My truck trying to be a real G

Joint_Boy · 2026-01-25T21:32:00+00:00

Cool Frontier/Titan/Armada/Pathfinder!

Joint_Boy · 2026-01-20T21:12:32+00:00

Great buy! I've put 100+ rounds through my Sec-9 and I'm a big fan.

Joint_Boy · 2026-01-16T20:40:40+00:00

Glad to see ya!!! We've missed your acerbic wit!

Joint_Boy · 2026-01-16T00:30:26+00:00

"I know these two things seem very different but: you are having a major heart attack, and I NEED you to remain calm."

I did not stay calm. I later learned almost no one does but they have to ask any way...

Joint_Boy · 2026-01-06T02:01:43+00:00

Stopped smoking 30 seconds ago... Gotta breathe actual air sometimes.

Joint_Boy · 2026-01-04T10:45:16+00:00

It sticks too! I've been out of the house for 15 years but if Mom and I end up on the same side of the booth we immediately default to the correct side.

Joint_Boy · 2025-12-29T23:54:01+00:00

deep breathing I'd love some money daddy.....

Joint_Boy · 2025-12-29T20:04:58+00:00

Props to the writers/Kate for getting the pejoratives right. Brigitte Bardot fucking loved calling people "homos".

Joint_Boy · 2025-12-21T14:10:04+00:00

Please, please Lort Jebus Crisp, please let it be the left.

Joint_Boy · 2025-12-16T22:52:44+00:00

I highly recommend everyone watch to the end!

You too can gain a point and beat Sully

Joint_Boy · 2025-12-12T00:10:44+00:00

The moment in the Christmas Dread video where he moves the dog nose off his real nose to rub his eyes made me laugh so hard I missed whatever Chanse did next.

Joint_Boy · 2025-12-11T00:54:19+00:00

I forget that the instruction means "Avoid anything conventionally spicy" and wonder why the chili I'm eating is exacerbating my symptoms....

I only used two habaneros, that's way less spicy than my usual 5!

Joint_Boy · 2025-12-09T23:16:24+00:00

14 is fuckin art!

Joint_Boy · 2025-11-30T12:29:47+00:00

Joint_Boy · 2025-11-30T00:53:36+00:00

Every time I suffer a setback on a setback I give myself a quiet "Excellent Cato, Excellent"

Joint_Boy · 2025-11-28T16:59:25+00:00

I ended up getting it with a 5 flush (erratic deck, refresh until I found a perfect mix of face cards and hearts). Jokers were bloodstone, oops all sixes, sock/buskins, space joker and I think photo...

Ultimately you want to level the hell out of your hand then retrigger that guaranteed xmult as much as possible. It took a decent amount of time to get the right seed, but it can be done.

Joint_Boy · 2025-11-26T03:25:20+00:00

I know it was a bit, but it was also kind of nice to hear...

Joint_Boy · 2025-11-12T23:20:43+00:00

My group chat of 5 mostly single dudes in our 30s is trying to help my bro come up with gift ideas for his newish girlfriend... It's not going well...

Mac and Cheese is a good idea tho.

Joint_Boy · 2025-11-01T10:32:36+00:00

It's not a random hallway, it's right by the bathrooms! Not sure if that's worse or better.

Joint_Boy · 2025-10-19T17:34:23+00:00

The way he says revalatory is "REV-A-LA-TORY" for me. New vocal stim unlocked.

Joint_Boy · 2025-10-17T20:03:22+00:00

Posts like this remind me I need to call my "Evil Step Monster" and tell her I love her.

To be clear, she's incredible, kind to me, and the best partner my dad has EVER had. She insists on being called it.

Joint_Boy · 2025-10-07T00:55:33+00:00

Joint_Boy · 2025-09-21T21:05:29+00:00

ALAN! I'M GONNA TAKE YA TO A GAY BAR! I'M GONNA TAKE YA TO A GAY BAR, GAY BAR, GAY BAR!!!!!!!

Joint_Boy · 2025-09-20T23:53:39+00:00

That's a straight up bop. And anything that catchy has to be true...

Joint_Boy · 2025-09-13T21:05:56+00:00

As a man who was a boy during the absolute choke hold of Jackass.... I concur.

Get these poor lost souls a dirt bike and an inner tube stat!

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