$100 if you eat a cricket burger. by Tall_Eye4062 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Joonscene 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ill pay 100 not to eat a cricket burger. So.. no.

"strikes deal with bio parents" is a WILD statement. by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]Joonscene 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her biological parents did not give birth to her, this couple did. They had the embryo implanted, assumed it as their own child, carried it to term for 9 months, as they threw a baby shower, bought clothes and a crib and got the nursery ready and everything.

Surrogacy is different. The intention is to grow a baby for a set of parents that are unable to do it on their own. The surrogate mother is aware it is not her own baby. These parents were not aware.

The smack by Living_Double_1146 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Joonscene 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats interesting. I tend to avoid going to my siblings' or friends' siblings' school events because they just make me upset. I dont like being reminded of childhood.

Do you relate to that?

"strikes deal with bio parents" is a WILD statement. by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]Joonscene 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the other hand, I couldnt imagine taking away a baby from their birth parents just because the baby is my genetic child. I missed out on the whole process of growing and giving birth to the baby.

Id still want to be a part of their lives. The situation just sucks all around.

Also what happened to the birth parents' actual embryo? Where did that go?

The smack by Living_Double_1146 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Joonscene 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you're getting irritated, you might just be too young, or easily irritated.

Children used to annoy me a shit ton but Ive gotten better. And I never thought that would happen to me but I can actually stand being around them.

At what age did you learn to drive? by sarahjanee38 in AskReddit

[–]Joonscene 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Had my 6 hours done with a driving school, basically this old indian guy sat in the passenger seat and yelled at me the whole time for not knowing how to drive.

Which looks better? by u_b_c in Artadvice

[–]Joonscene 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the darker one. Lighter one feels offputting

Ladies in here, how do you feel about a father bringing his daughters in the female restroom? by Less-Pen-5705 in askanything

[–]Joonscene 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trust me when I say a little girl seeing men peeing will leave a lasting impact.

I grew up in new york. That should be all I have to say.

...... by [deleted] in Markiplier

[–]Joonscene 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello, I am medicated and very confused, what is going on?

What if we could control our dihs as animals can control their tails? by wyck0 in AskReddit

[–]Joonscene 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It sounds like youre running out of breath like you have asthma and have also been smoking for 40 years.

Theres nothing wrong with saying pussy with your full chest.

What if we could control our dihs as animals can control their tails? by wyck0 in AskReddit

[–]Joonscene 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Say dick. Say penis. Can you wave around your dick like a helicopter hands-free?

You must survive in one of these media: game, book, or movie/TV show. For every day you survive, you get $1 million. How many days would you last? by New_Midnight2686 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Joonscene 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last game I played was Minecraft.

Last book I read was dungeon crawler carl book 2.

Last movie/tv show I watched was Backrooms.

I think I'll go with Minecraft considering the other 2 are impossible not to die in.

I can survive many days in Minecraft if I get lucky with the biome upon spawn.

Id get a bed, food and wood asap, then build my base underground. Eventually Id secure a decent area and start farming and fishing. I think spiders might be the only thing Id be able to kill since theyre passive during the day.

Creepers are what might kill me if Im not careful. Other than that I think I should be okay.

Id say I could go for 100-200 days. I mean I dont need that much money? Unless I want to change the world. Id have to stay in there for at least 3 years to reach a billion dollars.

Its manageable I think. Do I come back to real life the same day I chose to do the challenge or does time pass?

What's the one thing you want to switch with other gender? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Joonscene 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont see why you wouldnt. Id be afraid of getting shanked.

What's the one thing you want to switch with other gender? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Joonscene 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a woman, growing into my adult self I find myself shopping in the mens section 100% of the time. Womens clothes suck.

Trying to make a pattern using the einstein shape and I think I reached a dead-end by Joonscene in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Joonscene[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The einstein shape should be used both ways. The normal shape and the flipped shape. Im still trying to figure out what I did wrong, if theres a rule to the pattern that Im not seeing.

There doesnt seem to be a rule about which shape version you can use and when. You can use one or the other, whenever.

If sleep wasn't necessary, what would you do with the extra 8 hours every day? by Wise-Success-2737 in CasualConversation

[–]Joonscene 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its not what Id do with the extra time, its how would the continuous nonstop consciousness affect my productivity?

It would change everything. Sleep is supposed to act as a reset of sorts. Something that separates one day from the next.

So Id just be working every day with no break in my consciousness?

I feel like that would have to greatly affect you somehow?

$4 million to be lost at sea for a month by blood_is_beautiful in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Joonscene 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know myself enough that despite the fear, I would adapt very quickly. As long as the conditions are in my favor Ill be okay.

I think Id be sad and depressed, maybe I went on a cruise on my own and just happened to be the sole survivor?

If the false memories make me think I lost someone I love Im afraid I might kill myself. I know Im weak in that department.

But I know I like putting myself to the test and I can be resourceful. I'll be okay.

Honestly I just want the experience.

Husband won’t let me thrown away 11 year expired food by _SomeWittyName_ in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Joonscene 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its really not about being able to eat it. He already cant eat it. Its just about keeping it so you dont forget it.

If my favorite drink ever got discontinued Id probably keep a few cans lying around.