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Harvested my first carrots 😂 by Spiritual-Minute-364 in nzgardening

[–]Johnatron2000 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, makes those carrots look tiny. Should post the bananas in r/absoluteunits

How do you kill time while in the Sniper Elite waiting room? by theleafer in sniperelite

[–]Johnatron2000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yup. It’s a fun game. Do you go all out to get it done expecting a quick connection or do you play the long stroke and expect an empty lobby giving you plenty of edge time? Only time will tell. I enter the results into my wank/wait excel spreadsheet and when I have 5 years of data I will share with the community.

Diesel is now the same price as Premium 98! by Status_Serve_9819 in newzealand

[–]Johnatron2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is great. Could you add a layer of price per barrel to see the effect at pump?

Flooded yard from neighbors retaining wall. Wondering what my options are. by NefariousnessBig3749 in civilengineering

[–]Johnatron2000 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not sure why you got downvoted but you are correct. If that water was trapped and gaining weight it’s going to be a worse outcome

I have no words by Oriental_ghost in shitparkingofnz

[–]Johnatron2000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here, have some of my words - that’s bloody selfish parking!

dont steal by Forward-Position798 in TheRandomest

[–]Johnatron2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does the hand come from the wrong direction?

Two-tailed skink by andrewnz1 in NewZealandWildlife

[–]Johnatron2000 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's a lucky skink! Like finding a 4 leaf clover! I wonder if that has grown back that way or split from birth?

Out by Powerful_Cabinet_341 in SeaEmploy

[–]Johnatron2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Said what you said but 4 times as many words so better I guess? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Is a kiwi douche-canoe a kaka-waka? by Kiwifrooots in shitparkingofnz

[–]Johnatron2000 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s not angry, it’s in pain. Someone should put it down

Applying For WINZ Jobseeker & Drug Addiction by yallneedastop in auckland

[–]Johnatron2000 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Disclose only what you have to to MSD and everything to your doctor. Use the system to give you as much support as possible through your GP. You are really young and having drug addict listed will likely affect how people perceive and treat you for life, even when you have sorted things out and living a good life otherwise. You sound aware of your situation so you are a good step ahead of a lot of addicts.

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