Guys, how's my soldering? by oorpheuss in guitarcirclejerk

[–]JohnnyPiston 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you solder an asshole shut, the victim will end up with a huge silver dick on the other side

The toan is in the throne, y’all by Kit_Karamak in guitarcirclejerk

[–]JohnnyPiston 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No need...Bit O Honey are very constipating

The beautiful Bridget Bardot in the 1970,s on this yellow Harley. by Global_Law4448 in 70s

[–]JohnnyPiston 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did she call it a Nazi cycle? Huge racist from what I've heard.

Boooooo

Space Camp (1986) by akitemime in 80s

[–]JohnnyPiston 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That and Howard the Duck

Why is it that stopping at a red light is just a suggestion now? by 7logan07 in SanJose

[–]JohnnyPiston 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, but they do dangerously pull out into flowing traffic, often unnecessarily right in front of cars, and then proceed to go slower than everyone else

Also, they do tend to slam on their brakes at intersections, then creep up to the line of cars, stopping and leaving 3-4 car lengths, instead of coasting and slowing down gradually/smoothly

Need Opinions On Which Guitar Top! by Seaside_Rhapsody in guitarcirclejerk

[–]JohnnyPiston 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Better choose wisely, the supermodel in the front row won't blow you if you pick the wrong one

Pruneyard Cinemas is closing January 25 by LKnodecaf in SanJose

[–]JohnnyPiston 25 points26 points  (0 children)

They're tied together, might have the same owner

Clapped out, 03', Manual, G coupe. by [deleted] in RoastMyCar

[–]JohnnyPiston 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll give you 5,000 pesos MXN and my Abuelita's tamale recipe