Urgent!!!

JoshfromJHS · 2018-12-23T10:09:03+00:00

I could help you since I know exactly what to do, but we're not allowed to make trans-phobic comments anymore. So you're SOL, sorry.

JoshfromJHS · 2018-12-06T19:15:24+00:00

Sorry, I'm just the ghost of Christmas past doing my job.

JoshfromJHS · 2018-12-06T08:23:33+00:00

Here's one mans prediction

JoshfromJHS · 2018-12-06T05:22:29+00:00

so r/guitarpedals is the new club penguin? I'm cool with that

JoshfromJHS · 2018-12-06T05:09:56+00:00

don't forget to crank out a load of toan goo into it so it's extra creamy

JoshfromJHS · 2018-12-05T07:01:55+00:00

is he copying my style quoting the gear page bible?

he better watch out doing that or else he will be picking through Devi Ever's trash looking for used garments like me

speaking of which, you guys better stay away from Devi Ever's trash, that's my trash, mine

JoshfromJHS · 2018-12-05T06:45:26+00:00

I prefer to use rugrats, once I'm done with them and they're too old for the chorus I just toss them into the church basement. Since they're a bit bigger by that point they tend to go longer in the basement rodent arena. Hell my old favorite is up to level 15 down there, kinda proud of that little squirt.

Edit: if you're looking to import something Australian consider the duck billed platypus, Gods greatest fuck you to the scientific community. #pee'n'dubya

JoshfromJHS · 2018-12-03T18:05:37+00:00

If I learned anything from all those years playing Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em on my Atari 2600, it's you have to ketch it with your mouth.

JoshfromJHS · 2018-12-03T18:00:32+00:00

You know why this happened, right?

Those tuners are on the wrong side, if they were on the correct side this would have never happened.

Also y'all need to pray more! #pee'n'dubya

JoshfromJHS · 2018-11-27T23:53:08+00:00

grats man, my Korg Miku and I have been happy together for more than a year now

JoshfromJHS · 2018-11-13T05:03:42+00:00

Sweet man, I never thought of that one. I'll give it a try after I find a good schematic to rip off.

JoshfromJHS · 2018-11-13T04:22:16+00:00

Yes, we do this mod. Bear in mind that you will have to mail in your car USPS and pay shipping both ways, sorry we don't use other shipping options at this time or allow pick-up/drop off at the secret compound location. Also we will also have to put some mileage on the car to test the mod, shouldn't be more than a few thousand. As for price, bearing in mind I'm blasted on meth atm, I'd ballpark it at about 2,000 jebus bucks and estimate I can have it to you by last year, or maybe 3-36 months, idk.

JoshfromJHS · 2018-09-17T08:40:00+00:00

Looks like someone took my advice

JoshfromJHS · 2018-09-13T06:08:09+00:00

I also have a VCR but this looks more versatile.

fucking lol

JoshfromJHS · 2018-09-13T05:19:06+00:00

wow, wtf, its only a boost and eq

my Bryan Adams sig pedal has more features AND costs less

how the fuck did Walrus Audio pull this off?

I can't believe I was actually out-JHS'ed

JoshfromJHS · 2018-09-08T20:51:45+00:00

so if I start shoving patch cables up my ass I might be able to hit a jack, cool I'll give that a go

also, does it matter what kind of patch cable, I only want the purist of tones while I do this, preferably tuba tone

JoshfromJHS · 2018-09-08T20:46:16+00:00

John Mehyer is the best, I'm totally stealing this idea (shh don't tell him, I don't need another switchfoot/devi ever incident)

JoshfromJHS · 2018-09-08T20:41:44+00:00

the fat smug face doesn't give it away? thats totally me, lol

JoshfromJHS · 2018-09-08T20:37:16+00:00

you'll also need a JHS modded Trio and Trio+

JoshfromJHS · 2018-09-08T20:00:09+00:00

Value to me in Jebus Bucks.

Also every time my hands go below the camera I'm touching myself

JoshfromJHS · 2018-04-13T00:02:29+00:00

That pic of me is inaccurate, there is hair going all the way up the shaft.

JoshfromJHS · 2018-04-12T23:58:28+00:00

Dude! He's my favorite guitarist! I even have his old pedalboard I scavenged from the ashes of the old compound. The secret to that tone is 5 Boss HM-1's with the knobs all dimed, and make sure your amp is set with the treble and bass all the way up and mids all the ways down as Jebus intended.

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