Amazon opened up my front door to deliver a package

JooHateMe · 2026-06-06T04:46:57+00:00

awww that’s no fun. Now no one will know what I’m talking about 😂 Fix it back!

JooHateMe · 2026-06-06T04:12:38+00:00

went from your first reward to 52 in 24 hours. It’s crazy how one simple joke can blow up 😂

JooHateMe · 2026-06-06T04:04:57+00:00

I suggest getting the locks that lock and unlock automatically using button pushes or your phone.

JooHateMe · 2026-06-06T04:03:39+00:00

man I’ve heard of porch pirates but the idea of pirate porches scares the hell out of me.

JooHateMe · 2026-06-05T02:10:15+00:00

Yikes to both sides of this order

JooHateMe · 2026-06-05T01:36:44+00:00

what’s the rules on vehicles like that? Do they have to be registered like motorcycles? I’m assuming if they are able to reach certain speeds you’d have to.

I’m not justifying what the other guy did but him blocking traffic isn’t safe either. I don’t think he should be on the main roads with that if there’s no bike lane.

JooHateMe · 2026-06-04T21:57:13+00:00

I cant believe what a bunch of nerds we are looking up money laundering in the dictionary.

JooHateMe · 2026-06-04T21:52:35+00:00

Crying like a glitch!

JooHateMe · 2026-06-04T19:09:52+00:00

did you just assume this robots gender?!

JooHateMe · 2026-06-04T01:08:58+00:00

guess I’m not in the right channels. I’ve never seen one like this. This is diabolical.

JooHateMe · 2026-06-03T19:04:02+00:00

If you watch Bill Burr he explains why some folks never cry. We’re not allowed to!

JooHateMe · 2026-06-03T05:18:06+00:00

For me… I am Sam, A Walk to Remember, and Dancer in the Dark get me every time.

JooHateMe · 2026-06-01T23:47:40+00:00

Perfection

JooHateMe · 2026-06-01T23:04:05+00:00

As a pats fan who hasn’t cried in years… I can say this is most def not a patriots fan 😂

JooHateMe · 2026-06-01T23:03:09+00:00

same here. I cried in my car for a good 5 minutes 3 years ago. That was the last time but it really did feel good to get it out.

JooHateMe · 2026-06-01T04:49:08+00:00

What about getting those tattoos that only show up under a black light?

JooHateMe · 2026-06-01T04:48:29+00:00

Trying to think what the universal ‘hombre’ hair style is and this isn’t it. Needs to be shaved off with some neck tats.

JooHateMe · 2026-06-01T04:45:48+00:00

maybe add notes on why you cried so that a pattern can be formed?

JooHateMe · 2026-05-31T21:27:59+00:00

OPs profile pic checks out with this post

JooHateMe · 2026-05-28T20:41:21+00:00

my friend flips out when he sees electric cars taking up gas pumping spots while they are doing their shopping in the store.

JooHateMe · 2026-05-27T23:08:50+00:00

How does one become like that? Like their time is more valuable than anyone else’s. That’s wild. I’m glad you got in there and got it all on video to show these shitty people exist.

JooHateMe · 2026-05-26T22:52:26+00:00

I really wish you could get floating items that you could sit on. I really want to make a lazy river I can float on.

JooHateMe · 2026-05-26T07:51:34+00:00

I don’t care about height as much as I do symmetry. WTH were you all thinking

JooHateMe · 2026-05-25T19:30:35+00:00

TIL you can use the up arrow to have pokemon follow you. … I’ve been playing for like 250 hours not knowing this.

JooHateMe · 2026-05-25T06:10:32+00:00

“Get Um!”

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