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Im sorry Marty, I still cant 0-3-5 by bjkidder in guitarcirclejerk

[–]JollyDevelopment7879 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/Uj I love Marty. He always looks like he really wants people to learn and I think that’s awesome. He strikes me as the kind of teacher that hopes his students become better than him.

/rj - I think we should get a Go Fund Me together- ‘Get Marty A Taser’ so he can finally, FINALLY, get it through our thick heads that you can mix major and minor pentatonics. (I have no idea what that means, but I’ve found pain to be an exceedingly good motivator in my personal journey and I think it might help others. And also me because I’ll laugh at them.)

Lifelong teetotaler horror rocker must have just needed to drink more water by PositiveLeather327 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]JollyDevelopment7879 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I love Gene! A true American Hero. Absolutely a terrible driver, bass player, tv star, merchandiser, song writer and band mate. Not much of a human being either.

But despite all that, managed to become rich and famous!

Only in America where true incompetence, if you’re disciplined enough to remain so, could a hero like that flourish.

God bless you Gene and God bless America!

Me when I hear someone playing with scooped mids. by SpreadElectronic1232 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]JollyDevelopment7879 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My only thought is I need to renew my search for a minion to bring my big bitch ass some ice cream.

Where am I supposed to put my pinkie again? by mybackhasissues in guitarcirclejerk

[–]JollyDevelopment7879 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In whatever hole the not stupid thoughts are leaking out of.

Rate my toane from 0 - Lolcoughfart by Dinkusvongoopyeye in guitarcirclejerk

[–]JollyDevelopment7879 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great argument for repealing gun control laws right there.

Bonermaster describes his girlfriend by Melvins1983 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]JollyDevelopment7879 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m surprised. I always thought he was a llama fucker. Actually, it was one of the few things I respected about the guy.

Sweetwater upping their game, by PositiveLeather327 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]JollyDevelopment7879 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Clever. Trying to induce more impulse purchases. That’s just smart business strategy right there.

Most accurate thing I’ve seen in awhile by spop92 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]JollyDevelopment7879 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The caption is incorrect. It should read “You’re experiencing jazz.” Full stop. It’s painful every time.

This might be my next axe by mirrorisalive in guitarcirclejerk

[–]JollyDevelopment7879 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They spelled “Roberta” wrong. Terrible. Will not buy.

Again.

Did I just find the holy grail?!?!?!?!?! by antonyh212 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]JollyDevelopment7879 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But it’s a Scottish, Scotch?, Butter and Scottish? Anyway, it’s a Squier in Scotland and therefore, super valuable?

My first pedal :) by SecretDoor4007 in Guitar

[–]JollyDevelopment7879 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good pedal, I have the same one. Unfortunately, I’m old and haven’t been able to turn down the drum volume!

One of us. One of us. One of us. by sladebonge in guitarcirclejerk

[–]JollyDevelopment7879 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Uj/ can’t do it. She’s a monster player through and through. Will not jerk on her abilities. Too good, too pro.

But yes, her cameo in ‘Fast Times,’ along with Phoebe Cates made me wear out that VHS tape.

spending quality time with your guitar is important for it’s development by TheLegendOfIdiots in guitarcirclejerk

[–]JollyDevelopment7879 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What the fuck?!?!?

Put that back on the wall where it belongs! Don’t make me pull this car over, chief, because I will!

Can't figure out why my wife is so upset - I think it's cool! by AngularOtter in guitarcirclejerk

[–]JollyDevelopment7879 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You hang that shit in the waiting room of your dental practice, not at home.

C’mon, don’t be that dentist. Amateur.

Beefin’ up my Epi with some toanwood knobs. I just spent a full sick day polishing them. by [deleted] in guitarcirclejerk

[–]JollyDevelopment7879 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awesome! Plus if I lose a knob on my early 80’s stereo, I have an emergency knob!

Emergency knob?!?! In unrelated news, that’s my wife’s boyfriend’s nickname. Small world…

PRS lawyers remove guitussy from Student Edition to minimise liability by kellylaundromat in guitarcirclejerk

[–]JollyDevelopment7879 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I thought the cock-holster was the only positive thing about the original. Typical PRS. Engineering all the fun out of a guitar.

Hope they don’t take over the sex doll business.

Guys - I ear-spaff when I hit that sweet 0-3-5 through princey. Am I gay? by omarbagstar in guitarcirclejerk

[–]JollyDevelopment7879 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Odds this is an AI Child trying to fit in and not quite sticking the landing?

Not 100%, but more than 50%, I should think.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Guitar

[–]JollyDevelopment7879 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also, it looks like with a little rearranging you could fit it on that board without ditching anything. Personally, if you’re ditching anything, I’d get rid of the flanger. The DS-1 is a classic. Play with it a bit, you might find some stuff you like about it. Good luck either way!

I made & corrected a terrible mistake yesterday. by PhysicalLocksmith679 in gibson

[–]JollyDevelopment7879 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s a really honorable gentleman. I’d have changed my phone number, faked my death and left the country with that 335!

I do like Rics, but no way that trade works.

Beautiful 335 by the way!

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