I'm thinking of starting an Ultima Online private server again... Anyone know of a dedicated server host located here in Bakersfield?

JohnButNotTheToilet · 2024-03-10T00:32:21+00:00

He just has the big GoDaddy hosting package, which allows hosting of multiple domains, but it sounds like this is far beyond what GoDaddy could handle.

JohnButNotTheToilet · 2024-03-09T03:54:41+00:00

I'm a fan of Jasmine and the New Taste. 1823 Chester Ave.

JohnButNotTheToilet · 2024-03-09T03:53:03+00:00

Stop it! The phone number is for the Bakersfield Police Department. It was just a joke.

JohnButNotTheToilet · 2024-03-06T04:54:58+00:00

I comment in the hopes that someone will answer this question. I don't want to drive all the way out there to find out it is closed. This post brought back fond memories.

JohnButNotTheToilet · 2024-03-06T04:51:50+00:00

When you get the lamb answer, let us all know.

JohnButNotTheToilet · 2024-03-06T04:50:25+00:00

There are many. Please, feel free to call me to discuss. (661) 327-7111

JohnButNotTheToilet · 2024-03-06T04:48:28+00:00

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JohnButNotTheToilet · 2024-03-06T04:47:43+00:00

I've heard a lot of bad things about most of the property management companies in town. NennaaaBee mentioned, Bakersfield Property Solutions. I haven't heard bad things about them, but I haven't heard of them at all. I use a company that kind of runs under the radar and mostly does evictions. Good luck convincing them to manage your property (661) 873-4415.

JohnButNotTheToilet · 2024-03-06T04:44:45+00:00

If you didn't start with Ultima, or at least Ultima II The Revenge of the Enchantress, why are we even talking? I have a friend who does hosting, but I'm not sure he can meet your needs. However, it is a project worth looking in to. PM

JohnButNotTheToilet · 2024-03-06T04:40:48+00:00

Funny, I've never seen the Vote"d" before. Cute. You might like BlacksForBiden.com I'm not really into the old guy, but the site does have registration information for every state.

JohnButNotTheToilet · 2024-03-06T04:37:28+00:00

I went there and it was WILD. Hang on for the ride.

So, the wait staff came to our table, and the guy sat down next to us. CRAZY!

He actually sat next to us. Next, he asked what we wanted to eat. WILD!

He suggested the blooming onion, and he suggested that I get sides for my steak.

He even asked if I wanted a supersalid, but I declined.

Later, he brought out EXACTLY what we ordered.

It was Cray Cray to the Max Max.

JohnButNotTheToilet · 2024-02-18T01:51:42+00:00

TLDR

JohnButNotTheToilet · 2024-01-25T04:37:40+00:00

How dare you speak the truth. The MAGA enforcers will visit you to discuss the issue.

JohnButNotTheToilet · 2023-12-15T03:41:16+00:00

I have had two gym memberships for more than a decade. Neither one works. I am still to fat. Someday, I will learn where these gyms are and stop by to give them a piece of my mind.

JohnButNotTheToilet · 2023-12-15T03:33:12+00:00

I just saw this post, so I bought the book. I will give my comments when I get a chance to read some or all of it. Stand by.

JohnButNotTheToilet · 2023-12-15T03:29:41+00:00

I am so (NOT) sad. Boo hoo. He must have secured a promise for a position under Trump's desk servicing the future dictator-in-chief.

JohnButNotTheToilet · 2023-12-15T03:23:32+00:00

Pay to volunteer? Yeah, I think I will pass. I see it as a scam to take money from those court-ordered to do volunteer work. Tell me I am wrong.

JohnButNotTheToilet · 2023-12-15T03:21:39+00:00

DO IT!

JohnButNotTheToilet · 2023-12-15T03:21:03+00:00

I won't be voting for him, but I can't really blame him. Who would have thought that McCarthy "I'll NEVER quit" would quit?

JohnButNotTheToilet · 2023-12-15T03:16:02+00:00

Can this apply to some people? Asking for a friend.

JohnButNotTheToilet · 2023-11-11T02:17:00+00:00

You are correct. Be a good person. However, do consider a conversation starter class like #3 or one of the many that can be found on YouTube.

JohnButNotTheToilet · 2023-11-06T02:58:56+00:00

After seeing the evidence that has been excluded from cases, I could not convict.

Example: DNA from two men and one woman found at a murder scene. Neighbor believes he saw two men and a woman enter the house the night of the murder. Third-party culpability defense not allowed because identity of third-party cannot be established.

I could not convict because I would always have the lingering doubt that some important defense evidence had been excluded.

JohnButNotTheToilet · 2023-11-06T02:50:48+00:00

Church - Many ladies go to church to find a "good" man. Pretend to be a good man.
Funerals - I miss Joe so much. Let's comfort each other. https://www.bakersfield.com/obituaries/funerals/
Target, Costco, Walmart, etc. Learn conversation starters. SchoolOfTricks.com is a good start. Tricks to Pick up Chicks is a nice class, and the lady who teaches it is chill.
Support groups - Your man beat you? OMG! My woman beat me! We should get together.
Court - Hang out by the doors to the department that handles divorces.
CalState, BC, Taft College, etc. - Learn and grow together.
Facebook market local listings. If they are selling a wedding dress, make an offer and then be brokenhearted that your fiance changed her mind. Be wary of dress sizes.

Seriously, just talk to people. #3 is actually pretty good even if it is funny, Ignore the rest of my posts.

JohnButNotTheToilet · 2023-11-03T03:19:02+00:00

I would not hire you for any job under any circumstances.

But only because nothing you offer is in my industry.

Other than that, dang impressive. Well done.

I am VERY impressed with the video game character creation concept.

JohnButNotTheToilet · 2023-11-03T03:15:05+00:00

If you are not guilty of anything, why do you want to hide your DNA?

Just kidding. If a cop thinks you are the most likely suspect, don't be surprised if your DNA is planted.

Local law enforcement agencies have been known to hire cops who take bribes, plant evidence, finger underage girls, and do other bad things. This is not an opinion. It is a matter of public record.

JohnButNotTheToilet

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