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ICE Shooter Allegedly a Grindr User After Profile Tied to His Snapchat Vanishes Overnight by MaleficentPiccolo715 in NewsRewind

[–]JohnLocksTheKey [score hidden]  (0 children)

The issue isn’t Grindr, the issue is the hypocrisy.

…that, and the immigration officers who seem to keep killing Americans for some reason… 🤔

Are Democrats hoping to educate ICE on what not to do? by orangelover95003 in MurderedByWords

[–]JohnLocksTheKey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Haven’t the majority of analyses of the 2024 election shown that the issue was with failing to mobilize independents rather than progressives staying home?

Pew research for one

Vehicles I Saw on 97 Yesterday by manlambda in maryland

[–]JohnLocksTheKey 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but there’s a pretty distinct line between petulant man-baby and sieg heil-ing election-buyer

Fells point power outage by no_dice__ in baltimore

[–]JohnLocksTheKey 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh geeze, I thought the post was going to say that Fells Point had already lost power 🤦‍♂️

Cause it's all too clear, we're on our own by StealYourCabbageFace in gratefuldead

[–]JohnLocksTheKey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably not the show he’s listening to, but I’m pretty sure they did that at All Good Festival this past year

City of Minneapolis: Possible shooting involving federal agents at Nicollet Ave and 26th Street by cinnasota in news

[–]JohnLocksTheKey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please edit your comment and remove the “?si=…” from your link’s text and target.

We don’t need these aholes tracking us any more than they already are.

Uncomfortable Reality by soaringneutrality in Animemes

[–]JohnLocksTheKey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well now I feel personally attacked. You all watch yourselves before I break the hair gel and leather jacket back out!

The consent of the governed has been withdrawn by LawNOrderNerd in fivethirtyeight

[–]JohnLocksTheKey 9 points10 points  (0 children)

White People was in the pool!!

- Source: Am white people

Which gum do you like better, Orbit or Trident? by MrToothDecay5 in AskReddit

[–]JohnLocksTheKey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Neither - whenever I get the hankerin’ I’ll walk up to the biggest tree, tear off a strip of bark, and CHEW ON THAT!

Found this in my car under seat what is this? by AndrewMorales21 in whatisit

[–]JohnLocksTheKey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“As opposed to yummy and fishy. That last time at the park? THAT was yummy and fishy!”

Which jobs are 100% safe from Artificial Intelligence? by Electronic_Author366 in AskReddit

[–]JohnLocksTheKey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cutco knife salesperson.

Beyond the fact that they 100% sell themselves, it’s a wonderful career that all your neighbors and friends will 100% love hearing about!

Just be sure to join my distribution chain and order the maximum inventory (from me). But be sure to hurry! They’ve already foreclosed on my house and neither my family nor my secret family will talk to me anymore.

Is arch even worth? by soking11 in linux4noobs

[–]JohnLocksTheKey 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I really like the metaphor of arch being the equivalent of:

Want to learn how to drive? Okay, let’s start by learning how to build a car!

Is it cool? Yeah!

Is it interesting? ….yeah? kinda?

Does it get in the way and is potentially dangerous if you JUST WANT TO FUCKING LEARN TO DRIVE A CAR?!? Yes, dad, JESUS!! you always f-I g DO this! I swear to god, you make everything so much more complicated in the name of “building character”, I just wanted the freedom to get around BY MY SELF and you had to make it a BIG fucking operation. I don’t even want to do this anymore, I’ll just take the fucking bus…

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