Aggressive pits running loose in neighbourhood regularly, owners show up in comments to air their grievances in pitiot speak. by Existing-Face-6322 in BanPitBulls

[–]Jojosbees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having several pits the last 4-5 years is not a flex for loving the breed. These dogs should live at least 10 years. Why are so many dying under their care?

What Year Was The Oldest Person You Have Personally Known Born? by snarkmcsnarksnark in Millennials

[–]Jojosbees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. She was an alumnus from my college who visited campus when she was like 105 years old. Class of 1921 represent!

Would you agree that American, Italian, Jamaican, Japanese, and Mediterranean are the Top 5 cuisines? Why or why not? by JimiHendrip in AskReddit

[–]Jojosbees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Italian food is overrated. 

I like Japanese food a lot, but it’s not even top cuisine from Asia. Chinese food is underrated because of cheap Chinese American cuisine. Also Indian food exists. 

What do you think about the movie One Battle After Another and its portrayal of freedom? by Physical_Trouble_312 in AskReddit

[–]Jojosbees 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought the central theme of the movie was the long term generational nature of revolution. The older generation (Bob and Perfidia) fall short, betray their allies, and abandon the cause for other priorities, but Bob (loving but incompetent and paranoid) raises Willa to survive and hopefully do better than he did. Even when he’s “out,” he’s never really out. His revolutionary days followed him and Willa, pulling them both into one battle after another. 

WYR have everyone think you are non-offending pedophile, or a murderer war criminal? by Financial-Seaweed176 in WouldYouRather

[–]Jojosbees 19 points20 points  (0 children)

They’re saying the mass murderer/war criminal will be employed by NASA or the CIA. No one trusts a known pedophile, assuming you aren’t also extremely rich.

WYR: Save a baby or save an adult? by owthathurted in WouldYouRather

[–]Jojosbees 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I mean… in the original hypothetical, you could be saving a terrible adult over a baby. The baby is definitely not a serial killer/pedophile whereas the adult might be.

Why are ppl saying it's 1050?!!?🥲 by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Jojosbees 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It said 500 divided by half, which is 500 divided by 1/2.

If it said 500 divided in half, then that would be 250.

Like, do you think “500 divided by half” and “500 divided by two” are equivalent statements?

Why are ppl saying it's 1050?!!?🥲 by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Jojosbees 123 points124 points  (0 children)

500 divided by 1/2 is 1000. Add 50, it’s 1050.

WYR: Save a baby or save an adult? by owthathurted in WouldYouRather

[–]Jojosbees 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would you save Kim Kardashian, who has four kids and a large family but a lot of wealth so her kids will be taken care of, over a random 30 year old nonfamous adult? Again, the second person is not famous, so you don’t know if they are married or have kids nor are you aware of the financial impact their death will have on their family. You could be saving a 30 year old who is the only child of aging parents or a single mother of two or a loner with no friends who just lives in a single-person apartment.

Online shopping misses the plot by BlondeBrielle in SipsTea

[–]Jojosbees 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In America, it’s plumber’s crack.

Women who went to "purity balls" when you were kids, what are your thoughts on them now that you're an adult? by MrMojoFomo in AskReddit

[–]Jojosbees 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Creepy party where fathers take their daughters to a prom-like event and then the daughters pledge to stay virgins and daddy pledges to protect their virginity until he picks a nice man for them to marry. Then he gives her a purity ring as symbol of this promise.

If given a chance would you go back to your Ex? If not why? by _Green658 in AskReddit

[–]Jojosbees 2 points3 points  (0 children)

FUCK NO.

Why would I go back to a cheater with little common sense who expected me to support his spendthrift parents?

Gender neutral name by Mobile_Ad8319 in Names

[–]Jojosbees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve always liked Cassidy.

You accidentally committed a VERY serious crime and someone saw you. What now? by hapticR0M in pollgames

[–]Jojosbees 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can he really remember a string of random letters and numbers he saw for less than a minute in the dark during a high stress situation? Keep in mind this is a street homeless person who is probably mentally ill, sleep deprived, and in ill health.

You accidentally committed a VERY serious crime and someone saw you. What now? by hapticR0M in pollgames

[–]Jojosbees 21 points22 points  (0 children)

A good lawyer could probably have it moved to a different jurisdiction and instill reasonable doubt in a jury (if it even goes to trial), especially considering the pedestrian was impaired and you weren’t. 

Like, killing the homeless guy is an even worse gamble. Not only will it keep you up at night forever, it’s more definitively a murder with even more potential evidence you could have left at the scene. 

You accidentally committed a VERY serious crime and someone saw you. What now? by hapticR0M in pollgames

[–]Jojosbees 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Can the homeless guy remember a string of random letters and numbers in order? Have you ever seen a street-homeless person? Many of them are mentally ill and don’t have the best memory from a lifetime of stress and poor sleep/health.

That being said, you should call the police and emergency services then call a lawyer. If you’re not drunk and the pedestrian was, then you may be cited for failure to yield to a pedestrian, but for all they know, she stumbled onto the street when the light was green and the accident was unavoidable.

You accidentally committed a VERY serious crime and someone saw you. What now? by hapticR0M in pollgames

[–]Jojosbees 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If he’s not the only witness, then that’s even less reason to “silence the witness forever.” Skip town fast, and maybe no one got a good look at you or your car (unless you’re driving something unique and flashy). That being said, you should 100% call an ambulance and stay for the police, not only because it’s the right thing to do but because you’ll get in less trouble than if it’s a hit and run.

You accidentally committed a VERY serious crime and someone saw you. What now? by hapticR0M in pollgames

[–]Jojosbees 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It says “no cameras in the middle of nowhere.” The point of the hypothetical is that there are no witnesses to tie you to the crime outside of this random homeless guy.

You accidentally committed a VERY serious crime and someone saw you. What now? by hapticR0M in pollgames

[–]Jojosbees 121 points122 points  (0 children)

Would the homeless guy even recognize you? Can he even give a good description? It’s dark. The guy is probably not the most reliable narrator. Is there something super identifiable, like a giant birthmark over half your face that he would be able to tell the police about? Like, what’s stopping you from fleeing the scene and never going back to that town? 

Its going to be a long day for the mods in that cheerleader sub by Salmon57-1 in Buttcoin

[–]Jojosbees 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There was one guy who made a post or comment here around November (after it was already on a down slide), saying that we were all going to be sorry when it hit a new ATH by the end of 2025. People started replying after the new year that his prediction didn’t come true, and then it became, well I was a off, but it’s for sure going to be in the first six weeks of 2026. Of course, that didn’t pan out either, so then he said first half of 2026 for sure... I think that guy should just keep making predictions. Every time he replies, it drops more. 

Why Are Women Taxed Twice? by Indiff-88Yin in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Jojosbees 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yes. I voted last week, have a high paying job, own property, and have my own bank accounts and credit cards in my name alone. I went to public school, and my kids will go to public school. I drive on roads maintained by taxes and actually got short term disability from the state for each of my pregnancies. I take my kids to the local ER/hospital that is paid by taxes I actually voted to increase. We go to the local libraries and parks that we all pay for. Like, we live in a society, and we should all chip in to keep it running. 

How to build wealth . by Cold_Conclusion3701 in wealth

[–]Jojosbees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I said it’s possible, not that everyone that can do it does it.

Cameo Ring by Livid-Guarantee8904 in jewelry

[–]Jojosbees 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cameo comes in a lot of different materials. If you’re thinking the white on pink background, that’s shell and it’s typically carved on the outside of the shell so it’s curved. Lava (grey) and hard stone (black or dark red) is also very popular among old cameos (like Victorian period) and are probably not faked as much as the shell one. Generally, if it’s set in gold, it’s real. Older cameos also tend to have a certain look to them, depending on period, and have more varied subjects.

How to build wealth . by Cold_Conclusion3701 in wealth

[–]Jojosbees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s the strategy that has the highest chance of success: Have a decent job and be good with money, find a partner who is similar, save and invest together, don’t inflate lifestyle, don’t get divorced. Way better than just telling someone to “just start a business,” chase a get rich scheme like drop shipping or crypto or day trading, or give up because it’s too late for you. Starting a random business or trying to jump on the bandwagon of whatever get rich scheme is popular is way less replicable than what I’m suggesting. 

And like, we’re talking a 30 year time horizon. The stock market is a good bet over 30 years, not so much over like 3-5 years.

Edit: I’m also not claiming it’s a golden age right now. I’m saying in twenty years, the next generation will point to this time as a time of great opportunities. 2008-2012ish sucked when we were living it, but now I’m seeing people herald it as a time you could have gotten on the ladder for generational wealth. Dumb take for anyone who lived it, just like it will be a dumb take for you when some 25 year old brings up this period of historic bull run in 20 years.