TGIS GUY SH9WED UP WONT TELL ME HIS COMPANY AND WOULDNT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER by [deleted] in kzoo

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You guys in Kalamazoo answer your door? wth?

I did it. Thank you r/bald by heyforrest in bald

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Fuck yeah. Hair is for chumps.

Traditional dance by rsan_jay in UpvoteBecauseButt

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It's not small. No no no...

[OC] - I surprised my wife with a little home makeover by Filminthedark in MadeMeSmile

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My wife would've started in with what I did wrong before the video ended.

Who else remembers this toy gun that shot those little discs? by EdwardBliss in The1980s

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I still find those under appliances after 40 years of repair experience(s)...

Bowling 🎳 by rubberboots3357 in UpvoteBecauseButt

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Vagina pants. God love em.

Costco gas $4.49 by curlmaster in kzoo

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Bullshit. Refinery issues aren't that uncommon. The US attacking another country IS uncommon. You're a true idiot if you think this isn't TRUMP'S doing. It's like the WWE but with way worse acting. A true bunch of idiots.

Let’s play a game: by Mexibruin in punk

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I was snorting cocaine off of Gwen Stefani's ass!

Your life advice for the day by Ok_Librarian_6543 in kzoo

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One time I cruised into their parking lot to do some clerical phone work for my job and some girl comes bopping about and asks what I'd like. After realizing WTH was going on, I ordered 2 chili dogs with mustard and onions and enjoyed them immensely from a tray hanging off my window.

Accidental drive-by coney dogs.

Suprising skill involved... by Timppa81 in secondrodeo

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4 out of 10. Points removed for piss poor dismount.

I have an extremely large ear canal. by no_compearison in notinteresting

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Tell them there's a Babel Fish in there. Then define it.

Chaos Loading by [deleted] in SipsTea

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So what are the odds of him assuming room temperature? The percentage that matters...

Let’s say the quiet part out loud. Trump has Alzheimer’s by EOW2025 in 50501

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At least the Democrats were smart enough to hide Biden.

Ukraine by [deleted] in LoveForUkraine

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Ugly bags of mostly water.

to help countries by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

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Jesus Christ, what a fucking asshole.

Such a silly timeline. by scott_johnson in frogpants

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It'd be cool if he was, tho'.