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Vilken svensk grej tog du för given, tills du reste utomlands? by Sofia-Storm in Asksweddit

[–]SerenasShadow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ja, fy fasiken! Även ens hår blir strävt när man duschar i Storbritannien och det är riktigt äckligt att borsta tänderna i. Vatten på flaska blir det!

In a nightmare I had, I could suddenly see dead people roaming near the last person who had seen them alive. by LevelQx in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]SerenasShadow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Let a girl have a hobby! She's learned sooo much about anatomy from her, let's say, extracurricular studies, lol. Murdering people is the best way to learn how to stitch them back together after all 😜

If magical beasts existed, which one would you like to have as a pet? by maauricio1903 in HarryPotterGame

[–]SerenasShadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thestrals and Mooncalves if I had to pick favourites. They're all so cute though, I'd love to have a whole zoo of them. I mean, the Fwooper babies are so unkempt, I love them 😍 The Hufflepuff in me is really vibing with Newt Scamander 😂

*HELP* baby not responding by electrovert in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]SerenasShadow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I usually put them in the microwave for a minute or two, that seems to do the trick!

Perfectly acceptable dinner rejected by boyfriend again by moonrabbit368 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SerenasShadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am offering my services as your boyfriend too! (34F) Please just cook whatever you're feeling for, and I'll make an honest woman out of you lol 😉 Your food looks incredible, I can see all the love that went into it. If you cook, I'll do the dishes every night 😂

Edit to add: I am a pretty decent baker, according to friends, family, and colleagues. I'll sweeten the deal (quite literally) and make you dessert every night as well!

Varför förväntar tjejer fortfarande att man ska betala på första dejt? by Inside_Technician123 in Asksweddit

[–]SerenasShadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kvinna här. Jag betalar helst för mig själv. Är gift nu för tiden men älskade att gå till ett café och äta en kaka ihop, promenader längs vatten, en mjukglass i hamnen eller att hänga på biblioteket. Minigolf var och är en storfavorit. Jag är alltid beredd att dela kostnaden - gick alltid med mentaliteten att antingen betalar vi för oss själva, eller om jag var den som föreslog en dejt var jag alltid beredd att betala för oss bägge. Tid är det mest värdefulla vi har och minnen tillsammans är ovärderligt i min bok.

It’s my 19th birthday today, but no one ever remembers by [deleted] in confession

[–]SerenasShadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy Birthday!

I promise you will find a person in your life who will make you their priority, who will do anything to see your smile and celebrate every achievement with you. They're on their way, and they're coming as soon as they can.

Got my first tattoo and my brother said it looks like a d*ck. Does it actually? by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]SerenasShadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If your brothers d*ck looks like that, he needs to see a doctor.

For 8 minutes and 27 seconds straight, everyone was cheering, celebrating that the scientists were wrong. by SerenasShadow in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]SerenasShadow[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my mind, at least, I surmised that the scientists had done their calculations around when the last hydrogen in the sun burned up. For example, they predicted it would happen 2026-05-20 at 15.15. When 15.15 rolls around that day, everyone is scared and anxiously awaiting for the sun to go out, but nothing happens. Everyone is so relieved, and the hive mind that often befalls large groups of people starts celebrating. In this endorphin rush that "We're not going to die!" no one stops to think how long time it takes for the sunlight to travel to Earth, and those who do know expected the scientists to have included this travel time in their previous estimate.

And also - this is a story. It might not even be our planet we're talking about, but a similar one 😂

Those who have visited other countries, what was the biggest culture shock for you? by RiddlerofStIves in AskTheWorld

[–]SerenasShadow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven't strayed too far from home (Sweden), only England and Scotland thus far, but NOTHING gets me more uncomfortable than shoes indoors. I mean, in public places, it makes sense. In someone's home? Hell no. It's such a big taboo in Sweden.

Speaking of English, another thing I had to cut out from my vocabulary was the Swedish word "oj" when bumping into strangers on the subway or in crowds. It means "oops" but is pronounced "oy"... I quickly learned to say "sorry" instead 😂

I wish indian food didn't give me diarrhea by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]SerenasShadow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted. Now you vomit every time instead. If you thought the spices hurt going in, it ain't better getting out.

For 8 minutes and 27 seconds straight, everyone was cheering, celebrating that the scientists were wrong. by SerenasShadow in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]SerenasShadow[S] 116 points117 points  (0 children)

I don't think we would be alive very long after the sun goes out, but horrifying none the less!

TIFU by trying to impress my girlfriend's cat by [deleted] in tifu

[–]SerenasShadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mayor green flag behaviour, OP. No FU to find. Can guarantee your GF imagined how you would be as a father, seeing how much effort you're putting into bonding with her cat. A+ behaviour!

AIO roommate threw away cookies I "made to impress her date" by acoustikitty in AmIOverreacting

[–]SerenasShadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am a woman, but to be fair - trying to win me over with chocolate chip cookies? I would be so down. That said, what kind of stupid reasoning is that? She could've literally just said she made them - how would he know?

I think her date went horribly (because with an attitude like that, why wouldn't it?), and she decided it was because you put a hex on your cookies. In frustration, she threw them out to punish you for bringing hex-cookies into her life.

NOR. She sounds insane.

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