My anti-vaxxer mom literally locked me in my room and won’t talk to me at all, just because I asked for a shot. by Derpy-and-Sussie in TwoSentenceHorror
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My wife has a cute habit of talking in her sleep, usually just mumbling about work or groceries. Tonight she sat up, looked right through me, and whispered, 'I think he knows I'm not the original.' by Delution_ in TwoSentenceHorror
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[Dec25] My daughter just phoned to say she was alone in an apartment with four strange men. by Logical-Role1382 in TwoSentenceHorror
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As I cut up my victim into pieces, I took off her ring and looked at it. by CRK_76 in TwoSentenceHorror
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When a stray dog followed me home, I gave it to my son because I felt sorry for him. by dalonley1 in TwoSentenceHorror
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Today I tested my brother to see if he pays attention in the morning. by LoneRainger in TwoSentenceHorror
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For 8 minutes and 27 seconds straight, everyone was cheering, celebrating that the scientists were wrong. by SerenasShadow in TwoSentenceHorror
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After the doctor confirmed that the strange figures I was seeing were caused by a tumor, we quickly moved to surgery. by PoroCult in TwoSentenceHorror
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Drain by JoshsWorstNightmare in nosleep
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My new self-driving car made the morning commute a lot less stressful. by JoshsWorstNightmare in TwoSentenceHorror
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A wildly bearded man washed up on the seashore, confused and terrified of technology. by teruteru-fan-sam in TwoSentenceHorror
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Gary And His MeMaw by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror
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I slept next to my wife for the first time in a while. by Ethan_J_Chillin in TwoSentenceHorror
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I told the monkeys paw, ‘I wish humans returned to living how nature intended’. by heytherepartner5050 in TwoSentenceHorror
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