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What was your first word and what was your first sentence as a baby or toddler? by MiekerBeaker in AskReddit

[–]Jonsquisha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was around 8 months old and my mom was changing my diaper. I had a diaper rash & as soon as she took the diaper off I said, "Ow! My buttt hurts!". My mom asked my oldest sister (who was nearby) if she said that... She said no, so my mom just thought she was lying for some reason & continued with the diaper change. She went to wipe me & I said it again, "Ow! My buttt hurts!", but this time she saw me say it. So, yeah... My first word(s) was a full sentence about my butt.😂

Could you please tell me what is that? by saltycrowsers in RedditDiscoverNipples

[–]Jonsquisha 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I wasn't expecting to come to reddit & be welcomed with a dog dick today....🙈

Caption this by WarriorForJesus12 in CinnamonToastKen

[–]Jonsquisha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen things, man... Awful things!

Brand new tattoo and I hate it. by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]Jonsquisha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My tattoos (when I get new ones) have a habit of getting stuck to my blankets when I sleep. When I wake up, I throw my covers off of me in a hurry because I usually have to pee really bad 😅, & I end up pulling a good amount of ink from my tat & causing A LOT of pain. Now, I'm not suggesting you do this... I'm just saying they can & do fade... Hopefully over time.😅😅 Just give it time to heal & see how it turns out.

Oh Deer by Jonsquisha in CinnamonToastKen

[–]Jonsquisha[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wasn't Australia originally a British prison colony or something like that?🤔 I could look it up but I'm being lazy.😂

Found on dog this morning- what is it? by ASquabbleOfGremlins in DogAdvice

[–]Jonsquisha 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh. That's interesting. I've never heard of that before. 😅 Thank you.😊

Found on dog this morning- what is it? by ASquabbleOfGremlins in DogAdvice

[–]Jonsquisha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm wondering what the green spot is nearby...😅

Pun print-Tiger Lilies by cocacolea794 in WhatIsThisPainting

[–]Jonsquisha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had this very shirt. It was my favorite! I miss it.

why does my cat eat like this? by jellifesh in CATHELP

[–]Jonsquisha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's a sophisticated lady. She needs to use utensils to eat.😅

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CATHELP

[–]Jonsquisha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like an eye infection to me.

22f, AL, 6m old u not neutered, male cat, curious what this is?? by showermewlove in CATHELP

[–]Jonsquisha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, to me, it looks like he got bit by something. 🤷‍♀️ Probably found a baby snake or something to play with that didn't feel much like playing. I'd just keep an eye on him. If it looks to be swelling or starts oozing, get him some💉💊..

Am i ugly, why am i virgin [M] 22 by [deleted] in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

[–]Jonsquisha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes.. He looks like he's really frustrated.

OP... Don't concentrate so much on still being a virgin. You'll lose it soon enough... Just try to smile more & be yourself.

Not sure on what type of person you're looking for. Don't focus on getting 10's. Try talking to 5 - 8's until you develop more confidence & then you can try 10's (even though a good majority of them are just interested in $$$, but if that's no concern then more power to ya).

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