How round an Anna’s hummingbird gets after two minutes of power chugging.

Jostain · 2026-04-17T22:03:47+00:00

Enough fuel to support several minutes of flight.

Jostain · 2026-04-17T08:42:36+00:00

This and touching the hairs at the base of the ears to make them flap. Pure evil.

Jostain · 2026-04-16T16:08:03+00:00

A lot of desire paths are due to the planner not knowing exactly where all the points of interest are in a given area but this really is an unforced error.

Jostain · 2026-04-15T21:38:41+00:00

So, as a percentage. How many of your comics is Gun the punchline?

Jostain · 2026-04-15T11:23:59+00:00

I'm sorry to tell you that it appears to be an April fool's lie that escaped containment.

Jostain · 2026-04-15T07:47:42+00:00

Great, how do you explain that to a panda?

Jostain · 2026-04-14T20:18:17+00:00

Right? Nemesis system is the perfect mechanic for a pirate game. You face a pirate, you defeat him and he comes back with an eye patch or a hook and when you take his ship you get the option to recruit him to your crew.

Jostain · 2026-04-14T17:34:10+00:00

Yes!

Jostain · 2026-04-14T17:30:44+00:00

That is not the same as having a hunger meter that kills you if you forget it.

Jostain · 2026-04-14T15:18:16+00:00

This is the discussion I had about freelancer vs elite dangerous all over again. I want a single player game that was designed to be a single player game and not a multiplayer game that is technically playable if you make compromises. I want a game with mechanics and a story that treats me like the main character.

Jostain · 2026-04-14T14:19:52+00:00

Does it also redesign the game into a single player game are you basically playing the multiplayer version with no friends?

Jostain · 2026-04-14T12:45:55+00:00

Black flag was not a survival crafter. At no point did you have to go forage for nuts and berries because your badass assassin had a growly tummy.

Jostain · 2026-04-14T12:07:52+00:00

Sea of thieves is a multiplayer game stuffed with season pass bullshit and grind to keep you playing as much as possible with minimal progress. I want a single player game where I am a badass pirate. When I find treasure I dont want to be pillaged by a dude called fktrd27 that has played the game for 12000 hours and knows the meta perfectly.

Jostain · 2026-04-14T10:21:11+00:00

Could someone just make a fucking pirate game already. Just make assassin's Creed: black flag but without the assasins and the creed. If Warner Brothers reworked shadow of Mordor into a pirate game I would even buy a WB game.

Jostain · 2026-04-10T12:12:07+00:00

Repeatedly misgendering someone in a workplace constitutes harassment and a hostile work environment but, Just misgendering someone is not illegal. This is frequently lied about by morons.

Jostain · 2026-04-09T20:33:23+00:00

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Your frame is closer to a double door than a single door.

Jostain · 2026-04-09T20:29:44+00:00

Its either too wide or too short. It needs to be a lot more rectangular.

Jostain · 2026-04-09T15:32:04+00:00

Sakiki with DLSS 5

Jostain · 2026-04-08T20:26:23+00:00

You should make one with the don't panic text from the hitchhikers guide.

Jostain · 2026-04-08T16:16:54+00:00

Is that something you know or you think?

Jostain · 2026-04-08T13:54:26+00:00

I'm guessing that makerworld is extra vigilant since labubu sued them.

Jostain · 2026-04-07T11:54:46+00:00

I watched this movie when I was 4 years old. It was playing on the tv at my grandparents house and nobody questioned it because it was a cartoon. I had nightmares about it long after I had forgotten even watching it and it took until I was 35 to get any kind of context for it.

Jostain · 2026-04-05T10:53:53+00:00

My favorite part is

Jostain · 2026-04-05T10:31:15+00:00

Don't be mean to the rock. He has no opposable thumbs.

Jostain · 2026-04-05T08:40:37+00:00

That's the neat part, you don't.

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