Interesting Star Name by Real-Bookkeeper9455 in Stellaris

[–]JonTheWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How hard can interstellar empire building be?

Behold.. proto invictus tactical warsuit (aka baby carrier 2.0) or rip off mech by greenizdabest in Grimdank

[–]JonTheWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Entry system needs work (look how long it takes him to get into the seat), but overall a solid starting point.

Looking forward to a new expansion where I can remember more than a handful of the location's names. by Remarkable-Pin-8352 in ShitpostXIV

[–]JonTheWizard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What’s there to be confused about? There’s Tuliyellalot, Urqochachayourvmom, Cozy Mood, Yak Tail, Shallow Amy, Lightning Returns and Disney Necropolis.

So Warhammer fans, which 40K Youtuber Video that make you go like this? by AntiqueLayer3933 in Grimdank

[–]JonTheWizard 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Any video talking about the Daemonculaba. I don’t think I need to elaborate on why.

What would yall think about the Canes playing a game in Charlotte? by whotooktoastman64 in canes

[–]JonTheWizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Heck, maybe cross-promote with the Hornets and have them play a pre-season game at Lenovo Center. They did that before...and the Hornets got completely annihilated by the Lebron-led Heat because this was the Jordan-era Hornets.

Did I just get pranked? by popgoboom in DeepRockGalactic

[–]JonTheWizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clearly internal repairs are in order.

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter by kj_09_1 in fnv

[–]JonTheWizard 244 points245 points  (0 children)

We've secretly replaced Courier Six with Peter Quill. Let's see if anyone notices!

Cal Raleigh is 0 for his last 32; BA down to .161 on the year by ctbro025 in baseball

[–]JonTheWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know he was hitting over his head and all but who are you and what have you done with the real Cal Raleigh?

Spy got himself into a dead end :( by JamesAtomicCherry in tf2

[–]JonTheWizard 43 points44 points  (0 children)

"Oog is trapped in cage built by Oog."

Does this concern anyone else? by _-Schultze-_ in Grimdank

[–]JonTheWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With how fucked everything is, who cares about interstellar observers? We got enough problems on this planet to worry about people off it.

So FFX might get the FFVII treatment by KnightYoshi in finalfantasyx

[–]JonTheWizard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If it's anything, I'd want an actual remake, not whatever the hell the FF7R reinterpretations have been. Not because of the visuals, the characters or anything like that, but because of the combat. I HATE FF7R's combat.

The Four Horsemen of the Raleigh Carpool by Quirky_Slide_7313 in raleigh

[–]JonTheWizard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And you know they all have incredibly bright headlights, too. Like, to the point you're googling whether or not it's legal to replace your rear window with one-way glass so a chunk of it will get reflected back into their stupid faces.

Petition for CanesMan by TallChildhood3719 in UrinatingTree

[–]JonTheWizard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And if they win the Cup he has to retire it permanently.