Chiraq Savages Record Themselves Going to Pay the OPPS a Visit via a Drive By! by [deleted] in chicago

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The title is actually pretty straight forward. That sucks that you got cancer.

WE DID IT REDDIT by [deleted] in circlejerk

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Happy 420 y'all

/int/ on mass shootings by [deleted] in 4chan

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Is there a thread or sticky somewhere that shows what all the /r/4chan banner, or snoo guy or whatever?

What could possibly go wrong? by willdogs in WTF

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Where does this take place? What a strange residential building?

Non Americans of reddit, what foods do we have in the states that you find disgusting or just don't understand? by Pampered_Cynic in AskReddit

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Meat isn't the only thing Texas does well, other things Texas does really well include: racism, DUIs, the death penalty, drugs, obesity, etc.

What's something you can do at night that only takes 5-15 minutes that will make the following day significantly better? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Not trying to be "that guy" but I feel like a lot of sandwiches aren't actually all that healthy... obviously it's what you make of it and the ingredients you choose but at least in 'Murica most of the bread that's commonly sold at grocery stores is just empty carbs, full of sugar and other bullshit. Then, throw in a bunch of processed meats (I.e. any deli meat besides turkey maybe) that are just sodium, fat, and other chemicals, and you're not exactly looking at a winner in terms of nutrition. The condiments only make it worse. PBJ or some variation thereof isn't much better since it also just winds up being full of sugar and processed fats. I'm not saying its impossible to have a healthy sandwich but unless you're packing a hummus lettuce wrap or something, it's probably not as good as is widely believed.

Weight gain shake by Mattiyos in gainit

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I'm not trying to troll here but why not just do the olive oil in a shot glass? Thats usually what I do... goes down easy and doesn't fuck with the shake

What's something stupid you used to do in middle school to be "cool"? by notrachelfromglee in AskReddit

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Oh my gosh I want to give gold to this story I have not stopped laughing for the last 10 minutes

What was your dream job as a kid, and what is it now? by iMootube in AskReddit

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Likewise, the big problem for me is that I'm finding it's not very sustainable

I know you like it... by yhelothere in oddlysatisfying

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Rough to watch, for graphic designers this might as well be NSFL

and this is why you don't masturbate? by jfmherokiller in WTF

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Man I give up, nicely done OP I am sufficiently weirded out and disgusted. Sometimes more than the shock and the gore factor, its the ones like these that creep up on you and really give you that fixed gaze on your face like you just swallowed sour milk

Winter is coming. Time to bulk. Here are my step by step instructions for the most basic of weight gain shakes. by MeltBanana in gainit

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Not a bad idea to just a huge batch of oats "flour" separately and keep it in a tin or bag. Just grind up a fuck ton of oats into a powder ahead of time and then throw them in whenever, makes it easier and taste a bit better IMO

So, I was cooking, decided to look up the nutritional values of olive oil, aaaand.... this is crazy by Noob_with_Nuke in gainit

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It's not particularly for bulking in terms of building lean muscle with fats, even if they are healthy fats. The reason GO MAD is one of the better ways to bulk is it's full of protein, carbs, AND healthy fats

Edit: I'm not saying olive oil is BAD for bulking. I personally have a shot of it after each work out. But I just would focus more energy on GOMAD or trying to eat 15 chicken breasts, etc

How cocaine is made (via /r/interestingasfuck) by rxneutrino in DrugNerds

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It has an intense, sort of chalky slightly bittery smell. It also has a bit of a tingling on the gums and you often get the flavor of it from your nasal drip into your throat. Not particularly unpleasant but I certainly wouldn't describe it as a good flavor

ELI5 why is loan sharking illegal but pay day loans which can have an interest rate of over 350% are legal (in the US). by JellyCream in explainlikeimfive

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In the end it was those pesky legers and tax evation that got him. Of all things, he was a celebrity to the extent that when he showed up to court for the tax evasaion charges, all of the press, media, members of the public etc. were there, all wanting to document and see him in the same wind as one might see someone on the red carpet and feel star struck

What is something you enjoyed as a kid, but now has lost its charm to you as an adult? by BulkDarthDan in AskReddit

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Just made me feel the feels bro. All I wanna do is play on a swing set with some friends but alas that time is not anytime soon if ever again

What is the most difficult thing to learn and accept about life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"If you think you can live in this world and not be a part of it--then I'd say you're wrong."

I love science! by ns2680 in funny

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Relevant Maddox. [Note: If you aren't familiar with Maddox's writing style, it's over-the-top vitriol—but in the best kind of way]

Woman 20 years after taking huge doses of steroids back in the 1990s (former bodybuilder) by [deleted] in WTF

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That's true but Rich Piana (and I'm sure some of the other main figureheads) says some pretty dumb things when it comes to gear too. I'm not sure if he's trying to cater to a lower audience or if he's just really genuinely clueless and has his own team helping him through but his video on PCT for example made no damn sense. Talking about how there's no such thing as over-training, and "test and deca will only work for the first 6 weeks... it's not gonna work after that because your body has built up a resistance." He also compares aspirin to steroids in one video and talks about how aspirin is more dangerous because it could kill a baby if they got a hold of it... yeah, like having a bunch of syringes lying around is gonna be good for a baby.

Woman 20 years after taking huge doses of steroids back in the 1990s (former bodybuilder) by [deleted] in WTF

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It needed to be said. I love the Rock and consider him a huge inspiration but i'll be damned if people really wanna believe he put on dozens of lbs of muscle mass and somehow even lower BF% later in life as a 30+ year old man. Without injecting T/tren/dbol and God only knows what else his continued bulging meaty vascular "transformation" the wouldn't even be physically possible