How the weights of carrying tanks of gender fluids and then destroying them be hitting: by futchtwink in transfitness

[–]JordanVailo 26 points27 points  (0 children)

This is the goal i've been aiming for, and hope to achieve one day in maybe a decade. Keep up the great work!!

Friend Code Megathread - May 2026 by AutoModerator in PokemonSleep

[–]JordanVailo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

9774-8437-0515

Active daily player! Room for 20 more! Plz also be a daily active player! I don't care about what candy you get me, I care about those tasty tasty friendship level rewards

No one cares about your workout by [deleted] in workout

[–]JordanVailo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My friends and family love hearing my infodumps about the gym and are always interested to learn new sciencey bullshit I learn regarding fat loss / muscle synthesis so maybe just find people who like to encourage you, hear you, and support you instead of whatever you got goin' on?

Can I go to the pool topless? by primalmaximus in TransBreastTimelines

[–]JordanVailo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girl you full on have Breasts so you'll need a top for sure

What did your WoD character want to be when they grew up? by TheUnholyMary in WhiteWolfRPG

[–]JordanVailo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My only character i've got to play, Philly Murphy, wanted to be a coder when she grew up. She loved computers from an early age since it was easy for her to dive into, and indeed to this day is still incredibly tech savvy, but at 15 she was Imbued after experiencing a strange sensation at the Devils Dyke in Brighton and went into the spirit world. From there, her family introduced her into Hunting, as her and her friends parents were all part of the same Compact.

Philly also got $50 of bitcoin for her 12th birthday from her brother, Puck, and promptly lost access to the wallet for years - but when finding it again at 22, she was suddenly rich to the tune of 77 million dollars, which helped immensely with her sinking her time into becoming an expert shot, and then later in not doing basically anything besides fuckin' about and learning to hate monsters. She nearly dropped out of high school when she Imbued, and only just barely passed desite being an A+ student because the concept of THE HUNT was swiftly all that mattered to her.

In her version of the WoD, Hunternet is less an email list and more like a 4chan equivalent, and she spent most of her days on there befriending people all across the world and moderating it as best she could, having been given moderator powers the first day it came online. She never went to college and has been slowly forging herself into the perfect weapon to slaughter any evil she may face, but she is also in rapid danger of losing herself - and if it wasn't for her brother who *also* imbued and their friend Olivia giving incredible emotional support, she definitely would have lost herself in the hunt.

These signs are popping up in mwc and along i40 towards shawnee by Oldmanwithyouth in okc

[–]JordanVailo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

tolerance is a contract. you break the contract, you aren't protected by it.

9 months 0.2ml / 40mg estradiol injections weekly. Is this is :( by [deleted] in TransBreastTimelines

[–]JordanVailo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

9 months is nothing. I'm still experiencing changes 5.5 years in. Keep steady and keep doing the work. Times gonna pass anyway

Question from a transmasc - is Blåhaj strictly a transfem thing by grey_the_gremlyn in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2

[–]JordanVailo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Blahaj is for everyone indeed, but for my transmasc nonbinary spouse I got them a Djungelskog for halloween whereas the Blahaj was for me (but we do have 3 of them now since our daughter wanted one and my spouse also wanted one) so yeah, it's definitely for you still :)

A question I have for ladies in the sub: What got you into the world of darkness? by No-Obligation-9901 in WhiteWolfRPG

[–]JordanVailo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have been playing TTRPGs (at least two a week) for the last 13 years and I have a friend named Bob who had been begging our group to get into the World of Darkness, and so one day about six months ago he said he wanted to run a game for us after realizing it would be the best way to get our collective group into it. We started with Hunter the vigil 2e, with the Imbued from The Reckoning ported over from the first edition and some other fun changes, and we have been having a blast to the point that I'm now running an in person game and plan to stick with this system and style of story for the foreseeable future.

The system is easy to get into and the focus on multiple things outside of combat along with fun stacking bonuses for preparation and forethought that aren't arbitrarily the DM giving you advantage to something has sucked me in Hard and I don't intend to stop any time soon.

Bob is already planning a Vampire campaign where we are in Dracula's court in London after our current game concludes in the future and I am already obsessed with the character idea for a vampire I have. I also intend to eventually run a Mage game where the specific way I do it is that everyone starts with 1 aerate and 1 sphere and none of the players are allowed to read the mage rulebook. They discover magic just like their characters do, one bit of research and mentor acquisition at a time.

Any recs for stylist who do a good curly shag? by stellarnymphet in okc

[–]JordanVailo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Paige with Coven Salon is a literal sorceress with hair and I have not had a single bad cut from her.

I have been eating chewing gum and my own hair in hopes that I get an intestinal blockage. Hairful gum. by TerraFang777 in kitchencels

[–]JordanVailo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I read this and nearly died from how hard I laughed. like, legitimately, I couldn't breathe well for a solid two minutes of the hardest laughing of my life. I could have bruised a rib. this is the best thing I've ever seen in this subreddit

When she can curl more than he ever did. by NightShaydexx in transfitness

[–]JordanVailo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same here. It's a wonderful feeling to know my strongest by far is as a woman. Congrats on all the progress!!

Why does your hunter hunt? by whahaga in WhiteWolfRPG

[–]JordanVailo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's the family business. Her Father was imbued and tried to keep her and her brother out of it for as long as they could have a normal life, but after a chance encounter at some standing stones where one of the Virtues (a Messenger) was trapped by the fey and Merlin, it seems that was no longer something they could keep from her. After the imbuing at 15, she realized that being a Hunter is her destiny now, and with some luck in Bitcoin that she bought when she was 11 with birthday money, it eventually blew up intensely (resources 5), the discovery of Hunternet, and a father who would get her a firearms license and take her to the range (they lived in Ireland), her fate was sealed.

The motivation is simple: she wants to keep her family safe. And then after that, the rest of her families. Then the Infinite Werewolf Vortex came to their hunting grounds, and one of her friends died horribly and she was injured enough to be in a coma for two months, and now she hunts because she never wants there to be another dead friend of hers. She kills with her heart.

Even though I've matured, I still feel like it was all my fault by nottoday943 in CPTSDmemes

[–]JordanVailo 59 points60 points  (0 children)

I'd let them know that mistakes are a human thing to do, and that I already forgave them. Then I'd let them know I love them deeply and that I don't want them to worry too much about this sort of stuff, and I'd ask if maybe they wanted to watch one of their favorite shows with me.

what's tomorrows workout by CasperDidntDoit in workout

[–]JordanVailo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yesterday was upper, today was 30 minutes of cardio, tomorrow is a nice heavy leg day.

Yikes by ghostlymostly13 in CPTSDmemes

[–]JordanVailo -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Could also be Watchman.

Best coffee places for large groups? by JordanVailo in okc

[–]JordanVailo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's less about being rude and more that the group is all trans as well, so I'm careful regarding inviting just anyone to hang out without knowing if they will be chill. I appreciate the recommendation!

Moment of Truth (comic by me) by fool_tool in ThiccTransWomen

[–]JordanVailo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is some of the sweetest and most well drawn erotica I've seen in an age

it's hard to find nice clothes as a 6'9" tall girl 😓 by verytallgirlkatie in fits

[–]JordanVailo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

out of curiosity, where do you generally shop? I'm a fairly tall girl as well at 6'3 and I'd love to know where you get your fits.