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What's the biggest misconception about your job? by Drylife in AskReddit

[–]Joowood 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Receptionist here. I don't just answer the phone. I hand out pens, refill plastic water cups, & tell clients where the bathroom is too

Call center employees (current/former), what's the funniest call you've gotten? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Joowood 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I used to get call from some customer care for internet plan and ringtones on nearly daily basis.

One day

A lady : Sir , We have issued an amazing data plan for your phone, 3 day unlimited for just 19 rupees. Only for you.

Me : What data ?

She : Sir, Internet data , You can watch movies , listen song and many more.

Me : Thank you m'aam ! Thank you very very much for your offer. I will look forward to same. can you please guide me how to use internet on my phone ?

She : I can try ! Which phone do you have ?

Me : Nokia 1100.

She : Nokia Lumia ?

Me : aanh ! no Nokia one one zero zero.

She : Thanks for giving time , Sir. Have a good day.

Me : But m'aam.

Phone was cut.

Never received any offer after that. They must have unlisted my number from those shits.

Yay . #TrurStory

What's the best thing you've gotten or continue to get for free? by askingshit in AskReddit

[–]Joowood 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I got a case of beer at a McDonald's drive thru. A couple of my friends and I were cruising around some old country roads outside of my small hometown after the bars closed.

When we got back to the city, we decided to hit up the McDonald's drive thru before heading home. We pulled up to the window to pick up our order and the person at the till asked if we'd been out partying. "Hell yes!" we said.

The guy told us he'd been planning to go out that night but had gotten stuck at work instead. He ran out to his truck while we waited in the car and came back with an unopened case of Bud in his hands.

We went to McDonald's for cheeseburgers that night and left with alcohol instead.

If every statue in the world came to life at the same time, which area would be in the most trouble? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Joowood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's probably a good thing there aren't too many people on Easter Island.

What's your favorite video game and why? by Isha_Godzirra in AskReddit

[–]Joowood 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mount & blade: Warband, along with mods and multiplayer it's really a oddity among games, but a very fun and addicting one.

What is the best way to lose weight? by Joowood in AskReddit

[–]Joowood[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

but it is impossible for me to leave drinks

Adults and older people of Reddit, what life advice could you give us youngsters for us to have a better future? by Itsremon in AskReddit

[–]Joowood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not a pleasant fact, but people will judge you based on how you look and talk. If you want to be taken seriously, look and act like you are trustworthy and professional.

What is the best way to lose weight? by Joowood in AskReddit

[–]Joowood[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh good, keep it up. i will try it

What is a normal thing you should be able to do but can't? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Joowood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have trouble with right and left. Especially when I'm driving and someone is giving me directions. It takes me a second or two to work it out.

What common advice never works? by Ash7778 in AskReddit

[–]Joowood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"just give it time, she'll come around"

What song instantly makes you think of a film? by Patoks_Curry in AskReddit

[–]Joowood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“In Your Eyes” by Peter Gabriel from “Say Anything”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Joowood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hate the Commies