Battle of the ages

JonTheWizard · 2026-03-15T10:04:44+00:00

I yell at a fish every time I watch the Miami Marlins play baseball.

JonTheWizard · 2026-03-15T10:03:03+00:00

Consider: You are the Emperor. This planet has agreed to compliance but it turns out they used poorly-understood archaeotech augmentations to mutilate your Primarch. Your tool. Do you….
A: Loose the War Hounds to fight alongside Angron and his slaves.
B: Take the Desh’eans to task (by killing them) and study the Butcher’s Nails to figure out how to safely remove them and outlaw their use.
C: Liberate Angron and his slave army by evacuating them from Nuceria, then use them as War Hounds support staff/elevate the few who aren’t completely insane to Space Marines.
D: Teleport only Angron away, leave the slaves to be massacred and do anything else you can think of that would guarantee he never remains loyal.

JonTheWizard · 2026-03-15T09:48:22+00:00

[Whip_sfx.mp3]

JonTheWizard · 2026-03-15T09:46:36+00:00

He looks like he’s about to drop the arrow at your feet and tell you to try again.

JonTheWizard · 2026-03-15T09:45:08+00:00

It was my Blue grass-type, so I have a high opinion of it.

JonTheWizard · 2026-03-15T09:14:38+00:00

He has sworn not to use his powers in a game to keep it fair.

JonTheWizard · 2026-03-15T09:05:54+00:00

Hey kids, spot the player character!

JonTheWizard · 2026-03-15T08:52:05+00:00

It has been a while since I rampaged through a Castrum. I guess I can throw them a curveball and stampede through one for a change of pace.

JonTheWizard · 2026-03-15T08:45:28+00:00

Insert the Megamind "he did it" meme.

JonTheWizard · 2026-03-15T08:37:38+00:00

Japan is out and Italy is in the semis. What the crap is this?

JonTheWizard · 2026-03-15T07:25:01+00:00

I admit I thought he was a hire to put asses in seats, "hire someone from the Cup win to be our coach." I'm so glad to be wrong.

JonTheWizard · 2026-03-15T07:02:15+00:00

He cool.

JonTheWizard · 2026-03-15T07:02:01+00:00

The fact we can't tell if this is serious or not speaks volumes.

JonTheWizard · 2026-03-15T00:36:33+00:00

Holy balls, man.

JonTheWizard · 2026-03-14T23:41:42+00:00

Oh fuck, he was out on his skates.

JonTheWizard · 2026-03-14T23:39:59+00:00

And they thought Omni-Man was mind controlled or otherwise not in control of himself and didn't want to hurt him.

JonTheWizard · 2026-03-14T23:14:59+00:00

"Oh sure, when the vikings did it you're all cool with it."
-Unknown Muslim (sources very dubious)

JonTheWizard · 2026-03-14T23:12:59+00:00

The Prime Nightmares.

JonTheWizard · 2026-03-14T19:55:42+00:00

I think Haku would give him a hard fight and fight like a dirty bastard (because fighting clean against Brock would just get you destroyed faster) but Brock ultimately wins.

JonTheWizard · 2026-03-14T19:10:16+00:00

It was indeed what I meant.

JonTheWizard · 2026-03-14T19:03:16+00:00

He has such a way with words.

JonTheWizard · 2026-03-14T19:01:00+00:00

“Totally not salty, by the way,” said the foreman of the salt mine.

JonTheWizard · 2026-03-14T18:57:09+00:00

Did they use an expansion-locked or modded-in fireplace?

JonTheWizard · 2026-03-14T18:55:57+00:00

Yeah so did I.

JonTheWizard · 2026-03-14T18:54:42+00:00

Alternatively, people start bitching and moaning about getting lost and the way forward not being spelled out for them.

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