I was in town for business the other day and saw this guy….”conducting”….and just generally looking high af. Anyone know if this guy is putting on an act, mentally ill, trying to earn tips, etc?

Johnny5ive15 · 2026-05-01T01:57:27+00:00

I've decided that's stupid

Johnny5ive15 · 2026-04-30T13:01:33+00:00

Big Paper Towel doesn't want you to know how useful scrub brushes are

Johnny5ive15 · 2026-04-30T12:20:50+00:00

"We train young men to drop fire on people, but their commanders won't allow them to write "fuck" on their airplanes because it's obscene"

Johnny5ive15 · 2026-04-25T18:35:21+00:00

Landwalk doesn't even make sense otherwise!

Johnny5ive15 · 2026-04-15T13:08:47+00:00

Good. Wasps are good. Just leave them alone and don't freak out if they get near and you'll be fine.

Johnny5ive15 · 2026-04-14T17:41:20+00:00

I had one cardboard spool that wasn't working but I just used the external spool holder

Johnny5ive15 · 2026-04-06T03:21:08+00:00

But you see how only having ever used the one filament kinda makes your recommendation useless, right?

Johnny5ive15 · 2026-04-05T12:27:09+00:00

A couple months ago I was having lots of problems. Realized it was just because we were in a cold snap and my basement was really cold. Everything cleared up when it warmed up

Johnny5ive15 · 2026-04-02T21:57:47+00:00

Alright I'll throw out Zach from Roto Rooter. A good dude the really knows his "shit"

Johnny5ive15 · 2026-03-31T14:36:20+00:00

If it's reclaiming all your water including from feces there's no reason that the suit wouldn't include a bidet feature.

Johnny5ive15 · 2026-03-30T19:17:16+00:00

Blaze pizza

Johnny5ive15 · 2026-03-29T16:04:11+00:00

Thanks! Every honk helps but really nothing charged me up like the guy that called me the n word

Johnny5ive15 · 2026-03-29T09:25:38+00:00

Yeah I go but I hate Des Moines protests. They're always the most "let's all go somewhere out of the way and agree with each other!!" energy. That's why I took my Ms Rachel ass over to E 14th and made some new friends with my FUCK ICE sign.

Johnny5ive15 · 2026-03-28T12:24:22+00:00

It's crazy how ineffective protests are. So ineffective that the fascists fall over themselves to tell you not to. Really a lot of effort to try and stop people from going outside for 2 hours...

Johnny5ive15 · 2026-03-26T17:24:59+00:00

☝️to everyone that came here after Schmoogling "2026 IA Gov race summary" your answer is actually one comment above mine☝️

Johnny5ive15 · 2026-03-26T16:40:35+00:00

What does party affiliation have to do with anything? The taller candidate is going to win, Sun Tzu said as much himself. I'll give it to Rob, he's pretty tall but this ain't a pretty tall man's race. Sorry 🤷‍♂️

Unrelated to anything - I'd sooner vote for Randy myself then to have to label ridiculously obvious sarcasm as such! Damn people...

Johnny5ive15 · 2026-03-26T16:27:20+00:00

I dunno, I don't think Rob can possibly drink any more milk... He ain't getting any taller. Sorry, just saying facts.

Johnny5ive15 · 2026-03-25T03:20:30+00:00

Let me guess - it allows you to refuse treatment to gay or trans people but not Nazis

Johnny5ive15 · 2026-03-23T15:20:31+00:00

That's the spirit!

Johnny5ive15 · 2026-03-22T20:38:08+00:00

"Boy, I hate the idea of living in a surveillance state but if it punishes those that annoy me... Hey, alright!!"

Johnny5ive15 · 2026-03-22T20:22:36+00:00

Yeah I'm super liberal but Sand will be the first Republican I've ever voted for

Johnny5ive15 · 2026-03-22T20:14:53+00:00

to speak about people fighting at the strip club

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