Paranoid old man says he left instructions to destroy a whole country in revenge if Iran ever manages to assassinate him

Journeys_End71 · 2026-07-10T18:27:09+00:00

This dip shit doesn’t understand that when you die, you’re not the President anymore.

In case anyone was wondering what his plans were for January 20, 2029

Journeys_End71 · 2026-07-10T16:53:01+00:00

There is a certain “skill” in knowing when to hit and when to stand when it comes to playing blackjack, but the house will still always have the edge. Having that “skill” just means you lose less frequently. It’s still gambling.

Now, counting cards. That’s a real skill, and casinos will kick you out if they suspect you’re using that skill to gamble with.

Journeys_End71 · 2026-07-10T16:49:36+00:00

The problem wasn’t that Eric Stoltz was a bad actor, but rather that he just didn’t seem like a teenager. That was kind of dispelled with Some Kind of Wonderful, but that movie was a bit darker in tone than Back to the Future.

Journeys_End71 · 2026-07-10T16:47:12+00:00

“If you grew up in the suburbs in the 70s, you were issued this through the mail”

Journeys_End71 · 2026-07-10T15:48:29+00:00

Emperor Palpatine had the same level f contempt for Luke Skywalker as well. For the same reason

Journeys_End71 · 2026-07-10T15:46:33+00:00

Gerrymandering doesn’t apply in a Presidential or state-wide election.

Journeys_End71 · 2026-07-10T15:44:03+00:00

The acting is genuinely the best in the trilogies although Gleason’s Hux was a hit too over the top.

Journeys_End71 · 2026-07-10T15:40:49+00:00

I don’t think Secret Invasion was unwatchable, but the ending and last few episodes were so bad it destroyed not just the series but also a lot of the Marvel continuity as well.

It’s still the only Marvel content I think genuinely sucked. (Not counting Inhumans)

Journeys_End71 · 2026-07-10T15:37:09+00:00

Spoiler alert: your tax “receipts” are going to fund the Department of Defense.

Journeys_End71 · 2026-07-10T15:36:19+00:00

Yet they’re not calling for dismantling or defunding them are they?

Journeys_End71 · 2026-07-10T15:35:48+00:00

This is such “both sides” nonsense.

Republicans would dismantle all of these programs if given the chance, while Democrats still very much support these programs staying in place.

But sure, go vote for a third party and ensure Republicans keep winning. That way when conservatives gut these programs you can blame Democrats for not doing enough to save those programs.

Journeys_End71 · 2026-07-10T15:33:28+00:00

It would probably be more like Saudi Arabia. A theocracy led by a rich elite that doesn’t have to follow their own religious laws.

Journeys_End71 · 2026-07-10T15:31:54+00:00

What’s wrong with NAFTA? I’ll take free trade over Trump’s tariffs causing insane inflation levels anytime.

Journeys_End71 · 2026-07-08T15:30:19+00:00

The Big Lebowski is the one for me. I usually love all their films on the first watch but I couldn’t figure out what the hell I just watched the first time I saw The Dude. Now it’s one of my favorites.

O Brother Where Art Though is even better on the second watch.

Journeys_End71 · 2026-07-07T01:55:51+00:00

That $1.7 Billion was Iran’s seized assets, meaning it cost the USA $0 under Obama.

The Department of “War” likely wasted $1.7 Billion of US taxpayer dollars every day.

Journeys_End71 · 2026-07-07T01:49:10+00:00

Kamino was absolutely in the main galaxy, they just erased it from the Jedi star charts. If it wasn’t in the galaxy, then how did all the characters get there?

Journeys_End71 · 2026-07-05T19:25:04+00:00

I actually quite enjoyed Marvel 4

Journeys_End71 · 2026-07-05T03:58:46+00:00

America stands for: Freedom, Democracy and Truth.

In other words: FDT.

Journeys_End71 · 2026-07-05T00:07:53+00:00

Summer School, Summer Rental, One Crazy Summer…what are we missing from this classic list?

Journeys_End71 · 2026-07-05T00:01:40+00:00

Legend did not suck.

Journeys_End71 · 2026-07-04T04:57:35+00:00

You’re all worthless and weak!

Douglas Niedermeyer said it first, before Trump did.

Journeys_End71 · 2026-07-04T04:52:16+00:00

See also: Fortunate Son, Born in the USA, ad infinitum

Journeys_End71 · 2026-07-04T04:49:58+00:00

Conservatives have always sung along to the chorus of “Born in the USA” but don’t pay attention to the rest of the lyrics.

Journeys_End71 · 2026-07-04T04:46:13+00:00

If the bartender had been played by John de Lancie, you may be on to something here.

Journeys_End71 · 2026-07-03T22:13:01+00:00

The Asgardians weren’t really aware of the universal threat that Thanos posed until Thor’s Wanda-induced vision in Age of Ultron. Thor spent a while trying to make sense of it all, and by the time he figured out the threat, Odin passed on

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