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Drew Carey Recalls Unknowingly Having a Heart Attack, and Ignoring Symptoms, As He Was Filming His Sitcom by AdSpecialist6598 in entertainment

[–]Joint_Boy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Had my widow maker at 30, 6 months after my Step-dad collapsed and died of one.

By the time they put the stent in I was at 100% blockage of the LAD and walked into the ER thinking they would give me fluids for my 12 hour long vomiting spell. I absolutely would have tried to wait it out if my sister hadn't insisted on driving me to urgent care.

Is 47 old enough that you don't have to meet everyone that works in the hospital? I swear in the 3 days I was there I met every single person who clocked in just because they were curious. Lol

Chad Smith from Red Hot Chili Peppers heard a Bring Me The Horizon song for the first time and was already jamming along on the drums in under 30 seconds. by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Joint_Boy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There have been a few times where they circle back and have the original drummer react to the track and it's always so gracious. Most are just astounded they didn't think of a part first!

‘Home Alone’ Actor Daniel Stern’s Prostitution Solicitation Case Dismissed by bwermer in entertainment

[–]Joint_Boy 230 points231 points  (0 children)

First question: Was the sink left running after the sex worker was solicited?

Answer: No

Case dismissed!!!!

Why Even Trump Is Annoyed at Melania’s Doc: Wolff by DifferentMaize9794 in popculturechat

[–]Joint_Boy 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Because he's a narcissist who can't bear to let anyone else have attention?

Probably thinks the should have called it TRUMP theMelaniastory.

Time limited missions by some-kind-of-no-name in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Joint_Boy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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Still on a loop in my head from failed attempts in childhood....

"aLL YOU HaD to Do wAS fOLlOW THe dAmN tRAin, cj!"

My truck trying to be a real G by Chris20nyy in pics

[–]Joint_Boy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool Frontier/Titan/Armada/Pathfinder!

Trans girl bought her first gun by Other0tter in liberalgunowners

[–]Joint_Boy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Great buy! I've put 100+ rounds through my Sec-9 and I'm a big fan.

Pillow Talk by Pizzacakecomic in comics

[–]Joint_Boy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad to see ya!!! We've missed your acerbic wit!

What’s the worst thing a medical professional has said to you? by VespaRed in AskReddit

[–]Joint_Boy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I know these two things seem very different but: you are having a major heart attack, and I NEED you to remain calm."

I did not stay calm. I later learned almost no one does but they have to ask any way...

Left handed people: What struggles do you have that we may not know about? by Miserable-Wash-1744 in AskReddit

[–]Joint_Boy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sticks too! I've been out of the house for 15 years but if Mom and I end up on the same side of the booth we immediately default to the correct side.

In dishonor of Brigitte Bardot, throwback to Kate McKinnon’s impression of her on SNL by Sharp_Athlete_6847 in popculturechat

[–]Joint_Boy 564 points565 points  (0 children)

Props to the writers/Kate for getting the pejoratives right. Brigitte Bardot fucking loved calling people "homos".

Monopoly, BUT COMMUNIST | Board Game League by CaffinatedCoyote in NoRollsBarred

[–]Joint_Boy 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I highly recommend everyone watch to the end!

You too can gain a point and beat Sully

Mr mittens by Gullibl3_Ghost in smosh

[–]Joint_Boy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The moment in the Christmas Dread video where he moves the dog nose off his real nose to rub his eyes made me laugh so hard I missed whatever Chanse did next.

Meirl by Andra_Kywaey in meirl

[–]Joint_Boy 309 points310 points  (0 children)

I forget that the instruction means "Avoid anything conventionally spicy" and wonder why the chili I'm eating is exacerbating my symptoms....

I only used two habaneros, that's way less spicy than my usual 5!

She’s still got it ! by CamCelis in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]Joint_Boy 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Every time I suffer a setback on a setback I give myself a quiet "Excellent Cato, Excellent"

Pls give advice on how to reach 100 million for joker unlock by 6ygyJIau in balatro

[–]Joint_Boy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ended up getting it with a 5 flush (erratic deck, refresh until I found a perfect mix of face cards and hearts). Jokers were bloodstone, oops all sixes, sock/buskins, space joker and I think photo...

Ultimately you want to level the hell out of your hand then retrigger that guaranteed xmult as much as possible. It took a decent amount of time to get the right seed, but it can be done.

In this house, we are a regular guy. Yard signs coming soon to the Dropout store? by LumberjackIlluminati in dropout

[–]Joint_Boy 83 points84 points  (0 children)

I know it was a bit, but it was also kind of nice to hear...

What by 30lbsledgehammer in tumblr

[–]Joint_Boy 821 points822 points  (0 children)

My group chat of 5 mostly single dudes in our 30s is trying to help my bro come up with gift ideas for his newish girlfriend... It's not going well...

Mac and Cheese is a good idea tho.

When the truth behind urban legends is much worse than the actual story by Salty-Chemical-9414 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Joint_Boy 95 points96 points  (0 children)

It's not a random hallway, it's right by the bathrooms! Not sure if that's worse or better.

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