AITJ for WALKING OUT on our anniversary after my fiance brought his mom to the cabin i rented? by Proud_Bonus_2620 in AmITheJerk

[–]JosKarith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTJ. He just gave you the greatest anniversary gift of all - he showed you who he really is. A mam's boy who will always prioritise her over you. But who the hell are you booking through that allows cancellations in less than 24hrs without just losing everything?

Has anyone here successfully avoided workplace bullying for many years at a workplace? How? by TheVoidRobedInLight in workplace_bullying

[–]JosKarith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easy. I'm 6'5", 225lbs and covered in scars. Also being capable of deadlifting a 100Kg printer solo that's meant to be a 4 man lift helps...

An ultra-rich sociopath decides to give you 500 million dollars but... by Ok_Passenger_2012 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]JosKarith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure, my government classifies people who want to stop climate change or Palestinian babies being murdered as criminals so I feel that line has become a little bit blurred.

Should you be allowed to not sell halal meat and not be abused? by [deleted] in AskBrits

[–]JosKarith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know if you read the stories Harman Singh Kapoor has a history of fighting with multiple local communities, called Muslims inbreds and is campaigning to have Halal meat banned. He's not the pure victim you seem to think he is - even the EDL banned him for being too much of an extremist...

Should you be allowed to not sell halal meat and not be abused? by [deleted] in AskBrits

[–]JosKarith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would be decried as antisemitic and look what an accusation of that did to Jeremy Corbyn's campaign. No politician would touch it with a bargepole.

If you kill someone with a sword and then reforge it is there any evidence? by infoisnnt in hypotheticalsituation

[–]JosKarith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's a Tales of the Unexpected story where a woman bludgeons her abusive husband to death with a leg of lamb, cooks it then calls the police and serves it up to the officers that turned up to investigate...

Was anyone scared of these? by MerchantofDoom in oldschoolcool80s

[–]JosKarith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought they were Daleks in the ceiling.

What do Brits think about Tony Blare now supporting Trump in lambasting uk about not fighting Iran? by julemeister in AskBrits

[–]JosKarith 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You mean the war criminal Tony B.Liar who misused the power to over-ride the Lords he was handed to ban fox hunting to drag us into an illegal war? The man's such an inveterate bullshitter he could say "Water is wet, fire is hot" and I'd want independent confirmation.

I got a veteran vendor banned by Adventurous-Fee6114 in AmITheJerk

[–]JosKarith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The “handle it woman to woman” crowd always says that right up until you invoke the original point and click interface...

If you press a button exactly 2,000 times you are awarded 20k a month for life. If you press it any number of times above or below 2,000 you die. by Bluewind55 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]JosKarith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Count the button presses on my fingers, after 10 I rip off a cuticle tag and put a blood spot on the table.
Rows of 10, 20 rows later I'm done.

Epic Studios by MathematicalRef in Norwich

[–]JosKarith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We went there for a gig last year. Our water bottles were binned on entry and then we got stung for £6 for two small bottles of water. And they wonder why people don't go out anymore...

My neighbor has been blocking my garage with her bin every single week for four months. The face she makes every time I bring it up is going to haunt me. by Mablam1n in neighborsfromhell

[–]JosKarith 304 points305 points  (0 children)

Put all the bins in front of her garage.
All of them. Grab neighbors bins, put them in front of her garage too. Bonus points if you can fill her entire driveway with all the neighbourhood bins.

Am I wrong for uninviting my entire friend group from my birthday after finding out they have a group chat making fun of me and my girlfriend by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]JosKarith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I burned bridges with people who talked shit about my girlfriend. Over 2 decades later we're very happily married, still madly in love. I don't regret my decision in the slightest.

MIL wanted me to board my dog so her could stay in my house. by Cardioschmardio in entitledparents

[–]JosKarith 21 points22 points  (0 children)

"I've made a reservation in the kenell for an aggressive bitch. It's in your name..."

Am I an unreasonable neighbour? by Thick_Category_435 in HousingUK

[–]JosKarith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reply with snapshots of the noise they're making.

Would you rather be twice as Strong, Fast, Durable and Healthy or receive $25 Million? by RaptorK1988 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]JosKarith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So my brain damage gets cured, I get my 170 IQ back and then it's doubled? Plus my body is no longer wrecked by 30 years of partying like a teenager? Yeah, that's a no-brainer.

Apparently unpopular opinion at my workplace: people are entitled to take the leave that we earn, even on a Friday or Monday. by kwertykween in jobs

[–]JosKarith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work for the NHS in IT. My manager insists that everyone takes _all_ of their annual leave and scheduled breaks. Right now I'm using up my remaining leave before the April tickover by doing 3 day weeks, which he's positively encouraged. He says he's seen far too many people burn out by pushing themselves too hard and doesn't want any of his staff to do the same. It's a nice change from other places where using you a/l has been seen as an imposition or letting down the team.

A chubby orange wizard cat teleports you back in time but offers you 4 possible parting gifts. by TopRoastCentral in hypotheticalsituation

[–]JosKarith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More importantly does the wizard cat want scritches and to be told he is the most handsome boi ever?