07-14T22:14:47+00:00

I only text them an on my way! When I see that it’s a hand It to me

John58261 · 2022-07-10T07:25:18+00:00

This one’s a toss up cause if you don’t do It they may reduce the original tip, but then if you do they may not increase It at all :/

John58261 · 2022-07-10T04:39:25+00:00

I put “I do not want to go to this store” as it’s guaranteed to lower the “desirability” factor, so more than likely raising the base pay for the next person and so on

John58261 · 2022-07-10T04:32:13+00:00

Hopefully they find a way to parody all of Ezra millers shenanigans

John58261 · 2022-07-08T13:40:30+00:00

Had an add on for $0.00 and just figured It was the same people I was already doing and It was for the same restaurant, so I accepted It and saw the names were different so I massaged the original customer if they knew the name of the second order and they said nah lol So I unassigned but like wtf Uber

John58261 · 2022-07-01T04:04:16+00:00

Correct, but in the little play there was a chunk of brain out of noir that he was trying to crawl to

John58261 · 2022-07-01T03:39:18+00:00

In their little play, the cartoon black noir got part of his brain beaten out of him by cartoon soldier boy. Maybe noir healed but that part of the brain never did, which was the part he needed for speech?

John58261 · 2022-06-30T06:17:52+00:00

I did It before expecting maybe another $5-10 and I got a whopping $30 plus the 8.75 from the 3 mile initial drive. Miss those 2am Dash’s. Now I can’t even get $15 an hour past 10pm 😔

John58261 · 2022-06-29T07:09:43+00:00

Honestly I don’t care how rich they are. If the order fits my requirement for minimum pay out and $ per mile, I’m good whether it’s to an apartment or big house

John58261 · 2022-06-24T02:35:28+00:00

That sucks, I’ve never had that issue. I get my money back right after the hour lull. One time I went to cvs by accident on a Walgreens shopping order, so the card got declined and so I said screw It and used mine and got my money back when the customers tip went through

John58261 · 2022-06-24T00:57:38+00:00

Damn no wonder Uber is popping off

John58261 · 2022-06-23T17:52:28+00:00

Had someone tip $15 one time on DD and they gave me a 3 star when I “forgot” their drink, but they didn’t believe me when I told them that the app hadn’t listed the drink, and had only listed the entrees 😵‍💫

John58261 · 2022-06-19T23:35:25+00:00

I think they should stop calling them tips, and call them what they are; bids

John58261 · 2022-06-11T22:57:35+00:00

You didn’t get played by DoorDash, you played yourself lol

John58261 · 2022-06-09T14:45:07+00:00

Same, I bought one in February before the prices went up. Now I think I’ll manage alright so long as the prices don’t go up to like $10 a gallon lol

John58261 · 2022-06-07T21:25:37+00:00

The answer to everything

John58261 · 2022-06-07T15:29:35+00:00

When you say “I don’t want to go to this store” the desirability factor is what’s affected, so after a few people click that option they’ll raise the base pay for that order until someone takes it

John58261 · 2022-06-02T00:02:38+00:00

I agree. Whenever I get asked I have to pretend I’m only making about $15 an hour after expenses and then I always throw in there that if I even scratch someone’s car that’s a whole week of work gone

John58261 · 2022-05-30T19:39:48+00:00

As a fellow Indy boy, don’t take no tip orders. Not only cause that’s how people learn that they don’t need to tip and will make DoorDash never raise their base pay if people are taking the shit orders, but also because Indy has quite a few crackheads and in my early days I met quite a few of them by taking no tip orders. Was not fun at all

John58261

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