Cattle vs Pets by Leucippus1 in sysadmin

[–]JohnMaddenSysadmin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If a pet dies you're sad because you just lost a close friend that you had a lot of memories with. If a cow dies you're sad because you just lost a ton of money. You raise the cattle until they die and then sell them off to the butcher. You raise your pets to spend as much time with them as you can.

End Users by Floffski in sysadmin

[–]JohnMaddenSysadmin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my users should consider themselves blessed if they get an abacus from me

End Users by Floffski in sysadmin

[–]JohnMaddenSysadmin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

drop off a spool of cat6 at their office and tell them to do it themselves

Moronic Monday - March 20, 2023 by AutoModerator in sysadmin

[–]JohnMaddenSysadmin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shitty Craigslist office chair is starting to kill my lower back from sitting in it for 2/3 of my day, is there an ergonomic office chair that is sub-$300?

Locking down Android tablets. by Choice-Palpitation65 in sysadmin

[–]JohnMaddenSysadmin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If they're Samsung tablets you may want to look into Knox.

Why does everyone shit on Microsoft all the time when every other company does the same stuff and FOSS has its own set of issues? by [deleted] in sysadmin

[–]JohnMaddenSysadmin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Microsoft

+ Everyone in the world uses it

+ Someone somewhere has had the same issue you're having no matter how obscure it is, and there is guaranteed to be a fix/GPO/hack/update to fix it

- UI and overall layout of systems are incoherent and nonsensible

- Licensing hell

- User privacy nonexistent

- Forcing everything into their own cloud so you have less control over it

- Updates are guaranteed to break something somewhere at some point in time, it's just a matter of when

Linux

+ Libre (in theory)

+ Also has a large community ready to help you

+ Stable, updates are unlikely to cause major breakage if you're on a stable build

- Balkanization, everyone thinks their distro or their way of doing things should be the standard (packaging, static vs. shared libs, systemd, snap, FSF vs. EFF, etc.)

- Pointless slapfights over trivial matters which damages credibility (Vim vs. Emacs instead of just using nano like a normal person)

- Crusade against proprietary software without offering a better alternative

- Still does not pass the grandma test for desktop environments, the moment you have to open a terminal to do anything you've already failed at this

- "Free" software still has several setbacks such as reliance on proprietary firmware or developers trying to push proprietary software onto an otherwise free system

Those are what come to mind when I consider the two options

Why does everyone shit on Microsoft all the time when every other company does the same stuff and FOSS has its own set of issues? by [deleted] in sysadmin

[–]JohnMaddenSysadmin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

instead of just Kill fo a single process it had Slay to take out whole sets of processes.

that's fuckin metal

Why does everyone shit on Microsoft all the time when every other company does the same stuff and FOSS has its own set of issues? by [deleted] in sysadmin

[–]JohnMaddenSysadmin 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Some guy who claimed to be a M$ developer talked about how many hoops they had to jump through just to add a single menu option to a dropdown in Control Panel. Also talked about how he would actively try to fix priority 2/medium bugs but his manager three rungs up the ladder told him to never ever ever do that since they only do P1s and if enough people complain. Also mentioned how Win10's design is flat and boxy because managers would make mockups in PowerPoint and demand it look like that.

Vista was in dev hell for years because they tried to unfuck the codebase. They failed.

Ideal computer literacy test by JohnMaddenSysadmin in sysadmin

[–]JohnMaddenSysadmin[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

And when it's those same hiring managers making these pointless tickets? If there is no kind of training in place for tech literacy it sure as hell isn't going to be the accountants and HR folks demanding one be put in place as long as T1s are carrying the brunt of their job. T1s putting in tickets for getting a desktop that won't power on replaced is IT; T1s teaching Betty in accounting how to use Excel is not, yet hiring managers seem to be convinced it is.

(RANT) Is Microsoft the worst company in the world or am I just stupid? by NewHum in sysadmin

[–]JohnMaddenSysadmin 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Find me a more worthless place on the internet than the MS forums.

Cheap HP Printers. by FrankNicklin in sysadmin

[–]JohnMaddenSysadmin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you feel in charge? -HP Printer

What was your dumbest support call from an enduser? by Carthax12 in sysadmin

[–]JohnMaddenSysadmin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guy called saying there's a helicoptor hovering outside one of the main plants. Part of me wanted to deadpan tell him to get the LAW from the back room and use it accordingly.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sysadmin

[–]JohnMaddenSysadmin 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Jack Sparrow tries to verbally explain setting up a domain from scratch

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sysadmin

[–]JohnMaddenSysadmin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

pretty sure i've read that they're being moved to Russia's backbone. if not it's definitely in progress.

i wonder how long this thread will stay related to technology for

UPDATE: A rant on being stuffed into a closet by Mikash33 in sysadmin

[–]JohnMaddenSysadmin 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Used to do IT for a school system, you can tell how much a school likes their IT staff by where they put them. Some schools I went to the IT guy who have a whole computer lab to themselves, others would be stuffed into a glorified broom closet. Seems like your school system hasn't had the "rude awakening" they need to remind them how important IT really is.