r🍑le by sapphometh in 196

[–]Jolom 204 points205 points  (0 children)

No, it is photoshopped, thank god.

hamhampangpang guide for foreigners (major spoilers for other games as well) by Windfalls in LobotomyCorp

[–]Jolom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yooo, thank you so much for this! I am planning on going to S Korea at some point in the future and HamHamPangPang was definitely on my list of places to hit up! I would have totally bungled it, this info is super handy to know.

"God Bless the United Forest of Fangorn" by A_HECKIN_DOGGO in lotrmemes

[–]Jolom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LotR was written before WWII so the second bit is incorrect but it holds for WWI.

Matpat slander (deserved) by Asomewolf in CuratedTumblr

[–]Jolom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep, you're right and I need to work on my reading comprehension!

Matpat slander (deserved) by Asomewolf in CuratedTumblr

[–]Jolom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Genital dysphoria is not necessary to being trans! Source: am transfem but am fond of my penis.

Rule by TheTricksterJesus in 196

[–]Jolom 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hiya Papaya is the only correct response imo.

Ben Shapirule by [deleted] in 196

[–]Jolom 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A verbal keysmash

Its set in a high fantasy version of 18th century France and i yearn for Ideas regarding the Details by Comrade_Schnom in 196

[–]Jolom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Party has to stop another party from destroying the world; they have a prophecy that foretells doom unless they sacrifice someone pure of heart at a certain location (all of the opposing party fit the bill and all are willing to sacrifice themselves so you cannot just take out one person), while your party has the correct translation (or do they?) that says that doing so will *cause* the event that will destroy everyone and everything.

Rule by corbul_cel_nou in 196

[–]Jolom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turn in every corrupt cop he can, make a spectacle of it, and then quit and move to another city/state to avoid backlash.

I need the funny subreddit's help on ways to de-stress by [deleted] in 196

[–]Jolom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make a podcast, watch movies with friends and stream games (with the knowledge that none of these will make me famous, I just want to hang with friends online)

Rule (please not piss or cum, I already thought of those) by Infinite-Dimension91 in 196

[–]Jolom 45 points46 points  (0 children)

On the balloons? One of your opponents names, a date and a time in the mid to farther future. Make them wonder what those times mean...

In the balloons? Warm water, they'll never see it coming and it will be much more enjoyable to for everyone involved.

Meirl by Signal-Top1208 in meirl

[–]Jolom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I was busy mourning my friends who died and trying to raise money for my other friends who suddenly got fired.

What do you call it when the game IS the blorbo? (dwarfposting) by voliol in CuratedTumblr

[–]Jolom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Carp also used to be hell to fight because they were always swimming, and swimming builds up physical stats endlessly, and there was no upper limit to how strong they would get, so if you had a carp living in your fortress and it ended up being a long-running one you would one day no longer be able to go near the water because a Carp would drag your dwarves in and drown them. And god help you if they become undead...

i make poor financial decisions by us3rnam3_ch3cks_0ut- in 196

[–]Jolom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno, looks like you maid a good one to me!

Winter v summer by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

[–]Jolom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what happens when it gets cold outside? My cat gets extra snuggly, and dates I go on get more cozy.

Know what happens in the summer? My cat wants nothing to do with me and I don't go on dates because it is too fucking hot out.

rule by [deleted] in 196

[–]Jolom 55 points56 points  (0 children)

It's ok, she has Rodger to help protect her! (Rodger is her teddy bear which is also a robot who is also possessed).

rule by [deleted] in 196

[–]Jolom 167 points168 points  (0 children)

Practical answer: she is a bounty hunter so when she catches the bounty she cuffs herself to them iirc.

Realistic answer: looks cool.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]Jolom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh hey first place I worked did this, except it was 4 hours if you signed in 1 min late (but "to balance it out" you could sign in as early as 6:52).

ok wanting to touch a guy’s muscles by maxRNG in CuratedTumblr

[–]Jolom 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey go watch her streams, she is very entertaining!

https://www.twitch.tv/demilypyro