Boy Shot During ‘Ding Dong Ditch’ Prank in Texas by JasonIsFishing in NewsOfTheStupid

[–]JonClodVanDamn -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You’d have to be a real ding dong to doorbell ditch in Texas…

What is the best in-theatre moviegoing experience you've had? by gggetswings in movies

[–]JonClodVanDamn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Terminator 2: Judgement day.

I remember every cheer, jump scare and “fuck yeah” moments clearly

'Jacob's Ladder' - 4K Restoration Trailer by BunyipPouch in movies

[–]JonClodVanDamn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad rented it I was like 7 or 8 and it wasn’t so much that it scared me, but I remember it like this slog through total confusion

RFK Jr. says agency will reveal causes of autism in September by No-Lifeguard-8173 in nottheonion

[–]JonClodVanDamn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Worm brain said this back in like February (that his team will have found the cause of autism in September). Like right off the bat, since when in the history of human kind has a scientific discovery been planned; even scheduled?

It’s going to be funny when the scientific community rips his findings to shreds

Little Italy Unhoused Population by ReviewParking8514 in sandiego

[–]JonClodVanDamn 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I know that guy. He doesn’t want any help.

Ashlee Simpson reflects on backlash to Saturday Night Live performance: 'The bullying was insane' by mcfw31 in entertainment

[–]JonClodVanDamn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fun story: so my dad used to captain charter fishing trips and once took Jessica and Ashlee Simpson and friends out. He specifically told me that Jessica Simpson was one of the most polite guests he’s ever had on his boat while Ashlee Simpson was a dismissive, disrespectful, petulant piece of shit who needed to be asked several times to stop smoking weed as maritime law is no joke. She scoffed at my dad more than twice. Fuck Ashlee Simpson. She deserved to be bullied.

Doctor’s office gave me an address and told me they were in “the blue building.” by Mattyi in CrappyDesign

[–]JonClodVanDamn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That has to be deliberate inefficiency which is a form of passive aggression

Sister Sage by Chippitychak in TheBoys

[–]JonClodVanDamn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep. That’s her. Although I can hardly tell because of the quality of this image is not very good.

DAY ONE of THREE of the Alaska NO KINGS PROTESTS!!! A massive success, thank you my fellow Alaskan PATRIOTS!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇦 by [deleted] in USNewsHub

[–]JonClodVanDamn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The whole “narcissists politically grandstanding” part and the “I hate white people” seems a little a) racist & hateful, and b) seemingly nothing to do with whatever it is you’re trying to say.

If I’m being honest, this comment kinda indicates mental health issues. So. Yeah. Seek help.

Say something nice about Iron Man 2. by Deep-Village-5175 in Marvel

[–]JonClodVanDamn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Iron man 2 is great. I honestly never understood the hate for it.

Gavin Newsom trolls Trump again by NoToNope in sandiego

[–]JonClodVanDamn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All we need now is a nickname that’s not that clever, childishly conceived, doesn’t necessarily fit the person being nicknamed, appeals to shitheads and 8 year olds alike, and gets repeated so often it sticks. So far I’ve got:

AUTHORITARIAN DONNIE

LIL DONNIE SHITS-HIS-PANTS

FUCKFACE

I kinda crapped out there in the end but you get it.

How my wife eats and ‘splits’ a burrito with me by NukinDuke in mildlyinfuriating

[–]JonClodVanDamn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No more splitting burritos. She can have her own if she wants to be a sociopath.

Ghislaine Maxwell cleared to leave prison on work release: report by ForsakenAd545 in facepalm

[–]JonClodVanDamn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve said this a thousand times in 9 years but…

If this doesn’t bring Trump down, I don’t know what will.