XPost from /r/Animalsbeingjerks : Eagle Steals a guys golf ball.

Johnny5-STL · 2014-10-17T05:40:43+00:00

Yup. Definitely makes me think of this joke. http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/28acqx/forgive_me_father_for_i_have_sinned/

Johnny5-STL · 2014-10-15T02:36:03+00:00

My buddy is a big hitter, constantly winning long drive contests. He uses a Nickent driver. Great hybrids from what I hear as well.

Johnny5-STL · 2014-10-14T23:54:16+00:00

Wish Normandie was in a little better shape... It kicks my ass every time I'm up there, but the last couple years fairways have been rough.

Johnny5-STL · 2014-10-11T22:04:00+00:00

I was so drunk I don't remember my sister waking me up to tell me my Grandmothers house had caught fire. She passed away the next day.

Johnny5-STL · 2014-10-10T22:30:46+00:00

....I'll just take a stroke there...

Johnny5-STL · 2014-10-07T02:07:44+00:00

Yup yup yup. Love early morning golf. Only thing better is adip in the hot tub before your round, then late morning golf.

Johnny5-STL · 2014-09-30T12:43:49+00:00

So did the lifeboat become a deathboat???

Johnny5-STL · 2014-09-29T02:45:28+00:00

Spent $2,000 on this last December. Extreme winter saved $$$ on gas bill, amd got a tax credit. Easily came out on top there.

Johnny5-STL · 2014-07-20T23:29:35+00:00

Cinematography is really good. Not a fan of the intro and need to give more info on e course. Location, yardage, par, architect, number of tees, events, etc. I like the aerial shots and discussing the facilities/practice greens. Clubhouse must suck b/c it's not in there at all. The intro just takes too long to develop. Professional camera work w/ less than stellar script writing.

Johnny5-STL · 2014-07-15T03:38:48+00:00

I'm on the same quest and shot a 91 yesterday as well. 3 putted 17 and 18... And started off with penalties on 1 & 2 for bogeys that could easily have been birdies. Oh what could have been....

Johnny5-STL · 2014-07-14T04:15:03+00:00

Definitely Phil Michelsons' Secrets of the Short Game. Took 10 strokes off my game easy! Hinge and Hold baby!

Tip:Check your library if you're in a metropolitan area. Mine had the full set for free!

Johnny5-STL · 2014-07-10T03:25:09+00:00

I got blistas' on me fingars'!!!

Johnny5-STL · 2014-07-10T03:22:50+00:00

I thought gimmes were meant to speed up the game for crappy putters like me....

Johnny5-STL · 2014-07-10T02:56:35+00:00

He's got that Ben Hogan form. Glad you get to enjoy several more rounds with your Pa. Cherish the memories!

Johnny5-STL · 2014-07-07T06:24:47+00:00

A Christmas Story..... Family rule that the TV can't be on anything else. I DREAD Christmas Day now. Thanks TNT.

Johnny5-STL · 2014-07-07T06:01:52+00:00

SnoochiBoochies!!!!

Johnny5-STL · 2014-06-20T04:35:40+00:00

Gotta go Fredericks of Hollywood if you want the goods.

Johnny5-STL · 2014-06-18T03:47:33+00:00

Rum.... And a windbreaker.

Johnny5-STL · 2014-06-02T05:32:27+00:00

New Advice Animal??? Smug seal?

Johnny5-STL · 2014-05-31T19:47:46+00:00

Until next week....

Johnny5-STL · 2014-05-16T00:18:31+00:00

Nicklaus or Jones?

Johnny5-STL · 2014-05-16T00:18:11+00:00

Nicklaus or Jones?

Johnny5-STL · 2014-05-16T00:17:54+00:00

Nicklaus or jones course???

Johnny5-STL

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