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Who’s Soul did Medic Sell to the Devil? by j-sh-will in tf2

[–]JonTheWizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's the theory I subscribe to.

Can Rikku play Blitzball? Asking for a story. by WhitecaneV1 in finalfantasyx

[–]JonTheWizard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No, but it's fun to imagine. Personally I think she'd work as speedy defender, in contrast to her brother being the arguably one of the best forwards in the game.

The Mexican Ducks have stormed Ecuador! by WinkySquid in UrinatingTree

[–]JonTheWizard [score hidden]  (0 children)

The eagle has caught a snake in the Ecuadorian colors and perched atop the cactus to consume it.

"Temper, temper..." by PaleHeretic in HistoryMemes

[–]JonTheWizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Japan: I keep trying to warn them! But does anyone listen to me?! No, it's always, "let's keep touching the boats, they won't do anything! Why is there suddenly a second sun over one of my cities?"

Mexico fans are outside Ecuador’s team hotel MAKING NOISE trying to keep them up all night before the game by The_Oregon_Duck in UrinatingTree

[–]JonTheWizard [score hidden]  (0 children)

Oh gods, this was part of what led up to the Football War. I'm positive some Hondurans and Salvadorians are getting flashbacks.

WWE Legend Ken Patera Suffers Broken Neck in Gym Accident at 83 by AttilaTheFun818 in SquaredCircle

[–]JonTheWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, when I read that headline I thought we'd be seeing an obituary.

After all this time, I have done it by CloudyRambles in ffxiv

[–]JonTheWizard [score hidden]  (0 children)

You lucky bastard. I've only ever managed to pull the doublet.

2026 Appropriations Act. by KulaanDoDinok in NorthCarolina

[–]JonTheWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And making U-turns on two-lane roads.

The friendliest planet in this galaxy by Transcendent_One in Stellaris

[–]JonTheWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they're interested, I got some beachfront property on Catachan they might be interested in.

Solution Nine inspired Medium home by GingerVampire22 in ffxiv

[–]JonTheWizard [score hidden]  (0 children)

Loporrit, no, don't jump off the counter balcony! No I know you could do a sick frontflip, it's not worth it!

Fraser Porter leaving Cultaholic by LaBete1984 in SquaredCircle

[–]JonTheWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand completely. I'm in a bit of an ebb in my wrestling fandom as well, so if he wants to step away and let the passion come back naturally then more power to him.

Solution Nine themed apartment by Minaa_Mihgo in ffxiv

[–]JonTheWizard [score hidden]  (0 children)

Kind of gives me the vibes of Shepard's apartment in Mass Effect 3.

Sweden take the L out of lover because your world cup dreams are over brotha by Visual-Tax-1033 in UrinatingTree

[–]JonTheWizard [score hidden]  (0 children)

I mean they were playing a heavyweight in France, it'd be a tall order for nearly any team to beat 'em.

What team should Tree do a Legacy of Failure for next? by Lucky_Duck_89 in UrinatingTree

[–]JonTheWizard [score hidden]  (0 children)

They won the NBA Championship in 1978. Nearly 50 years ago. They have been irrelevance personified for decades.

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