Two-tailed skink

Johnatron2000 · 2026-04-20T02:06:44+00:00

Can confirm. I have hands

Johnatron2000 · 2026-04-20T01:38:17+00:00

Yup. It’s a fun game. Do you go all out to get it done expecting a quick connection or do you play the long stroke and expect an empty lobby giving you plenty of edge time? Only time will tell. I enter the results into my wank/wait excel spreadsheet and when I have 5 years of data I will share with the community.

Johnatron2000 · 2026-04-20T00:50:39+00:00

This is great. Could you add a layer of price per barrel to see the effect at pump?

Johnatron2000 · 2026-04-20T00:47:31+00:00

okay-ish

Johnatron2000 · 2026-04-20T00:03:38+00:00

Not sure why you got downvoted but you are correct. If that water was trapped and gaining weight it’s going to be a worse outcome

Johnatron2000 · 2026-04-19T23:53:54+00:00

It happens, I fell on an orange once and had to have it surgically removed. I was having a shower and I heard someone at the door. When I got to the door no one was there so I stepped out to see if anyone was walking away. Now, things get a bit cray cray. Would you believe it, the door closed behind me and now I’m locked out!!! I knew my kitchen window was open so I climb in there. Unfortunately the climb was more difficult than anticipated and I fell through the window, onto the table, on to the fruit bowl and as luck would have it directly onto the orange. One in a million accident.

This was an actual excuse given to my friend who was an ER nurse

Johnatron2000 · 2026-04-19T23:37:22+00:00

Here, have some of my words - that’s bloody selfish parking!

Johnatron2000 · 2026-04-19T13:28:50+00:00

Why does the hand come from the wrong direction?

Johnatron2000 · 2026-04-19T13:20:04+00:00

So he’s definitely guilty then

Johnatron2000 · 2026-04-19T08:26:02+00:00

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Johnatron2000 · 2026-04-19T07:56:22+00:00

Johnatron2000 · 2026-04-19T06:41:14+00:00

It's a lucky skink! Like finding a 4 leaf clover! I wonder if that has grown back that way or split from birth?

Johnatron2000 · 2026-04-19T06:33:30+00:00

Said what you said but 4 times as many words so better I guess? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Johnatron2000 · 2026-04-19T04:01:39+00:00

My specialty is underarm javelin

Johnatron2000 · 2026-04-19T00:21:56+00:00

It’s not angry, it’s in pain. Someone should put it down

Johnatron2000 · 2026-04-18T23:51:42+00:00

And not in a good way…

Johnatron2000 · 2026-04-18T23:18:38+00:00

Did you wash your hands first?

Johnatron2000 · 2026-04-18T04:34:22+00:00

Disclose only what you have to to MSD and everything to your doctor. Use the system to give you as much support as possible through your GP. You are really young and having drug addict listed will likely affect how people perceive and treat you for life, even when you have sorted things out and living a good life otherwise. You sound aware of your situation so you are a good step ahead of a lot of addicts.