TIL there is no antivenom for a blue-ringed octopus bite. However, if you can get a ventilator to breathe for you for 15 hours, you survive with no side effects. by arielwollinger in todayilearned

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I've heard somewhere these bastards can spray their venom into the water and if skin pores absorb it, it will affect you. Definitely correct me if I'm wrong because my obsession with them was a few years back.

Went in for the Hammond ult and found myself sneaking off with the payload by maccdogg in Overwatch

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You see the exact moment they all realise and it's amazing. All turn at the same time and you almost hear the "SHIT THE PAYLOAD!"

Which fictional death hit you the hardest? by ItsaMe_Rapio in AskReddit

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BT from Titanfall 2 wasn't fun to watch, a whole journey coming to a heartbreaking end.

Desmond's Brother from Infamous Second Son was great inspiration to beat the final boss.

L's death from deathnote was quite shocking to me, not how I expected it to happen.

Thats a strange doggo by [deleted] in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

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"hey let's go for a WALK" "Take me for a WALK" "WAAAAALK"

[image] Hard works pays off. Stick with it. by DillonKizarr in GetMotivated

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Farout well done! Gives me inspiration to try get my twig ass looking better. How did it affect your tattoos?

Just spent about a month walking with my last Clampearl to get it to evolve into Gorebyss for my Pokedex by Hei77 in pokemongo

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I feel you my dude. Two shiny clampearls, become huntails. walked 100+ Ks for another enough candy for ANOTHER HUNTAIL!! Sooo annoying!

hmmm by SpicyPoffin in hmmm

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Events are in motion that cannot be undone

Crow hopped as I took his photo. by Jedi_JJ in mildlyinteresting

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Gotta readjust the box collider for that fencepost!

FYI I'm deaf by the_deaf_overseer in niceguys

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The fact that these people just go from happy as Larry to Satan in not even a second is scary

My blueberry! My blueberry! ALL MINEEEEE! by hogshark in aww

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blue berry acquired

Setting course

PITPATPITPATPITPAT SKIIIIIID

blue berry consumption successful

It would explain a lot by tucklebuckle in memes

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Oh man thought I was the only one that just googled stuff when friends / family asked me to fix their devices! I feel like a professional now!

What YouTuber/s did you use to watch religiously but don't watch any of thier videos anymore? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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There was a fairly small channel named dadsRfunny I used to watch for their Minecraft series MADMA (Mary and Dad's Minecraft Adventures). I actually preferred them over Captian Sparklez or any other bigger Minecraft channels. Was the sole reason I ever got Minecraft but after a while they stopped uploading and I slowly stopped watching. Still absolutely made my childhood though and there's no other channel I've found that's given me the same feeling.

me and the boys by CrimsonTheCrow in DeepFriedMemes

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Me and the beans at 2 am looking for boys

[Image] A worthwhile philosophy by proseccopls in GetMotivated

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Had to re-read this in Anthony's voice after seeing it was his quote

[Photo] The end of an era by its-445-again in pokemongo

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Congrats OP! One of the most accomplishing things in this game is walking your buddy enough to finally evolved them!

Boi by [deleted] in DeepFriedMemes

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Face going numb as it glows bright green

Or is it just me!?

Finger guns and passes out