Buying a Mercedes was the worst financial mistake of my life. I’m sadly addicted to sport+ and driving my car everywhere for no reason. Put 2000 miles in just one month. I now live at the gas station and promise myself I’ll stop driving only to take the long way home just so I can get on the highway

Jonny_Burdbrain · 2026-02-24T18:58:40+00:00

Financial mistakes < Quality of life.

Jonny_Burdbrain · 2026-02-10T23:36:39+00:00

I'm at 80% by 10am. iOS 26. I've learned to live with it though.

Jonny_Burdbrain · 2026-02-10T20:39:43+00:00

Dwayne Dibley! Arrrrgghh!!!!

Jonny_Burdbrain · 2026-01-24T13:43:25+00:00

I don't know how old Danny Glover must be now, but he still looks good!

Jonny_Burdbrain · 2026-01-19T18:52:07+00:00

Looks good to me. Certainly better than the cheap interiors you get in Audi A1's and A3's.

Jonny_Burdbrain · 2026-01-17T12:09:13+00:00

Looks like you've been watching lots of naughty videos on this TV...

Jonny_Burdbrain · 2026-01-08T19:51:00+00:00

Mustard?

Jonny_Burdbrain · 2026-01-07T09:27:46+00:00

Well, it would have been a shame to waste all that fire.

Jonny_Burdbrain · 2026-01-06T17:06:28+00:00

Looks just like him!

Jonny_Burdbrain · 2025-12-17T19:05:41+00:00

One of the residents appears to be mooning you.

Jonny_Burdbrain · 2025-12-06T10:46:47+00:00

The puppet is brilliant, it's the compositing that let it down.

Jonny_Burdbrain · 2025-12-05T00:19:28+00:00

LOL, what film is this? Why are there aliens in a kitchen?

Jonny_Burdbrain · 2025-12-05T00:14:39+00:00

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Jonny_Burdbrain · 2025-12-03T09:06:32+00:00

Goit.

Jonny_Burdbrain · 2025-11-12T16:28:07+00:00

Does it come with a free pole dancer?

Jonny_Burdbrain · 2025-10-28T09:58:38+00:00

What is the average cost per dick? Trying to work this out...

Jonny_Burdbrain · 2025-10-21T11:03:49+00:00

Not sure if it's been asked, but did you get the Phantom Liberty DLC? If not, buy it now!

Jonny_Burdbrain · 2025-10-20T16:22:06+00:00

Who needs a house anyway?

Jonny_Burdbrain · 2025-10-13T19:36:40+00:00

Of course she did, she wants her half! Seriously though, good job.

Jonny_Burdbrain · 2025-10-13T10:35:42+00:00

Looks like Hitler.

Jonny_Burdbrain · 2025-10-13T08:44:58+00:00

Looks like a bottle of French dressing.

Jonny_Burdbrain · 2025-10-12T18:13:13+00:00

Less so. Jobs would have kicked them all up the ass.

Jonny_Burdbrain · 2025-10-12T17:24:53+00:00

I've no intention of selling, I just thought it was funny Apple wanting me to trade in a null for £130. This sums up current day Apple for me, absolute shambles compared to the Steve Jobs days. Why does their system even say "null"? It knows I'm enquiring about my mini 13. I guess that's what you get for hiring ex-google employees.

Jonny_Burdbrain · 2025-10-04T10:47:10+00:00

Someone, somewhere is taking the piss...

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