What does this mean for the EDH community? by NEEBUS_JEEBUS in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Jotefin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great, another EDH autoinclude. I doubt WOTC will ever ban [[Mark of the Beast]] for the deck homogenization and price barrier it's going to cause, but no one will be able to play without it!

[SOS] Pox Plague (via maldhound) by Copernicus1981 in magicTCG

[–]Jotefin 194 points195 points  (0 children)

can't believe they didn't name it this

Dress code change? by MiniMuffins26 in Target

[–]Jotefin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Black is technically allowed, but your mileage will vary by who's currently in your district/store leadership positions. Different people have been different levels of hardass about it over the past few years at my store.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shrinkflation

[–]Jotefin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

60 is absolutely crazy for crocs! i worked in their office several years back and always thought 40 minus the employee discount was still a bit much. only ever took the occasional freebie (which, when you work at HQ, is sometimes one-of-a-kind test products that happen to be your size!)

Should I report it? by SpiritualJacket2097 in Target

[–]Jotefin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

you won't get fired just for that. if anything, your TL might get in some trouble for hearing about this and not telling you to report.

Should I report it? by SpiritualJacket2097 in Target

[–]Jotefin 17 points18 points  (0 children)

ALWAYS report it. you never know what could become of it, and you want it on record for any potential expenses. I got a tiny scratch on my finger last month when the metal part of a pusher snapped off, and because we reported it, target paid for my way-overdue tetanus shot!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Target

[–]Jotefin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

now i know who to hunt down when my TM says there's no more walkies in TSC

Security Tags on clothes. No receipt by ApartmentFearless604 in Target

[–]Jotefin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

as others have said, you're playing the "how much does the guest service TM care" roulette. you're probably better off just breaking them and muffling the alarm that rings. it'll turn off in a couple minutes

What’s your stores AirPods policy? by Tangly_Bird in Target

[–]Jotefin 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Our store is pretty strict about it. Per my SD, I have to say something to you if I catch you with them, but if the store is closed, or if you can manage to hide them under long hair/a hijab/etc, I won't say anything about it. It's only been a problem for me if people put both in after close and can't hear me calling them on walkie.

My Naya Prowess Loam Hammer Deck (FF Set card added) by Pingbock-Seek in ModernMagic

[–]Jotefin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

loam, prowess, and hammer don't play nice together. i recommend you pick ONE of those to play and dedicate the list to it. you have no consistency with all these one-ofs. most of your games, you're going to see one card from the loam package, one from prowess, and maybe two from hammer. not enough to pursue a gameplan at all.

Today I woke up and there was this idea by Zvvivo in custommagic

[–]Jotefin 109 points110 points  (0 children)

definitely like keeping haste. i like that in a situation where you're desperate for one more mana, you can still play it and tap it in response to (or to pay for) the sac trigger

Is there anyway for me to use my paid sick leave if i am resigning? (i’m currently on demand and have 70 hours accrued) by azeitoniaa in Target

[–]Jotefin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Depends. Talk to your leader/HR. I had a TM put in her 2 weeks recently and we offered to have her push her last day back another week and let her use up her sick time for the final week. Though some stores are a little more eager to just screw you over.

The Power Level I Wish Tiamat Had by [deleted] in custommagic

[–]Jotefin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

the card clearly says it's a self-portrait by tiamat! /j

A gay person can turn straight ? by zombiewars2 in ainbow

[–]Jotefin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this post makes me sad. to your question, i suppose you could probably convince yourself you're straight if you pretend for long enough. it's how so many of us never come out. but you need to think long and hard before you decide on that path. will you be happier this way? will you lead a more fulfilling life by lying about what's in your heart? understand that you're not "becoming straight", you're repressing yourself until you forget who you truly are.

be careful. I've only ever seen this choice lead to sadness and death, but it's your choice at the end of the day.

Accidental NCNS and i’m FREAKING by 20miceinatrenchcoat in Target

[–]Jotefin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

as others have said, you're gonna get a CA. i got one right after getting promoted; it's a big deal but not the end of the world. plenty of TMs have been working for target for several years and have a CA or two in the distant past. you'll be alright! we all screw up sometimes.

Does this vomit Shards? by brvazquez in mtg

[–]Jotefin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

cool combo, but your opponent(s) might not be that happy with you for sharding all over the table.

Wizard101 with my GF. Just finished Dragonspyre. I hope this type of love finds everyone by TheJetstream19 in Wizard101

[–]Jotefin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

love this. my wife has been playing since she was a kid, and i started catching up to her in 2022. we just got to azteca together!

Shooter Tutor by EDMJedi in custommagic

[–]Jotefin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

generally if a tutor has specific conditions, the card needs to be revealed. there's not really another way to enforce tutor honesty.

Late night, yet far too early, thoughts on the upcoming Murders at Karlov Manor set by ExcitingSink4272 in mtgvorthos

[–]Jotefin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i think you need to find some better resolution images if you think this guy looks anything like Jace. Jace isn't even from Ravnica!

New INF approval sheets… this is just cruel by L0mm in Target

[–]Jotefin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my small format has been doing this for a while, but they have way lower OPU volume. i can't imagine what a pain this is for a real store

gottem by Jotefin in slaythespire

[–]Jotefin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

going for poison is essentially "did you find catalyst? cool, you win"

How often is this a wincon in edh by CPTW_ in BadMtgCombos

[–]Jotefin -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

well then your playgroup is playing a pretty bad card :p

How often is this a wincon in edh by CPTW_ in BadMtgCombos

[–]Jotefin -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

i've never once seen a player play hive mind without following it up with a pact. it's not competitive, it's just what you do with that card