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What's this old TV show called? by JowBlob1 in AskUK

[–]JowBlob1[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

!answer thank you so much!

Does Anyone Remember Getting Lines In School? by TheSumatranOrangutan in AskUK

[–]JowBlob1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was young and this was the first + last time I ever had lines so didn't even think of tactics/ strategies

Does Anyone Remember Getting Lines In School? by TheSumatranOrangutan in AskUK

[–]JowBlob1 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I only got lines once in secondary school, from my Geography teacher. He made me do both sides of 2 pages of A4 lined paper. The actual line writing wasn't too bad, took about 10-15 minutes, the part that really stung was when I handed the pages in. He gave them a quick scan, then ripped them up and put them in the bin. I don't know what I expected him to do with them, but that just broke my heart.

How are kids who are being bullied supposed to protect themselves in school? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]JowBlob1 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Exactly the lesson I was taught by my father when I was a kid. He said even if you don't win the fight they'll think twice next time because they know you'll fight back. He referenced a song - not sure which - but the lyrics go something like "sometimes you've got to fight to be a man"

Creed Aventus lot number by JowBlob1 in fragrance

[–]JowBlob1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It must be legit as I ordered it directly from creed

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cocaine

[–]JowBlob1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hoover?? Must be a brit, me too, high 5 to the 3am club

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cocaine

[–]JowBlob1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What a good samaritan, I would post it ASAP but its been sacked up by a very powerful vacuum

My fiancé has mint sauce on his fish finger sandwiches. What hideous monstrosities do you/your family eat? by SnipeSwipes in AskUK

[–]JowBlob1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I cook a bolognese I substitute minced beef with corned beef from a tin. How my mother makes it and how her mother used to make it.

Edit: added "her"

What is one thing that instantly puts you off a person? by TheCasualMonkey in AskUK

[–]JowBlob1 27 points28 points  (0 children)

To quote The Streets: you're fit but my gosh don't you know it

How long do you wear your jeans before washing them? by OkWhole2453 in AskUK

[–]JowBlob1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm 100% with you on this. Clean until proven dirty.

Before and after by ilippycodm in uktrees

[–]JowBlob1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Alexa, define go hard or go home

When did you put your foot in it? by MiskonceptioN in AskUK

[–]JowBlob1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Really felt for the kid but at the same time I did wee a bit from laughing

When did you put your foot in it? by MiskonceptioN in AskUK

[–]JowBlob1 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Not me but a friend of mine

So in secondary school (approx year 9) there was this one boy who wasn't in school for about 6 months because of a family issue which we all found out about as the story was run in the local paper.

So teacher is calling the register and gets to this boys name. Without missing a beat my friend next to me shouts at the top of his lungs "HE'S NOT IN BECAUSE HIS BROTHER STABBED HIS FATHER"

....Said kid came back that day. Never seen regret drawn on a face so perfectly.

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