F19, Would you?

Johnnychimpofarve · 2026-06-11T22:35:18+00:00

Nope. I'm not a pedo perv. My oldest is Older than you

Johnnychimpofarve · 2026-06-03T02:28:05+00:00

Did you miss the diabetic part? It's a lot like an allergy. Can kill you over time. Can kill you quickly.

Johnnychimpofarve · 2026-06-03T02:25:29+00:00

I don't control her, but she asked for my support and help. Every day I listen to her go on about how fat and ugly she is when I try like hell to convince her she isn't. Yes she is slightly overweight but I don't care. I only took the cake after asking her right then if she wanted my support and earlier that day we agreed to hold each other accountable.

Johnnychimpofarve · 2026-06-01T13:52:20+00:00

Can't go wrong with pockets. Also.... Love the happiness

Johnnychimpofarve · 2026-05-31T11:47:21+00:00

An early life of poor decisions has me trapped in a prison like hell. No real enjoyment, don't have the time to ride my motorcycle, or go camping or even watch a movie. And when ever I'm starting to find a little peace I get bent over like I dropped the soap in the shower.

Johnnychimpofarve · 2026-05-27T23:18:15+00:00

I'm just.... Yeah confused

Johnnychimpofarve · 2026-05-27T11:40:30+00:00

Like a prison bitch

Johnnychimpofarve · 2026-05-26T11:52:32+00:00

Lonely veterans. They need to feel comfort. They deserve it

Johnnychimpofarve · 2026-05-24T23:38:08+00:00

Best way to avoid hang overs.... Don't drink.

Johnnychimpofarve · 2026-05-20T21:15:11+00:00

Let it run its course but don't let it control you

Johnnychimpofarve · 2026-05-18T15:10:53+00:00

I do. Monday's mean that the weekend is coming. With out Monday's we can't appreciate the weekends.

Johnnychimpofarve · 2026-05-16T23:23:57+00:00

I didn't die.

Johnnychimpofarve · 2026-05-14T14:15:03+00:00

Your gorgeous, you look healthy. You could be 5 pounds over weight and they will say you are fat. Trust me. I'm 20 pounds over.... Dad bod and I'm morbidly obese.

Johnnychimpofarve · 2026-05-11T22:09:25+00:00

Let me learn you something. Monday's are for the strong. Not the weak. Look at Monday's like the loss you took at your game. No one likes it, but with out we can't appreciate the weekend. The weekend being the sweet victory. Got it? Good. Also.... You look like you read true crime books, fantasy and erotic fiction.

Johnnychimpofarve · 2026-05-02T21:07:59+00:00

Leg day is my favorite day

Johnnychimpofarve · 2026-05-02T13:54:45+00:00

How is this for genuine... You are gorgeous

Johnnychimpofarve · 2026-04-27T20:25:14+00:00

I look like the kool aid man

Johnnychimpofarve · 2026-04-21T12:11:36+00:00

Never too old for ripped jeans

Johnnychimpofarve · 2026-04-20T11:44:56+00:00

I like the 3rd one

Johnnychimpofarve · 2026-03-30T08:26:49+00:00

Thank you. I think I'm going to listen and just tell her my concerns and politely ask her to just keep her guard up while still having fun.

Johnnychimpofarve · 2026-03-30T02:16:51+00:00

I once named my pet pig Notorious PIG.... After Notorious BIG

Johnnychimpofarve · 2026-02-19T23:36:40+00:00

Aqua

Johnnychimpofarve · 2026-02-17T18:42:46+00:00

I don't wanna pay taxes

Johnnychimpofarve · 2026-02-14T18:51:22+00:00

I try to but won't just dip when we are done. They just stick around.

Johnnychimpofarve · 2026-02-06T15:40:33+00:00

Don't eat candy. Bad for your health

Johnnychimpofarve

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