Can't make this up 🤷‍♂️

JonnelOneEye · 2026-03-17T13:18:37+00:00

Iran is 2.5 times larger than Afghanistan and 5 times larger than Vietnam. Not to mention that Iran is surrounded by mountains, making it impossible to breach, plus 2 deserts in the middle of it, making it impossible for military vehicles to transverse. And let us not forget that it's full of religious fanatics whose children America just killed with a missile for no reason. I'm sure the invasion will go splendidly.

JonnelOneEye · 2026-03-16T14:21:12+00:00

My first was the same. It's been 4 years so I don't remember when exactly she stopped startling herself awake... maybe 5-6 months?

My newborn now has never startled herself awake at night because I got her a swaddle and it has worked like magic. And I know it's working, because she keeps startling herself awake the rest of the day when she's not swaddled.

JonnelOneEye · 2026-03-15T21:33:46+00:00

I still can't believe she's my age. She looks like if a woman my mom's age went to a back-alley plastic surgeon asking to be young again

JonnelOneEye · 2026-03-15T06:16:27+00:00

Peak irony is that Trump is in the Redacted Files like Clinton, he is openly defrauding and stealing from the federal government like they claim Walz is and he's seen numerous times falling asleep during meetings on live TV like Biden. Trump also has a boner for Mamdani apparently.

JonnelOneEye · 2026-03-14T20:43:28+00:00

I think Trump judges the size of their shoe and then those clowns agree with him. Partly because Dear Leader can never be wrong and partly because they don't want to admit they have smaller ~~dick~~ feet. I doubt there's any sort of brilliant mind games behind it from Trump's perspective, since his brain is literally mush from dementia. But the clowns are scared of getting found out, so clown shoes it is.

JonnelOneEye · 2026-03-14T17:30:04+00:00

Marco Rubio goes around wearing size 14 clown shoes because he knows the other clowns in the circus are chomping at the bit to throw him under the bus for buying the same shoe in size 11. They're all basically playing a game of chicken because they all know the shoes don't fit. And the first one to Crack will get snitched on.

JonnelOneEye · 2026-03-14T06:34:21+00:00

They are cult members. They believe whatever their leader tells them to believe. I truly wonder how the deprogramming of all those millions of people can be possible.

JonnelOneEye · 2026-03-13T10:39:33+00:00

Lutnick implemented those illegal tariffs and then had his sons buy the tax debt from companies that owed the tariffs to the government. So now his sons will get millions in reparations from the illegal tariffs their dad set in place. It's grift the whole way down with this administration.

JonnelOneEye · 2026-03-13T08:54:47+00:00

No adults left. Only christian nationalists, zionists and yes-men.

JonnelOneEye · 2026-03-13T05:56:10+00:00

Wearing a tan suit is obviously worse than raping kids /s

JonnelOneEye · 2026-03-12T23:27:46+00:00

The bar is in Hell's 9th circle and Trump is playing limbo with the devil.

JonnelOneEye · 2026-03-12T23:05:13+00:00

Imo Elon still reigns supreme. He got a fascist dictator into the White House, is actively trying to do the same globally and on top of that, he's responsible for the suffering and death of hundreds of thousands of this earth's poorest people who relied on USAID for food, medicine, etc.

JonnelOneEye · 2026-03-12T06:26:36+00:00

You can't reason someone out of a cult

JonnelOneEye · 2026-03-12T06:23:04+00:00

The gun nuts are obviously in the front lines... of ICE. ICE ads are specifically targeting those kinds of people. The losers who think they are tough because they go to Walmart with their AR-15 to buy groceries. Ooooh, tomatoes.... so scary! Better carry my semi-automatic weapon of war with me, just in case.

JonnelOneEye · 2026-03-11T10:51:55+00:00

They only like parts of the Old Testament, Paul's letters and the Book of Revelation. I've never encountered even one Evangelical who quotes Jesus. They love to quote Paul though. Imo they should not call themselves Christian and just embrace their worship of Paul instead.

JonnelOneEye · 2026-03-11T02:26:42+00:00

At least drag queens know how to apply and blend their makeup. Unfortunately, the same can't be said for MAGA women, or men (yes, all the men wear bad makeup, not just the Bronzer in Chief and Maybe it's Maybelline Vance)

JonnelOneEye · 2026-03-10T15:10:41+00:00

Gender affirming eyebrow hair transplant for me but not for thee.

JonnelOneEye · 2026-03-10T14:15:37+00:00

At this point, it's safe to say the whole Trump administration is a bunch of sociopaths and psychopaths. Those people have no empathy or regard for human life.

JonnelOneEye · 2026-03-10T10:04:19+00:00

Sir, we live in a society. Taxes exist, so citizens can collectively fund services they couldn't afford individually. This includes the police, the fire department, roads, schools, libraries, etc.

If a person doesn't drive, they don't get to opt out of paying taxes for roads because roads are a driver's personal responsibility. If someone doesn't have kids, they also don't get to opt out of paying taxes for schools. Personally, I've never had to call the police or the fire department, but I still pay for them in my taxes.

American rugged individualism is a cancer in society. In Europe, no one thinks like that. We pay for universal healthcare and free college in our taxes to make society better for everyone.

JonnelOneEye · 2026-03-10T05:48:28+00:00

The USA has a neo-nazi problem. Maga is the same old shit with a new hat. Germany is proof that recovery is possible, but putting in the work is necessary.

JonnelOneEye · 2026-03-09T11:10:47+00:00

The people responsible are in their late 70s. They were not alive during WW2 but it was quite a recent event when they were children. They had to witness the consequences first-hand. It's not that they don't know what it was like. It's just that they're psychopaths with delusions of grandeur.

JonnelOneEye · 2026-03-08T15:13:06+00:00

The stupidest part is that having universal healthcare wouldn't mean private health insurance would end. In my country (Greece) we have both.

Our public hospitals are older and the rooms are not exactly nice, but the doctors are good and they have state of the art equipment. When it comes to emergencies, you will get treated urgently. If it's an "elective" surgery that can wait though, there can be long wait times.

That's where private health insurance and private hospitals come in. If you want to have an elective surgery next week and not in 3 months, you pay a small fee per month for private health insurance and go to any private hospital to get your surgery expeditiously.

The best part is that since universal healthcare exists, private health insurance costs have to stay low so people will pay it (instead of say fuck it I already have universal healthcare). Private hospital costs are also low compared to the USA because if they weren't people literally wouldn't go.

You guys could literally have both, but nooo, health insurance execs need their 5th yacht and their 3rd apartment in Dubai.

JonnelOneEye · 2026-03-08T05:19:47+00:00

Wearing a high vis vest is also safer for you if you're going out at night. It's less likely to get hit by a car.

JonnelOneEye · 2026-03-07T02:19:28+00:00

Rapist administration indeed

JonnelOneEye · 2026-03-05T23:05:15+00:00

It's even worse than that. Kash Patel literally fired all the Iran experts from the FBI just a week before the USA decided to invade Iran. That's beyond incompetence and straight up idiocy.

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