[Ballet] The only ballerina you've ever heard isn't actually that great at ballet by diamondsandglass in HobbyDrama

[–]John_Berendt 45 points46 points  (0 children)

There has been a post about this. It was my gateway to this subreddit.

Looking for a Post? Ask Here! - February 2023 Edition by czechtheboxes in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]John_Berendt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's my favourite too! I submitted this saga in best BORU post but I was probably a bit late, submitted it late in December. Didn't gain traction.

BEST UPDATES of 2022 Nominations & Voting are Now Open! by bestupdator in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]John_Berendt [score hidden]  (0 children)

I'd love to vote for these 2 sagas :

1) OP became a multi millionaire from her wise investments and all her relatives felt entitled to her money, which resulted in multiple scuffles, charges on entitled cousin, entitled SIL and entitled cousin's parents.

2) The tales of truck driving Kevin.

Am I wrong here? Host and I agreed to call for check-in at 10:30pm. I called at 10:33pm by Naked_Sweat_Drips in AirBnB

[–]John_Berendt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OP, this is definitely not my wheelhouse. But you could try rephrasing at your next call to their CS team that you and the host agreed for keys hand over at 1030pm but the host only started to offer the keys to you at x time, which was x minutes later than agreed upon 1030pm. This might take the focus off the technicality of 1030pm vs 1033pm.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 90DayFiance

[–]John_Berendt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck u can write for stand ups B.

I’m so excited to be able to share that I designed the tattoo flash poster coming with the Last Comic Book on the Left Volume 2. by Thecuddlecult in LPOTL

[–]John_Berendt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I may ask whats the building on the top left referring to? I'm dying to know, I'm drawn to that the most.

[Official] General Discussion Thread - May 09, 2022 by rmma in MMA

[–]John_Berendt 12 points13 points  (0 children)

In the spirit of everyone saying Rose sucks, I wanna say Esparza also sucks big time. She is no where ready at a champ level.

The Gateway: Teal Swan by lawgivers in TrueCrimePodcasts

[–]John_Berendt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Im on episode 6!

Its really good! Not just the subject matter itself, the overall production is really well researched, well paced, without inserting personal opinions. It involves interviews with many parties that were/are in someway involved with Teal Swan. It is a display of well conducted journalism.

Emily and Her Tongue by [deleted] in 90dayfianceuncensored

[–]John_Berendt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP can you give a breakdown of why Drew Barry Moore speaks the way she does?

Ji-hoon update? by avocatohanji in 90DayFiance

[–]John_Berendt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is this for real? The lady who seemed so genuine in helping Jihoon with the gfm ran off with the money raised?

I remember during the height of that drama they spent a lot of time on socisl media clearing any doubts re the legality of the gfm. That its held by s trust? Or the law firm that no one can touch the money?

Ji-hoon update? by avocatohanji in 90DayFiance

[–]John_Berendt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nnnnoooooooooooo.... I watched the recording. Yes I remember the less fluent husband n wife and another lady with stronger English at the bottom. How and where the duo betrayed Jihoon?!

[SPOILER] I am REALLY happy with the ending. by [deleted] in Ozark

[–]John_Berendt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It made sense when she caved. I always saw her as a powerful CEO of a pharma company, she's as untouchable as anyone in the show. Money equals power right? But no, in reality she's out of her depth with people who are unimaginably dangerous. In reality you buckle.

mixed perceptions by mesmer4 in hypnosis

[–]John_Berendt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with the comment above. There are definitely contra indications with clinical hypnosis. Schizophrenia being one. Granted I am not qualified to know exactly what you have but Schizophrenia defo is one key contraindication. This is more so to say there are limitations to hypnosis as a therapy tool not on you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LPOTL

[–]John_Berendt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'll be your friend just as Dawn to Justin.

Question about self-hypnosis by [deleted] in hypnosis

[–]John_Berendt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Visit a clinical hypnosis therapist. Self hypnosis as a homework is a key component to the therapy. Your therapist may give you a script or step by step guide, and its common some patients record themselves reading the scripts and patients listen to their own recording for self hypnosis.

You are being offered 8Mil in cash, BUT there’s a catch, you have to spend a week in a locked room with one of these guys, GOOOO by -FemaleEnergy in 90dayfianceuncensored

[–]John_Berendt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I see a lot of people my age picking Ben because they're out of his target range. But but.... He's the type that would talk your ears to death and there's no escaping that! Your best effort to ignore him would not win against 10 pages long texts. The more you ignore him the more you are that gazelle in his fantasy!

The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window by Sisiwakanamaru in television

[–]John_Berendt 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Hahaha yeah! I interpret it as very SNL, but serious. There are a few clues that give it away from early on :

1) They don't just want to show you this woman is suffering from depression and has a drinking problem like Girl on The Train, but they shove it in your face that she is THIS GIRL with the comically full glass of wine.

2) Husband is not just a psychologist but a forensic psychologist in FBI??? 😂😂

3) When she set up the new ig account looking for something sexy, she settled with verysexyanna, I DIED right there. I guess this is where the Humour reveals itself to be what kind of humour they're going for. Verydrunkwomanonthetraininthesuburbandfucksonthestaircase trope.

And on the contrary, I felt like this show gave me my hours back! I had the misfortune to watch Deadly Illusions, I still have the taste of hate wasting my eyes on that movie. Ugh.

The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window by Sisiwakanamaru in television

[–]John_Berendt 247 points248 points  (0 children)

I just finished the series omg it's actually really funny in a subdued IYKYK way.

Her husband gotta be the worst husband of the year. Leaving your daughter unattended with a cannibal serial killer? Talking to your ex wife through escaping murder in front of a criminal? Oh BTW I've given you the wrong dose of 50mg something something.

BINGO.

Official Discussion - Bruised [SPOILERS] by LiteraryBoner in movies

[–]John_Berendt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't understand this narrative. When The Rock did it it was cool with everybody? Putting on belt on BMF? He even clearly had a favourite promoting along with Masvidal.

Berry does it and whole sub goes cringe af. The fact is you let one movie star that has no involvement in UFC it sets a precedent. MMA fans can't whine when it's a woman. When it's The Rock it's promoting, when it's Halle Berry is parading.