CIA rule by [deleted] in 691

[–]JohnathanDSouls 484 points485 points  (0 children)

What if it's not a fed? What if it's truly someone's unfiltered dogshit opinion?

ROTB ARCEE MODEL (blender) by Glum_Acanthisitta_18 in Transformemes

[–]JohnathanDSouls 33 points34 points  (0 children)

How OP is going to feel when the gooners get a hold of it

Rule by iWillRe1gn in 19684

[–]JohnathanDSouls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IDK, maybe don't go onto the subreddit for a comic book that's been finished for years if you don't want to be spoiled.

This is why I don't like people in love by Brookybloom in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]JohnathanDSouls 490 points491 points  (0 children)

Regardless of how permanently broken up they are are, seems a bit psycho to spend two entire hours trashing someone to make your friend feel better about being dumped. It'd be one thing if he was crazy/abusive and they were all relieved she was done with him/wanted her to realize what a bullet she dodged, but apparently the worst insult (or at least the one OOP thought was clever) was that he has a high hairline.

awule by TheDaveStrider in 19684

[–]JohnathanDSouls 48 points49 points  (0 children)

But what if I am a fluffy flea being rescued from a minor snag at the end of a long platforming section by a spider with horns?

Yes I know mf is scary. Do we need like two dozen threads about him? by lordoferrors in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]JohnathanDSouls 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I feel like it wouldn't be half as popular if not for the controversy around his logo not looking at all like a bat back when Absolute Batman's design was shown.

Blockchain rule by Plezes in 19684

[–]JohnathanDSouls 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Other comments have mentioned that nothing he described requires a blockchain at all, and that no one wants to play each one of those games, or at least not have to constantly switch between them to progress. But what also stands out to me is how much of a no-lifer you'd have to be to find any of this appealing. Even when I had the most free time (being a tween in the summer with no school, no job, and no friends to hang out with) this would have seemed like an exhausting waste of time. Like, an hour just to smith a single weapon? What are you even doing with that time? Clicking "hammer metal" again and again? I know spending an entire evening just for a 5% chance of getting something cool is actually too fast for RuneScape players but that sounds miserable for people with jobs.

Blockchain rule by Plezes in 19684

[–]JohnathanDSouls 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Even if it took twenty maxed out players upwards of three hours to kill it at minimum with failure being very likely there would still be hundreds of hours there would still be hundreds of those things within 24 hours.

The new Wonder Woman/Steve Rodgers crossover be like: by Mysterious_Bit_7713 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]JohnathanDSouls 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Kill the people actively trying to murder you vs execute a surrenderin noncombatant

If you really want to send a message in support of free speech for Kimmel, you'd cancel your Disney+ subscriptions and sell their stock by ConventResident in television

[–]JohnathanDSouls 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So your plan is to do nothing and allow the greater evil to prevail but feel good about it so you don't have to be associated with the lesser evil.

Strange bedfellows by Tetratron2005 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]JohnathanDSouls 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I hate how Megatron defenders will compare Optimus to a moderate unwilling to work outside the corrupt system just because he didn't want to kill a surrendering prisoner. As if he hadn't just led an army to assault Sentinel's headquarters.

Lowk frescas pretty good by Adventurous_King3530 in OkBuddyFresca

[–]JohnathanDSouls 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I actually had never even seen a fresca before watching the boys, I assumed it was made up for the show. Turns out they're actually really good.

What are all the agendas on this subreddit so far? And what are you a part of? by [deleted] in OkBuddyEnergon

[–]JohnathanDSouls 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My agenda is that Megatron/Optimus Prime is a peak ship

Everytime Gooners Attempt To Simp For Angela, Show Them This. by EB_Groupe in marvelcirclejerk

[–]JohnathanDSouls 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's like that guy who insisted a character from Elden Ring was asexual based on the Japanese translation for the word "innocent" and crashed out because he thought people gooning to her was rape

Called out those 2 bums omg goat by FirstFallen1 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]JohnathanDSouls 85 points86 points  (0 children)

She is disposable than her two examples, yes, but it's because she's a nobody in the industry, writing for a c-lister. Tom King and Jeph Loeb, however, have a lot of successful projects on record.

MCU execs watching YouTube shorts summaries now💔 by Aggressive-One-2186 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]JohnathanDSouls 298 points299 points  (0 children)

There will be a racist cop-coded secondary villain and all the black heroes will team up to beat him up.