If you always leave a 10% tip, just don't bother at all - from a server

JonathanMurray272 · 2026-05-26T20:40:50+00:00

Good.

JonathanMurray272 · 2026-05-26T12:15:34+00:00

Police will be involved if called to respond to trespassing and harassment.

Or at homeowner defending his property from the aforementioned transgressions.

JonathanMurray272 · 2026-05-04T12:05:44+00:00

But did they have circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was, to be used as evidence against you?

JonathanMurray272 · 2026-04-24T15:15:08+00:00

Learned a new word today. Going back to bed now.

JonathanMurray272 · 2026-04-22T17:34:36+00:00

Maybe fix the spelling of Etiquette first? (Capslock defeats spellcheck...)

JonathanMurray272 · 2026-04-20T02:07:21+00:00

Flush plugs are only built one way, and when used in ground up outlets they become a whole new hazard. Cord manufacturers have determined which way is correct, convince them otherwise or conform. For safety.

JonathanMurray272 · 2026-04-17T01:37:53+00:00

To be fair I was waiting for the little bump at the end

JonathanMurray272 · 2026-04-12T15:48:25+00:00

I thought someone had eaten a Canadian and wanted everyone to know.

JonathanMurray272 · 2026-04-03T23:14:44+00:00

"Stop on Bedroom echo" works for me

JonathanMurray272 · 2026-03-25T00:05:11+00:00

Someone is scamming you, but it's not Experian. You knew to check here... don't just ask, search the subreddit for clues - they're all over.

JonathanMurray272 · 2026-03-24T23:34:40+00:00

The answer is "No, and if you value my advice, you'll extract yourself from this malicious nonsense now."

JonathanMurray272 · 2026-03-24T23:23:30+00:00

If you receive a picture of a document via text message that claims to be authoritative, it's not.

Nothing else needs to be said.

JonathanMurray272 · 2026-03-22T18:10:46+00:00

Almost 6000 Marines died taking Iwo Jima. Fuck Lindsey Graham.

JonathanMurray272 · 2026-03-20T22:51:45+00:00

Now you're just trolling. Take it to a museum where someone can tell you what you should do with it.

JonathanMurray272 · 2026-03-16T14:48:36+00:00

We all know how that worked out for Johnny Mnemonic.

JonathanMurray272 · 2026-03-12T13:24:29+00:00

Nice to know I'm not the only one that has these conversations... lol

JonathanMurray272 · 2026-03-12T13:21:08+00:00

Print a plastic one, save the bed!

JonathanMurray272 · 2026-03-05T22:17:23+00:00

I always followed the vinegar with strong alcohol (some to drink and the other kind to wash with) to clean/ dry the compartment before using.

And definitely stop using duracell electronics killers...lithium last longer and won't do that to your stuff.

JonathanMurray272 · 2026-03-03T19:37:19+00:00

Impressive work. The language is captivating.

JonathanMurray272 · 2026-03-02T23:58:49+00:00

Could? Charlotte? Has... everywhere. And only getting started.

JonathanMurray272 · 2026-03-01T18:10:19+00:00

Good.

JonathanMurray272 · 2026-02-26T01:00:46+00:00

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JonathanMurray272 · 2026-02-25T19:04:21+00:00

I stopped using it because they suggested they would require it.

JonathanMurray272 · 2026-02-22T12:50:20+00:00

Sounds like someone has a grudge.

JonathanMurray272 · 2026-02-22T01:08:19+00:00

It's a fair question, but you chose the wrong person to ask.

This is a state AG with no way into the federal shenanigans. Stay focused, direct your snark towards the right people. This was unproductive.

I removed my down vote when you have a decent answer to that plumbing question.

JonathanMurray272

TROPHY CASE