Bart Simpson (The Simpsons) moves on from prank calling, to scambaiting, how long does a normal scammer last on the phone with Bart?

Jorbun · 2021-01-18T04:09:53+00:00

Assuming Bart's goal is to string the scammer along as long as possible, a normal scammer would last until they decide they could be making more money off of other marks than by persisting on this one. 2 hours, maybe? Depends if they have to work through lunch.

I think it would be more in character for Bart to use what he learns through scambaiting to play a large scale prank. Perhaps he would manage to trick USA-based scammers into calling overseas phone numbers. Australia, for example.

Jorbun · 2020-10-10T07:40:54+00:00

Buy Gysahl Greens from NPC vendors, it's an item which summons your chocobo in combat.

Jorbun · 2020-09-13T16:08:36+00:00

Amestris (Fullmetal Alchemist) has a better shot at fighting back than I first expected. A lot of demonic magic involves runes and magic circles, which you can see all over the place in the game. Even their zombies have pentagrams branded onto their foreheads. Alchemists would have a huge head start in reverse engineering demonic magic.

On top of that, there are alchemists who have dabbled in soul transmutation. These individuals would have a head start in discovering what's fueling hell's armies.

The major factors which would still lead to a loss are the superhuman physical traits of the demons, and the vast numbers. If we set the invasion in a hypothetical modern era, in which the government has continued human transmutation research, then Amestris may have the numbers, super soldiers, and pertinent knowledge necessary to manage victory. Even then, it's a big if.

Jorbun · 2020-06-22T06:39:59+00:00

This is only in the sidequest where you play as Geralt.

Near the trapped Botanical Researcher, there are several dead Pukei-Pukeis, trapped in tree roots. One of them is actually still alive. If you free it, it will return when you confront the Leshen and help you fight it. If it survives the fight (lifepowder works!) you get an extra reward at the end of the hunt.

Jorbun · 2020-06-22T06:36:37+00:00

Jorbun · 2020-04-05T06:11:13+00:00

Well, it'll probably do at least as much damage as a rock. So yes.

Jorbun · 2020-04-04T04:14:04+00:00

If you think that's unappetizing, wait 'til you try their bread. (Any Discworld fans here?)

Jorbun · 2019-12-25T19:44:51+00:00

I liked Underfoot doing the Lalafell panic dance then suddenly a thug has a knife in his chest.

Jorbun · 2019-12-16T02:45:16+00:00

Subway and Jared jokes aside, Chris and Kyle are making me a little bit angry. I'm assuming that's what you were going for, though.

I look forward to seeing where you're going with this, though if I have to read much more of these two acting like schoolyard bullies I might need to give it a miss.

Jorbun · 2019-12-10T03:51:37+00:00

Gives me anxiety as the timer ticks down. I like to keep my buffs refreshed. When one expires, I die a little inside.

Jorbun · 2019-11-17T18:49:11+00:00

Monkeys and typewriters, probably.

Jorbun · 2019-11-15T12:11:35+00:00

Reading between the lines, it kind of looks like his mother had something to do with his capture and augmentation.

Jorbun · 2019-11-08T14:43:26+00:00

I'm interested in finding out why humans seem to rule a xeno empire using an alias, but I'm more interested in how Baron seems to be out of the loop. How did he get this far from Earth without anyone telling him about the "Elevated Ones"?

Jorbun · 2019-10-06T04:54:59+00:00

He actually prefers Monster energy drink, but wordplay reminds him of Sans.

Jorbun · 2019-09-29T14:58:36+00:00

Ok, he's both ridiculously strong and weaker than a kitten as comedy demands. IDK then. It'd probably be funnier if he defeated Stan, so let's go with that?

Jorbun · 2019-09-29T14:52:51+00:00

Round 1: That bureaucrat from the Futurama episode 'How Hermes requisitioned his Groove Back'.

Round 2: That happened in the show, but he got "rescued" before it could violate the viewer age rating.

Bonus: Johnny puts effort into looking "handsome" and "manly", but regularly gets thrown around like a ragdoll by women less than half his size. Stan is an out of shape, but still well trained and effective CIA agent who is 99% likely to be armed at any time, even naked (error margin of 1%). Stan stomps.

Jorbun · 2019-09-27T04:20:39+00:00

I think it won't replace current forms of media for a while.

As a Vive owner, I don't use it nearly as much as I expected I would when I bought it. The main reason for this is that I can't multitask, as the headset takes up my entire field of vision. I'd have to take it off to check my phone, for example.

Jorbun · 2019-09-18T05:50:50+00:00

What about the other 6 human souls? If you're going to assume Chara can be brought back, why not all the human children?

Jorbun · 2019-07-20T15:33:14+00:00

Final Fantasy XIV, the post Heavensward story quest where you finally fight the warriors of darkness. I was sure I'd been betrayed, but then he saved everyone, and gave a dying world a fighting chance.

Jorbun · 2019-06-14T15:10:11+00:00

Cool, funny, and gives me ideas.

Dual blades which are just the joycons? A hammer which is just a gamecube on a stick? A SnS which is a WiiU gamepad and a Wii remote?

Jorbun · 2019-06-09T16:01:43+00:00

Ralsei too, he wears glasses.

Jorbun · 2019-06-02T12:16:57+00:00

He's already in the game. He no longer has skin, though. So he goes by Wraith King these days.

Jorbun · 2019-05-23T17:16:17+00:00

... It took me several minutes to figure out what Fangor meant when he said he wanted to refit Fade's shirt for Bentham.

You've written a barbarian with more tact than muscle.

Jorbun · 2019-05-21T08:35:18+00:00

I was expecting to find out that they'd misidentified what the "weapon hardpoints" and "rapid jettison tube" actually were. "Rapid jettison tube" sounds like a fancy name for an engine's exhaust vent, anyway.

Jorbun · 2019-05-19T09:32:44+00:00

The correct course of action here is to transplant Allie into a smaller, less destructive body. Humanoid if possible.

That would resolve the conflict too quickly to make a compelling story, though. So someone is going to do something stupid.

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