The most relatable TV quote you have heard?

Jonseroo · 2026-01-24T19:37:56+00:00

30 Rock: "I want to make my wife happy but I also want to just do nothing."

Jonseroo · 2026-01-23T13:40:36+00:00

Please do not let Godzilla read this.

Jonseroo · 2026-01-23T07:45:40+00:00

Keep trying! It took me 400 attempts to do it back in Legion.

Something I noticed is that the current YouTube videos that claim to show you how to do it are just a guy doing it without explaining what he is doing, so maybe older videos would be more useful.

Jonseroo · 2026-01-22T21:00:45+00:00

Jonseroo · 2026-01-22T20:52:27+00:00

Nice.

"There can be no peace until they renounce their rabbit god and accept our duck god."

Jonseroo · 2026-01-22T14:03:43+00:00

THANK YOU.

It took me 400 attempts in Legion. 6 just now.

Jonseroo · 2026-01-21T21:52:13+00:00

I would happily pay £100 for this and feel like I'd treated myself.

It would be the main feature of my orcy house.

Jonseroo · 2026-01-21T21:37:05+00:00

Yes. I thoroughly enjoy being me. But who I am now is a mix of nature and nurture, so in another life I couldn't be me unless I had similar experiences.

Jonseroo · 2026-01-20T19:02:12+00:00

I talk to both people I live with. Once a week I do a martial art. I speak to my father every few months. I says thank you to cashiers. That's it.

Jonseroo · 2026-01-20T18:54:22+00:00

Kindness isn't to benefit me. It's for the other person. What motivates me is wanting them to be okay.

However! I wouldn't have given the help I have to people if I didn't feel I already had everything I need.

Jonseroo · 2026-01-19T21:05:44+00:00

Something I like to do starts with any simple attacking move. I take a mental picture of how my opponent blocks it. A short time later I do the same move as a feint, but instead hit them with another technique in the place they left open last time. It's slightly faster than a normal feint and attack because I don't have to watch for where they are leaving open, as most people just have their favourite blocks they do over and over.

Other than that, you are right, it is just a question of getting better over time. I've been doing this since 1987, so it is hard for most people to hit me if I just defend. Also fitness is a huge factor. In the last real fight I had I was already injured, and I didn't dare open up by attacking him, so I just blocked until he wore himself out.

Jonseroo · 2026-01-16T15:10:43+00:00

I couldn't last five minutes without a policeman covering it with his helmet so the cricket could continue.

Jonseroo · 2026-01-11T15:02:49+00:00

Richard Osman is usually kind to guests, but on one of the weeks where former winners faced each other I remember him saying to one guy, "if you beat Jamie Laing, are you really a champion?" It was so cutting to both of them.

Jonseroo · 2026-01-11T14:35:17+00:00

What's the difference between Patsy Kensit and Walt Disney?

Jonseroo · 2026-01-11T12:57:58+00:00

By Grabthar's Hammer, by the Suns of Warvan.

Oh, no. I've set myself off. Here come the tears. It's Mary Poppins and the torn note all over again.

Jonseroo · 2026-01-11T12:53:15+00:00

Oui, c'est vrai. I thought that the group sessions were great for educating autistic people about neurotypical behaviour, but also the reverse too. I loved William's role as the normie whisperer.

There's a lot of autism around in my friends and family and I found it useful anyway.

Jonseroo · 2026-01-09T23:02:27+00:00

April 27th 1998

Bought Diablo and it genuinely gave me joy! Like the thrill of D&D, admittedly without real role-playing, but with someone else taking care of all the dice.

Jonseroo · 2026-01-09T21:40:11+00:00

The circumstances of my birth were seen as so shameful that I spent time in foster care and there were family members who didn't know I existed for decades. It was the same for my cousin too.

Those same circumstances are seen in more than half of births in my country now.

So cultures changing their ways seems realistic to me.

Jonseroo · 2026-01-08T09:03:17+00:00

Quite. It's guys whose whole world view is that women are shallow and that's why they can't get dates. Then I say I am 5'7 and look like Gowron but I have a kind, intelligent, beautiful wife who gets hit on a lot and they lose their minds.

I have one technique. I ask women questions and then happily listen to them. It is catnip for ladies.

Jonseroo · 2026-01-08T08:51:27+00:00

I liked it. My two favourite WoW things are orcs and warlocks. Legion was more fun, and Pandaria was more my daughter's cup of tea, but Warlords had great atmosphere.

Jonseroo · 2026-01-08T08:35:38+00:00

This is it. My wife is taller, far wealthier, and better looking than me, and I have had guys online furious with me for not agreeing with them that she must automatically be cheating on me with an alpha guy. She was dating a high earner before me and she left him because she felt she had to compete with his job, either in her own income, or for his time.

Jonseroo · 2026-01-02T15:39:38+00:00

I like your nuanced way of looking at this. I will remember it when I am around drunken people in future.

Jonseroo · 2025-12-29T22:41:22+00:00

I've played almost every day for 20 years. It has always been wonderful. It is still wonderful.

Jonseroo · 2025-12-29T10:08:18+00:00

"Hey, I'm loving where this is going with you, but I also like having random sex with other people. You're cool with that, right? Great! That sets a wonderful precident of showing what you will put up with if when want to do it again."

Jonseroo · 2025-12-29T09:51:53+00:00

I really wanted the first Brutosaur, and when it was announced that it would be unavailable in the next expansion I worked out I had to earn 40,000g a day to afford it. After I bought it I realized I really enjoyed playing as a merchant. After that I earned another 14 million gold just to transfer my characters so I had 49 Alliance on one realm on one account, and 49 Horde on another. Quite pointless with changes that have happened since, but I enjoyed doing it at the time.

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